RESPONSES


GottaLuvJoey
Mena: Yay! You got it right! And, as promised, we have your reward all prepared for next chappie!

Toli: Yep! Congratulations!

Mena: O.O (stares at knife) EEEK! THREATS! (hides behind Jesselda)

Toli: Yea, we agree with you. No need for violence! And tell the multiple personality that think she's Ebony Boots that those currently aren't available anywhere except in Domino High! So, um, that means she'll have to be a pair of suede boots instead.

Mena: Thanks for reviewing!


ShebytheDogDemoness
Toli: (glances at Mena)

Mena: (chewing on pencil)

Toli: I'd have to agree with you there, Sheby.

Mena: (stops chewing) What?

Toli: (sweatdrops) Nothing. Thanks for reviewing!


straykitty
Mena: Awww, look at her laughing hysterically, sister!

Toli: Yeah. Cute.

Mena: Thanks for all the awesome compliments!

Toli: And all the reviews! And try not to die, okay? We don't want to be indirect murderers.


Masami Mistress Of Fire
Toli: Masami! My awesome pal! (hugs Masami)

Mani: (squeals) MY TWIN! (glomps Masami)

Mena: DAMIE-CHAN! (attacks Damion in love)

Jesselda: (waves at Masami)

Mena: (dreamily) Oh, Damie-chan, how did I live fifteen years without you?

Toli: (sweatdrops) I'd guess you lived like you didn't know him, because you didn't.

Mena: Ohhh, but I must have kown you existed!

Toli: Whatever. Thanks for the doomsday device, Masami! I'll have to hide it so Mom doesn't blow it up on accident, like all the other...

Mani: YOUR WELCOME FOR THE CHOCOLATE! ANYTHING FOR MY TWIN!

Toli: (suddenly half deaf) OW, DAMMIT! (doesn't notice Masami poke her because she is now half deaf...yeah)

Mena: (still cuddling Damion)

Mani: WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH NOW, MASAMI-TWIN?

Jesselda: (giant sweatdrop) Someone save me from the insanity.


Shrilanka-San
Mena/Mani: (watch happiness spiral)

Mena: Has that ever happened to you, Mani?

Mani: (nods)

Toli: I liked the confessions too. Believe it or not, Mani came up with the idea and the confessions! We just spellchecked it!

Mena: The reason Seto didn't take part in the confessions was because he was the only person in the car who happened to notice that the tree was only four inches tall. That's also why he didn't swerve to avoid it.

Toli: You're right! Mani's story would make a killer fanfic! In fact, maybe you could even help us with it! Wouldn't that be fun?

Mani: (wearing 'I Luv Yugi' shirt and towel/cape again) NOW! ASSEMBLE, MY FAN ARMY!

(silence)

Mena/Toli: (sweatdrop)

Mani: Oh well! I'm a lone wolf! (starts flying around again!

Toli: Thanks for reviewing!


ketaglass
Mena: Welcome!

Toli: Glad you like it! We aim to please!

Mena: We aim to please and split our sides open. So! Are your sides split open yet?

Toli: Thanks for reviewing!


Kay-Dee-S
Mena: You'll find out now!

Toli: Thanks for reviewing!


Mena: You know, I'm really surprised no one figured out what Mokuba lost.

Toli: Me too. I thought it was obvious, but I guess not!

Mena: Jez, don't you want to join us?

Jesselda: No.

Mena: (pulls puppy dog eyes) Pleeeease?

Jesselda: (growls) You and your stupid big eyes...fine. They still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Toli: Mena doesn't own the Puppy Dog Stare Of Doom either, but she uses it to her heart's content!


EIGHT: Jungle Boy

Tea, Joey, Seto and Ryou escaped the city. They were a little scared-except for Ryou, who was very scared-because the people of Braveheartville were starting to move. They were so brave they could break Pegasus' spell.

"There's so much we have to do!" Tea exclaimed as they kept running. "We have to escape the citizens, we have to find Mokuba-"

"And we hafta find a docta!" Joey reminded, holding his injured hand to his chest. He risked a look back. "Guys, if we keep runnin' like dis, we'll neva get away from dose people! They've all got big muscles an'll catchus in no time! We gotta think up a plan!"

The other three stared at him. "You can't tell me that intelligent note just came out of your mouth," Seto accused.

"Maybe pain stimulates his brain," Ryou suggested.

"But he has no brain to be stimulated in the first place, remember?" Tea pointed out.

They all picked up the pace when they heard the shouting of Braveheartville denizens. "Come back here so we can be brave enough to try and kill you despite the story's rating!" the crowd yelled.

"Hey, my han' doesn' hurt anymoa!" Joey exclaimed happily. He looked around. "So...why're we runnin' again?"

The other three sighed. "It was nice while it lasted," Ryou said.

Suddenly Tea tripped over something soft and black. She fell flat on her face. Joey, who didn't notice, and Ryou, who was in his flight-or-more-flight mode, kept running, but it wasn't long before SLAM! Joey ran into a tree. Seto was the only one who saw, and he turned and ran back. Tea was on her knees by the time he reached her.

"Here comes the crowd," Seto remarked as they were surrounded by Braveheartville people. They all sounded excited to kill.

Tea look down and saw that a black fur shirt was under her hands and knees. Didn't that belong to Mokuba?

"Now you're going to die, because we're brave enough to try!" the crowd cheered and chanted, dancing around Tea and Seto. The two doomed Wizard-seekers were confused by the air of happiness about their coming demise. Two burly guys came back. One had Ryou over his shoulder, and strangely, the other had Joey following him. Joey kept slamming into the other guy's back. It was annoying and weird-looking.

"Isn't that the mayor's wimp?" one of the people said.

"Yeah! We can kill him too!" the others cheered.

"Does anybody else hea dat yellin'?" Joey asked suddenly.

The citizens stopped chanting and listened. They heard it too, the sound of something yelling, the sound coming closer. Suddenly, Mokuba swung over their heads on a vine. He was doing a jungle yell.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mokuba was screaming at the top of his lungs. He didn't look black anymore.

The people of Braveheartville all started screaming. They started running away. "WE'RE NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THAT!" they screamed. The other four stared after them, until something black fell on Joey's head.

"Hey, aren't those black fur pants?" Ryou said, dusting himself off.

"They're Mokuba's!" Tea exclaimed.

"Is he shedding?" Seto asked.

"Warthogs like blood," Joey said to no one in particular so he wouldn't be left out of the conversation.

Tea stared at the shirt under her feet and the pants on Joey's head. "Uh oh," she said, suddenly realizing what this and the message could mean. She took off in the direction she had seen Mokuba going.

"Wait! You can't leave the White Linoleum Road!" Seto called after her.

"At least not without us!" Ryou cried. He chased after Tea, Seto following. Seto was dragging Joey by the back of his shirt to keep him from slamming into anything.

Tea followed the sound of Mokuba screaming the jungle yell. She jumped over exposed roots, pushed through hanging branches, and edged around thick bushes. She could hear the other boys behind her. "Mokuba!" she kept yelling. "Here, boy! Come on back!" She kept running, pushing through the bushes.

"Mokuba!" Tea yelled. "Here boy! Mokubaaa! Here boyyy! Mokubaaaaaa! Here boyyyyyy! Mokubaaaaaaaa! Here boyyyyyyyyyy! MOKUBAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAH!"

Tea pushed through a particularly thick clump of bushes. On the other side was a steep drop-off into a sparkling lake. She ran forward, unknowing, and found herself plunging down towards the lake.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Mokuba came swinging out of nowhere, on the same vine. He grabbed the back of Tea's uniform blazer and swung her to the shore, a few yards away. He dropped her on the shore and swung back out over the lake. He started swinging around in circles over the water, screaming the jungle yell.

Seto and Ryou came running up to where Tea had fallen off and barely managed to stop before they fell. But Joey came running, and kept running and, yes, you guessed it SLAM! ran into them both, knocking them all down towards the water. Mokuba swung out and grabbed them all and deposited them on the shore, then continued swinging around over the water.

"What's da matta wit him?" Joey asked in confusion.

"I think he's lost his mind," Ryou said.

"No, I think he's lost something different," Seto stated matter-of-factly.

Mokuba let go of the vine and splashed into the water. He started swimming to shore and stood up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Joey and Ryou covered their eyes in fear. Seto covered Tea's eyes. "Mokuba, where are your clothes?" he asked.

"I toldja I couldn't take it anymore!" Mokuba answered. "When I put the note in that stupid hat-kama kusaku chakeecheewa!"

"Come again?" Seto asked.

"Sorry. I said, when I put the note in that stupid hat, it said that I couldn't take it anymore. That fur was so hot and so sweaty and so itchy..." Mokuba shivered just thinking about it.

Seto sighed. "Well, you're giving Ryou a nervous breakdown, you're making Joey cry, and I can't keep my hand over Tea's eyes forever. You've gotta put them back on."

"No!" Mokuba screamed. "Muchaku fugomo meekamo! Never! I'll never put them back on! Haquaz zha topuet!"

Seto pulled a blindfold out of his briefcase and wrapped it around Tea's eyes. He would need both hands. He reached into his briefcase again. "All right, then I only have one choice," he said. He pulled out a rope and lassoed Mokuba. Mokuba started screeching like some pterodactyl being attacked. Seto tied the other end of the rope to a tree and started digging in his briefcase. "Now, where's that sewing machine..."

"Now, let's find the White Linoleum Road," Seto said an hour later. He unwrapped the blindfold from around Tea's eyes and told Joey and Ryou that they could look. Ryou was hiding under Joey's jacket, for some reason.

"What did you do to Mokuba?" Tea asked.

"...I'd rather not discuss it," Seto said. He had found one of his extra trenchcoats in his briefcase and made a combination straight jacket and dress for Mokuba, since he wasn't skilled enough to make pants. Mokuba was sitting crosslegged on the ground, his arms forcibly wrapped around himself, grumbling about his rights and Seto doing away with his freedom. "But we wouldn't have had to go through with this if you hadn't taken off all your clothes," Seto said to Mokuba.

"I hope you get the biggest heart ever, and you become a donation bell ringer or something," Mokuba hissed.

Seto looked astoundingly offended.

"Come on, guys, let's just find the White Linoleum Road," Ryou said.

Seto opened his briefcase and whipped out his laptop. "Let's see some hand and knee action, doofus," he said to Joey. Joey grudgingly got down on his hands and knees, and Seto settled the laptop on his back. He typed in it for a few moments, and then said, "If we go east we'll come across it."

"Good, then let's get going!" Tea said. She helped Mokuba stand up, and they all linked arms. Joey threw Mokuba over his shoulder since he couldn't stop hugging himself. They skipped in the direction of the White Linoleum Road. (Mokuba-Joey-Tea-Seto-Ryou)

"We're off to see the Wizard
The Wizard of Domino High
They say he's great, at any rate
And will not pass us by
We're goin' to see him, we are, we are
But time has frozen up our car
Our car, our car, our car, our car, our caaaaar
So we're gonna see him just as we are
We're off to see the Wizard
The Wizard of Domino Hiiiiiiiiigh!"

END CHAPTER


Toli: An incredibly random chapter to match our incredibly random mood.

Mena: See? Aren't you happy you helped out, Jezzy?

Jesselda: No.

Toli: Let's just get out of here.


Next time, in Chapter Nine...The city is near at last!

"I don't believe that Witchmale!" Tea exclaimed, standing up. "He's never going to let up! We have to hurry and get to-" Suddenly she stopped.

"What is it, Tea?" Ryou asked as the others stood up. "Why did you stop-"

"Hey, why is everyone-" Mokuba started.

"What are you all lookin'-" Joey began.

"Finish your sentences, you pack of idiots!" Seto yelled.

"Talking!"

"Stopping!"

"Corncakes!"

"Cafeteria City," Tea breathed, pointing.