Dougie
Part 5: Birds, Bees and Swimsuits
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own the X-Men or the New Mutants, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Lia Fail- I'm glad that you liked the little character pieces, I was worried that they might be too OOC.
Agent-G- Damn my logic flaws! Why must people always pick up on my lack of logic? sob Anyway... I think that Dani was a little too busy with Sam to find out what Rahne was up to with Doug (wink, wink!) Concerning a happy ending, it would be pretty silly of me killing off my male lead wouldn't it? Besides, I have several sequels planned! One set during the time Rahne was with X-Factor, the other when she was with Excalibur.
Risty- Glad you like it! More Roug flavoured fluff coming right up!
Quote of the day- 'Boobies...'- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Rahne's bedroom-
Rahne wakes up with a groan.
'Ach, what did I do last night?' She moans.
She opens her eyes and as her vision clears, she sees that she was sleeping on top of Doug. She lets out a yelp of fright and jumps form the bed. The resounding sound rouses Doug from his slumber.
'Dougie!' Rahne gasps. 'What are ye doin' in me room?'
'Don't you remember?' Doug asks. 'After the party last night, you dragged me up here.'
Rahne groans into her hands and walks over to her mirror. She gasps in shock at her clothes. She is still wearing the low-slung leather pants and skimpy red tube top.
'What the heck am I wearin?'
'You wore that to the party.' Doug replies.
Rahne groans inwardly once more.
'We didnae do anything did we?'
'I doubt it.' Doug replies. 'You passed out before we could even kiss.'
Rahne is about to usher Doug away when the door to her room opens and Dani walks in fresh from spending the night in Sam's room. The young Cheyenne mutant takes one look at Rahne and Doug and jumps back in amazement.
'OMIGOD!' She yells.
Unfortunately her yells bring others. The first people to get to the room are Ororo and Kurt.
'Goddess!' Ororo gasps. 'Rahne, why are you dressed like that?'
'And why is Doug in your room?' Kurt adds.
'I think we need to have a talk!' Ororo says.
Xavier's office-
Rahne and Doug are sat at Xavier's desk while Ororo (the acting headmistress) looks at them concernedly.
'All I can say is that you are both lucky that the professor isn't here.' Ororo says. 'I truly do not know what he would say if he found out that you were drinking Rahne. I thought you knew better.'
'It wasnae my fault.' Rahne replies. 'I think Roberto spiked the punch.'
'Ah yes, young Mister DaCosta, trust me, he will be shown the error of his ways!'
Doug shifts nervously as Ororo suddenly become serious.
'Now, you are both intelligent young adults and I do not think that I need to talk to you about the dangers of unprotected intercourse.'
Rahne blushes deeply at the mere mention of sex. Doug looks at the young Scot through the corner of his eye and his heart goes out to her in sympathy.
'We didn't get that far Miss Monroe.' Doug says. 'All we did was kiss.'
'Is this true Rahne?' Ororo asks.
'I think so.' Rahne replies. 'I cannae really remember much.'
'Very well.' Ororo says, getting up. 'Neither of you will be punished and I will keep this whole embarrassing scenario from the Professor. But, is anything like this happens again I will be forced to tell him, are we clear?'
'Yes Miss Monroe.' They both reply.
'It is such a beautiful day.' Ororo says. 'Why don't you go and join the others in the pool?'
Rahne's room, later-
Rahne is now in her room looking for a suitable swimming costume. She holds up a red one-piece and a green two-piece with a thong bottom. She holds them up to her body one at a time.
'I dinnae know which one tae wear!' She sighs. 'I could always wear the one that Illyana bought me for me last birthday!'
Rahne looks over to her bed where a VERY small two-piece lies and a small smile spreads on her face.
'Hmmm, that might not be such a bad idea...'
The pool-
The New Mutants and several of the X-Men are hanging out by the swimming pool. Kitty is sat on Rachel's shoulders having a piggyback fight against Illyana sat on Sam's shoulders. Roberto is sitting sulking in a corner after his admonishment from Ororo. Kurt is bouncing up and down on the diving board. Dani, Amara and Shan are sunbathing while Doug and Lockheed are lounging on a Warlock sunlounger.
'Query: How was Self Friend Doug's night with Self Friend Rahne?'
'Nothing happened, if that's what you're asking 'Lock.' Doug replies.
'Self does not understand Self Friend's comments. Self was only enquiring whether Self Friend Rahne's attire was attractive towards Self Friend.'
Doug thinks back to the moment he first saw Rahne in her party getup and a smile spreads on his face.
'It was sure nice to see her like that.' He says. He bends down and pops open a can of soda and takes a swig.
Then Rahne chooses to make her entrance. She walks over to Doug and takes a seat beside him.
'Lo Dougie.'
Doug takes one look at Rahne in her teeny-tiny bikini and spits out his soda in surprise.
'What's' wrong Dougie?' Rahne asks.
Doug wipes the soda from his chin before answering.
'Where did you get that bikini?' He asks. 'It's tiny!'
'Illyana bought it for me on me last birthday.' Rahne replies.
'Self thinks that Self friend looks most attractive.' Warlock says.
'Why thankye 'Lock.' Rahne says.
The young Scots werewolf lies on her front to top up on her tan. Doug tries not to look at her butt as he rubs some suntan lotion on his shoulders.
'Would ye mind puttin' some on me back please Dougie?' Rahne asks.
The mere thought of doing that causes Doug to squeeze the suntan bottle tight, sending the lotion shooting up in the air.
Later-
It is now early evening time and Doug is sitting in the kitchen while Rahne talks on the phone to her stepmother Moira MacTaggart.
'Aye I'm fine thankye Moira. What? Miss Monroe didnae tell ye aboot what happened last night did she? Oh, she did. Nae, of course nothing happened! How can ye suggest such a thing? Dougie wouldnae dare tae try anything like that! Uh-huh, aye, okay, I'll see ye then. Bye!'
Rahne sighs resignedly and puts the phone down.
'Apparently Miss Monroe told Moira aboot last night and now she wants us tae go over tae Muir Island.'
'Is that a good thing?' Doug asks.
'I dinnae really know.' Rahne replies. 'She kinda got it into her head that ye besmirched her wee innocent lassie!'
'Great!' Doug groans. 'Forget the Hellions, I've got a new archenemy, your Step Mom!'
TBC...
NEXT: Rahne takes Doug to Muir to meet with Moira MacTaggart. It's Meet the Parents, but with super powers!
Part 5: Birds, Bees and Swimsuits
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own the X-Men or the New Mutants, they all belong to Marvel.
Shout Outs-
Lia Fail- I'm glad that you liked the little character pieces, I was worried that they might be too OOC.
Agent-G- Damn my logic flaws! Why must people always pick up on my lack of logic? sob Anyway... I think that Dani was a little too busy with Sam to find out what Rahne was up to with Doug (wink, wink!) Concerning a happy ending, it would be pretty silly of me killing off my male lead wouldn't it? Besides, I have several sequels planned! One set during the time Rahne was with X-Factor, the other when she was with Excalibur.
Risty- Glad you like it! More Roug flavoured fluff coming right up!
Quote of the day- 'Boobies...'- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Rahne's bedroom-
Rahne wakes up with a groan.
'Ach, what did I do last night?' She moans.
She opens her eyes and as her vision clears, she sees that she was sleeping on top of Doug. She lets out a yelp of fright and jumps form the bed. The resounding sound rouses Doug from his slumber.
'Dougie!' Rahne gasps. 'What are ye doin' in me room?'
'Don't you remember?' Doug asks. 'After the party last night, you dragged me up here.'
Rahne groans into her hands and walks over to her mirror. She gasps in shock at her clothes. She is still wearing the low-slung leather pants and skimpy red tube top.
'What the heck am I wearin?'
'You wore that to the party.' Doug replies.
Rahne groans inwardly once more.
'We didnae do anything did we?'
'I doubt it.' Doug replies. 'You passed out before we could even kiss.'
Rahne is about to usher Doug away when the door to her room opens and Dani walks in fresh from spending the night in Sam's room. The young Cheyenne mutant takes one look at Rahne and Doug and jumps back in amazement.
'OMIGOD!' She yells.
Unfortunately her yells bring others. The first people to get to the room are Ororo and Kurt.
'Goddess!' Ororo gasps. 'Rahne, why are you dressed like that?'
'And why is Doug in your room?' Kurt adds.
'I think we need to have a talk!' Ororo says.
Xavier's office-
Rahne and Doug are sat at Xavier's desk while Ororo (the acting headmistress) looks at them concernedly.
'All I can say is that you are both lucky that the professor isn't here.' Ororo says. 'I truly do not know what he would say if he found out that you were drinking Rahne. I thought you knew better.'
'It wasnae my fault.' Rahne replies. 'I think Roberto spiked the punch.'
'Ah yes, young Mister DaCosta, trust me, he will be shown the error of his ways!'
Doug shifts nervously as Ororo suddenly become serious.
'Now, you are both intelligent young adults and I do not think that I need to talk to you about the dangers of unprotected intercourse.'
Rahne blushes deeply at the mere mention of sex. Doug looks at the young Scot through the corner of his eye and his heart goes out to her in sympathy.
'We didn't get that far Miss Monroe.' Doug says. 'All we did was kiss.'
'Is this true Rahne?' Ororo asks.
'I think so.' Rahne replies. 'I cannae really remember much.'
'Very well.' Ororo says, getting up. 'Neither of you will be punished and I will keep this whole embarrassing scenario from the Professor. But, is anything like this happens again I will be forced to tell him, are we clear?'
'Yes Miss Monroe.' They both reply.
'It is such a beautiful day.' Ororo says. 'Why don't you go and join the others in the pool?'
Rahne's room, later-
Rahne is now in her room looking for a suitable swimming costume. She holds up a red one-piece and a green two-piece with a thong bottom. She holds them up to her body one at a time.
'I dinnae know which one tae wear!' She sighs. 'I could always wear the one that Illyana bought me for me last birthday!'
Rahne looks over to her bed where a VERY small two-piece lies and a small smile spreads on her face.
'Hmmm, that might not be such a bad idea...'
The pool-
The New Mutants and several of the X-Men are hanging out by the swimming pool. Kitty is sat on Rachel's shoulders having a piggyback fight against Illyana sat on Sam's shoulders. Roberto is sitting sulking in a corner after his admonishment from Ororo. Kurt is bouncing up and down on the diving board. Dani, Amara and Shan are sunbathing while Doug and Lockheed are lounging on a Warlock sunlounger.
'Query: How was Self Friend Doug's night with Self Friend Rahne?'
'Nothing happened, if that's what you're asking 'Lock.' Doug replies.
'Self does not understand Self Friend's comments. Self was only enquiring whether Self Friend Rahne's attire was attractive towards Self Friend.'
Doug thinks back to the moment he first saw Rahne in her party getup and a smile spreads on his face.
'It was sure nice to see her like that.' He says. He bends down and pops open a can of soda and takes a swig.
Then Rahne chooses to make her entrance. She walks over to Doug and takes a seat beside him.
'Lo Dougie.'
Doug takes one look at Rahne in her teeny-tiny bikini and spits out his soda in surprise.
'What's' wrong Dougie?' Rahne asks.
Doug wipes the soda from his chin before answering.
'Where did you get that bikini?' He asks. 'It's tiny!'
'Illyana bought it for me on me last birthday.' Rahne replies.
'Self thinks that Self friend looks most attractive.' Warlock says.
'Why thankye 'Lock.' Rahne says.
The young Scots werewolf lies on her front to top up on her tan. Doug tries not to look at her butt as he rubs some suntan lotion on his shoulders.
'Would ye mind puttin' some on me back please Dougie?' Rahne asks.
The mere thought of doing that causes Doug to squeeze the suntan bottle tight, sending the lotion shooting up in the air.
Later-
It is now early evening time and Doug is sitting in the kitchen while Rahne talks on the phone to her stepmother Moira MacTaggart.
'Aye I'm fine thankye Moira. What? Miss Monroe didnae tell ye aboot what happened last night did she? Oh, she did. Nae, of course nothing happened! How can ye suggest such a thing? Dougie wouldnae dare tae try anything like that! Uh-huh, aye, okay, I'll see ye then. Bye!'
Rahne sighs resignedly and puts the phone down.
'Apparently Miss Monroe told Moira aboot last night and now she wants us tae go over tae Muir Island.'
'Is that a good thing?' Doug asks.
'I dinnae really know.' Rahne replies. 'She kinda got it into her head that ye besmirched her wee innocent lassie!'
'Great!' Doug groans. 'Forget the Hellions, I've got a new archenemy, your Step Mom!'
TBC...
NEXT: Rahne takes Doug to Muir to meet with Moira MacTaggart. It's Meet the Parents, but with super powers!
