Title: The Chaos before (and during) Christmas (5/8)

Author: Chibi Wingzero

Rating: R

Pairing(s): Seto/Jou, Yami/Yugi, Bakura/Ryou, Marik/Malik, Honda/Otogi, one sided Anzu/Yami, one sided Honda/Anzu

Beta: MOFAF (MomOfFluffyAndFluffier).

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I am merely borrowing the Yu-Gi-Oh cast. They will be returned in one piece…. Hopefully.

Summary: Both Seto and Jou have been wanting each other for a long time. Mokuba and Yugi have decided to do something about it. Together they plan an unforgettable Christmas party.

Chapter Title: Obsessions Can Be Deadly

----3 days before Christmas----

When Robert picked up Mokuba's guests, he thought he was hallucinating or in some sort of bizarre dream with no escape. There were two Yugi Moutos. The taller of the two was hesitant on going until he heard about the size of the Christmas tree. There was no way he was going to let Yugi go there without his protection. After all, something bad can happen like the tree falling on his precious hikari. Needless to say, Yami was in the limo before Robert could even blink let alone open the door.

Next was Ryou. Once again, Robert was starting to doubt his sanity. There were two of them. It was easy to tell them apart since one was innocent in appearance and the other was far from it. Bakura had better things to do than to decorate some tree. He planned on reeking havoc with Marik and refused to go until the pharaoh had shown his face when he became impatient. If the pharaoh was going, then so was Bakura with one of those disposable cameras. Yes, Ryou taught him how to use it, and the tomb robber planned on capturing the pharaoh's every embarrassing moment.

The third house they visited was Honda's. With the way things had been going, he wouldn't be surprised if Honda had a 'twin.' Surprisingly, there was only one of him. The chauffer was immensely relieved. When they planned the decorating party, Honda was sure the dark spirits didn't want to attend, but he valued his life and his existence in this realm so he didn't ask.

The last house was Malik's. When Robert knocked on the door, he was greeted by a pissed off Marik with an erection. The chauffer debated on whether to run away or faint when the dark spirit glared at him. Fortunately, Malik made an appearance and politely asked the others to wait. Twelve minutes later, the Egyptian emerged with a smirking and fully clothed Marik.

Since there were a lot of decorations, they split into teams of two. Yugi and Mokuba hung the ornaments on the lower half of the Christmas tree while Honda and Marik did the upper half. Oddly enough, Marik seemed to be in a good mood and didn't mind helping out with the decorations. No one wanted to ask him why either. Yami and Malik placed the decorations on one side of the room. Ryou and Bakura took the other. They were paired, because the latter had to be on good behavior if he wanted something special from the former, even though the former had no clue what the latter really wanted.

They borrowed a few of the serving carts from the servants so they didn't have to haul all of those decorations around the room. The servants didn't mind as long as the carts were returned in good condition. They were definitely not looking forward to explaining why yet another serving cart was destroyed. It wasn't their fault Seto's last guest had a very short temper and had trained as a kick boxer in his youth.

A few hours later Anzu arrived. She had dance rehearsal in the morning, but she was free the entire afternoon. When she saw the groups, she immediately joined Yami's group, much to his and Malik's annoyance. As hard as she tried, she could never get close enough to her crush. He always seemed to be on the move or standing next to Malik as if he was using the Egyptian as a human shield. No matter what, she wasn't going to let that dampen her spirit. She believed the pharaoh to be severely shy. Occasionally, Honda would glance at her before sighing. As much as he hated to admit to himself, he never stood a chance against Yami.

By the time the late afternoon rolled around, the gang managed to decorate the entire room and actually made it look nice. Mokuba told them he would have their servants clean up the mess they created. After all, they were being paid. He suggested they have hot chocolate or coffee while they waited for Robert to return from picking up Seto.

"What is that thing?" Marik asked, pointing to the large plushie in his hikari's arms. He glared at the offending item. He hated it, because it was receiving more attention from his hikari than he was. He should be the one Malik was cuddling against, not some stupid whatever it was called. -Damn that thing! I swear I'll rip it to shreds and feed it to those annoying carolers.-

Malik returned the glare, protectively holding onto the plushie. "You'll hurt Rei-chan's feelings. She's a reindeer, not a thing you numbskull." He then lovingly hugged the plushie, to Marik's intense annoyance and displeasure. "And I heard that."

Marik scowled. That thought wasn't meant to be sent. "Whatever." Why did his hikari have to have these obsessions? First it was falcons, then it was bunnies (Bakura's fault), then foxes, and now reindeers. He eyed Malik's festive sweater with the chibi reindeer prints on them. One of these days, he was going to burn the damn thing.

"You're not going to burn my sweater," Malik growled while placing Rei-can on the serving cart behind him. He crossed his arms to make a point. "I happen to like this sweater, and if you burn it, you can forget about getting anything from me until next Christmas."

Marik's jaw literally hit the floor before he regained his composure. "You wouldn't dare!" His hikari wouldn't do that, would he? Sure, he was insane, but he had yet to deny Marik his special treat.

"Oh yes I would!" Malik countered, his anger rapidly rising. Being ever so alert, Yugi and Ryou took note of it and dashed to the nearest safe place, namely behind Yami. "You know I'm not addicted to it as you are. If you think about getting it from somewhere else, I won't give you any of it until I feel like it. It will definitely not be any time soon."

"Damn obsession," Marik angrily pouted. Maybe if he made that shirt disappear or if it was accidentally destroyed, then he may get something and be rid of that thing as well. It was worth a shot until someone overheard his thoughts again. Maybe he should take lessons from the other dark spirits on blocking his thoughts.

Poking his yami in the chest, Malik stated with great irritation, "I heard that to. So if anything happens, I'll know it's your fault!"

For some odd reason, this little squabble was turning on Marik. Being the horny spirit he was, he pounced on his unsuspecting hikari, causing the serving cart with Rei-chan the reindeer to go careening across the room.

Unfortunately for a certain dark spirit, he had his back to the out of control serving cart and was promptly bowled over by it. Slightly dazed, Bakura jumped to his feet, glaring at the plushie. The serving cart's wild run had come to a stop when it crashed into the wall. "That moose is dinner!" He started running over to where the helpless 'moose' was lying.

"I'll save you Rei-chan!" Malik exclaimed before pushing off his horny darker half and racing over to the 'moose' while running over Bakura in the process. He quickly snatched the plushie and held it protectively.

"What the hell was that for?!" Bakura angrily shouted once he peeled himself off the floor. He was giving both the Egyptian and the 'moose' a death glare.

"First of all, Rei-chan is a reindeer, you idiot," Malik angrily corrected him. There was no way he was going to let that tomb robber lay a finger on his precious Rei-chan. "Second, I'll make you go screw a cactus if you ever lay a finger on her." The other males flinched at the thought of it.

Marik found this to be quite amusing and was laughing like a madman. Wait! He was one, never mind. Ryou and Yugi were trying to stifle their giggles and failing miserably. Yami, on the other hand, was laughing but not to the same degree as Marik. Honda wisely stepped out of the room to check on Mokuba.

Out of nowhere, Marik began to sing "Bakura got run over by a reindeer" off key and rather loudly too. He failed to notice no one else joining in his carol but continued nevertheless. However, he did notice one furious tomb robber charging at him at full speed. Now he was a psycho, but he sure certainly was no idiot.

Soon enough, Marik was being chased all over the mansion, nearly running over the staff in the process. Their chase went outside the mansion, up to the second floor, and even on the rooftop.

"What's going on around here?" Mokuba inquired as he exited his mansion where the others had gathered. One of the staff informed him of the two spirits creating havoc throughout the mansion, both inside and out. In fact, the younger Kaiba had nearly been steam rolled twice if it weren't for the loud threats that warned him of their impending arrival.

"Would you like the edited version or the long version?" Malik inquired, still holding onto Rei-chan. He didn't trust the tomb robber around her.

"Okay," Mokuba said nervously. He glanced up to where the tomb robber was chasing the other dark spirit. "Just great, Seto won't let me have the part if he sees those two on the roof. Would someone please get those two down before my big brother sees them?"

Yugi looked hopefully at his yami. He agreed with Mokuba on the point about the party. As stated before, Yugi practically reinvented the art of innocence, not that it would take much to convince his boyfriend.

The former pharaoh sighed. His hikari was too cute for his own good. He made his way to where a ladder had been propped against the lowest point of the roof. Once up the ladder, he wasted no time going over to the two spirits who were currently running in circles. Actually, Marik was using a chimney as a shield.

"I'm busy pharaoh!" Bakura snapped at Yami while trying to grab, no punch, Marik. He ended up hitting the chimney instead and cursed extremely loudly. It was a miracle the entire block didn't hear it, but the entire staff did. Most of it was in Egyptian so it didn't matter.

Yami groaned but smirked an evil one, making the other two dark spirits question his sanity. "If you don't stop chasing Marik, I'll tell everyone and I mean everyone, you have a fetish for pink silk boxers."

"You wouldn't!" Bakura exclaimed in disbelief. He thought only Ryou knew about his dirty little secret. How did the pharaoh know? And more importantly who else knew?

Upon hearing this, Marik busted up in a bout of laughter. "You… and… pink silk boxers….. What a riot!!!" Somehow he managed to get enough oxygen to his brain.

The former tomb robber looked like he was going to murder Marik. However a look from the pharaoh warned him otherwise. That dark spirit was going to pay for laughing at him. He couldn't wait until the opportunity for revenge to present itself, for it would happen to be in the very near future.

"As for you Marik, I suggest you stop annoying Bakura or I'll tell everyone you had a huge crush on Brittney Spears," Yami said with a warning tone. He meant business.

This time it was Bakura's turn to laugh and laugh he did. "I can't believe you thought she was hot!"

"Shut up!"

Minutes later, all three spirits were making their way down the ladder. Yami went last to ensure neither of them pulled any stunts. They reached the bottom just as Seto's limo turned onto the street. The servants were quick to store the ladder, and Seto didn't know any better.

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After dinner, Mokuba was bored so he decided to search for his presents. Knowing his brother, Seto most likely would hide them in a safe place. The possible rooms included his bedroom, his home office, his computer room, and his personal lab. Now if he planned this right, he wouldn't be caught in the act.

Mokuba had last seen Seto in his office. More than likely, Seto would stay there for awhile, leaving enough time for him to search the bedroom. Once finished there, he'd search the computer room and then the lab. When he was sure his brother was in his bedroom, he'd check the office last. All in all, it sounded like a good plan, but no plan was fail proof.

Just as he thought, Seto was in his office working on something or another. Mokuba didn't know nor wanted to find out either. He was a kid on a mission. Besides he didn't want to be giving Seto any ideas. Bounding down the hallway and up the stairs, he quickly reached his big brother's room in no time.

"If I were Seto, where would I hide it?" Mokuba asked himself.

Mokuba started with under the bed. He pulled those hanging sheets and found darkness. Sighing he searched for a flashlight and found it in one of the drawers in the night stand besides the bed. He went back down and searched under the bed. All he found were oversized dust bunnies. Seto needed to get that area cleaned one of these days.

He then searched the night stand, but yielded disappointing results. Seto kept a few books, note pads, pens, a flashlight which he was still holding onto, a book lamp, and a few miscellaneous items. There were no presents here.

The next thing to be searched was the dresser. Mokuba pulled out the drawers and rifled though them, even if they contained personal items. He knew Seto kept his belongings neatly organized so he made sure not to leave anything out of place. Half the time he spent arranging the clothes back to their original form and position. In the end, all he found was a lot of lint and loose threads. The book stand offered very little hiding places and the other items in the room were in similar conditions.

The last place was the walk in closet. He opened the door and began looking through the clothes. Just as he was about to search within a small box, about the size of a shoe box, his brother entered the room. Quickly, Mokuba hid in the back of Seto's closet, making himself as scarce as possible. He thought he had more time, but his watch showed him he took longer than he thought he did.

The door to the closet suddenly opened, and Seto entered. He glanced around his closet, wondering what he should wear to bed. Fingering his silk nightwear, he wondered what his pup was doing. He wouldn't be surprised if the blond was still eating. Snapping out of his reverie, he moved closer to the back.

Mokuba had to move or be discovered. His fingers brushed against a large box. He would have let out a cry of joy, but he knew better. His brother was still there, and he didn't want to be caught. The rustle of clothes alerted him to where Seto was standing. As long as he didn't see Seto, it meant his brother couldn't see him either.

Minutes after the sound stopped, Mokuba took a chance and poked his head out from his hiding place. His brother wasn't in the closet or his room since there was no light coming through the door. Using the flashlight, he moved the box towards the center of the room. With the small space, it was no easy task for him, but somehow he managed. He carefully removed the lid and nearly fainted upon seeing the contents of it.

Inside the box, there were several items: a giant bottle of chocolate flavored lube, a bottle of raspberry scented lotion, a couple of well used notebooks, a drawing book, and last but not least a leather outfit. Mokuba wondered when his brother became suddenly interested in chocolate unless he was going to give to a certain someone. He wasn't as innocent as he looked for he knew the actual use of the lube. One of his brother's employees told him. No, that person didn't work at Kaiba Corp but at the mansion. Mokuba also knew what the lotion was used for, and it wasn't dry skin. This made him wonder how many times Seto masturbated since he was usually so uptight all the time.

The younger Kaiba picked up a random notebook and began reading a random page. Moments later, he snapped the notebook shut. It was his brother's fantasies in detail. He never thought his brother had these urges, let alone a perverted bone in his body. Malik once stated that hell would freeze over before Seto had any sexual fantasies. Hell had already been frozen over several times.

Then there were the photos. They had one thing in common, the subject. Each picture had Jou or most of him in it. Some were taken at strange angles and some from far away. In each of them, Jou appeared to be in a natural pose, meaning the picture had been taken without his knowledge.

Lastly, there was the drawing book. He opened it to the first page and suddenly forgot to breathe. There for his 'innocent' eyes to see was a realistic picture of Jou in his birthday suit. He flipped the pages and found the other pictures were of Jou in interesting poses. All of them were rated NC-17 material.

Placing everything back, Mokuba pushed the box back to its original place and then scrambled to get out of there. His brother would kill him if he ever knew he had seen any of that stuff. Okay so he wouldn't kill Mokuba, but he would probably cancel the party and wouldn't allow him to have any sweets as a punishment. Once the coast was clear, he dashed out of his brother's room faster than Jou running to an all you can eat buffet. He decided to raid the kitchen for something to drink.

On his way down, he found his brother sucking on an oversized candy cane. Dirty thoughts filled his head, especially after reading that page from Seto's notebook. "Wouldn't you rather like to suck on something else? Something that is warm and not as hard as that candy cane."

Seto nearly chocked when he heard those words coming from his brother's 'innocent' mouth. Did Mokuba understand what he was implying? That impish smile told him the answer without having to ask the question. "When did you learn that?"

"Learn what?" Mokuba asked, feigning innocence. He was glad he had an excellent teacher, namely Yugi.

"I'm not going to repeat myself," Seto warned. He had taken the candy cane out of his mouth by now. His tongue however already started to turn blue from the food coloring in the sugary treat. A noise caught his attention, giving Mokuba enough time to escape.

When he saw his brother preoccupied with something else, Mokuba took it as his cue to make a hasty retreat. As he danced out of the room, he cheekily sang, "I saw Seto kissing Jouno Claus. Standing by the fire on Christmas eve…" The entire staff and a few people passing by were treated to this song for Mokuba sang it as he danced throughout the entire mansion.

Seto fell over when he heard the first line. Standing up, he quickly gave chase. Unfortunately, his brother seemed to have all the luck on his side. By the time he almost caught Mokuba, he was too exhausted and went straight to bed. Good thing he already changed.

He would deal with Mokuba in the morning.

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Man, this was a hard chapter to start. My muses were too picky so I had to start over at least three times before they found something they liked. , Damn muses.

XP Things are certainly starting to become interesting, ne? Mokie has such a dirty mind. Wonder where he gets it from? Hm......