Author's Note - I do not own Dr. Weird or Steve, or anything that happens to be from a different show or something. Anything ATHF is copyright of their original owners.


Dr. Weird's Crazy Antics Experiment Three

Thunder boomed in the skies and lightning flashes around the "secret" laboratory of Dr. Weird on the South Jersey Shore.

"Gentlemen... behold!" Dr. Weird's voice booming through the laboratory.

Inside, the steel gate opened up slowly. Steve didn't want to see another food products for the rest of the day. He still could smell the burning corpse, the pot roast, and the "egg" salad. He could taste that disgusting recipe. As the gate opened up, a pink rabbit holding a basket full of eggs was hopping up and down, giggling gayly.

"The Easter Bunny!" Dr. Weird shouted triumphantly.

"Dr. Weird... I hate to bring this up to you, but Easter was last Sunday." Steve said to his mentor.

"I know, but this faggoty son of a bitch owes me some candy! He's not going back to Easter Island until I get my candy!"

Steve didn't know what the hell to say to this lunatic. He just watched the Easter bunny leap up and down in the gate. He hopped over to Steve.

"Hi! I'm the Easter Bunny's twin brother, Darryl!" he giggled.

"Oh-no you don't, you pink puff of hopping-bunny-overly reproducing-piece of shit-faggot! THAT'S MY CANDY! I didn't want to do this, but you PISSED ME OFF!" Dr. Weird shouted running out of the room.

Steve looked confused, but continued to look at Darryl, who kept giggling and hopping. Then, from out of nowhere, a grenade landed in the Easter basket. Darryl looked at it.

"I don't remember this egg being in "

At that second, the grenade exploded. Brains and organs, as well as eggs and candy, flew everywhere. Steve was covered in ash. He coughed up some smoke as Dr. Weird came back in laughing.

"You should've given me some candy, bitch!" he laughed.

Steve looked around the now blood stained lab.

"I'm not cleaning this up."

"BULLSHIT! Get to work!" Dr. Weird shouted, shooting tacos at Steve.