A/N: Back! sorry for the late update but... you know what? Not sorry! there are people here that take months during there updates-cough-Mystirious Midnight-cough-Alyson Teague-cough-ahem...

Twisted Flame: I'm glad you're not a nicer person! Nice people don't have sense of humor! Glad you love it!

lillynilly: Phoebe is that stupid, I mean over here the Utopia episode aired last week and I just wanted to smack her around! Glad you're loving this!

Alyson Teague: Still loves ya but you have to update! And i'm glad you love the Prue part... it came to me in a dream... a very disturbing dream...

The-Cheese-Fairy: Than you for saying I rock! I love you! And come to think of it... I do ROCK! I'm glad that even a Phoebe fan can find the humor in this! thank you!

Intelligent Fangirl: Yes! I am back! And thanks, I do think i was pretty accurate... even if I held back coments like "Cleavege reavealing" and "Implants". yes this cahpter's is the Paige's. About my deleted stories, I will be willing to do my season parody fics if I find another site to post them, but if I do it will have to wait till april, the other charmed fic is long gone but I have other plans for parody fics for the halliwells and Mathew sisters! if you were asking for my buffyverse fics the only one i would like to post again is illyria investigation, but that one will wait till April as well.

Also, I like to thank the people that have been reviewing my old fics! I love you for it! Especially,TheTribble Masterwhogave me the Lana must die review! I love you mist of all! and you gave me a great idea for aSmallville fic! expect it soon!

My that was long, on to our story:

Paige's day:

The sounds of the dill-hole, aka Phoebe, singing woke Paige up that morning. Normally Paige would've wanted to strangle the retarded little freak, but it was good thing she was up because she was so late! Things were very hectic for her lately. Magic School was demanding. Agent Brody wanted help with the Avatar research. And let's not forget she was a Charmed one. It was pretty overwhelming. But Paige could pull it off.

She walked to the bathroom, passing Phoebe on her way. Phoebe said something that sounded stupid. "Up yours dill-hole!" She told the freak and locked herself in the bathroom. She was taking a warn shower when she heard Piper screaming something on the other side. Paige didn't have the time to deal with Piper's drama. "I can't hear you!" She said hoping she would go away. She did.

After the shower she got dress and made a few calls. The mandrake supplier. The new lunch lady. He hairdresser-sadly enough to cancel on her. And last Brody. To tell him she was going t be late for their "date". She rushed down and found Piper holding her a mug of coffee. Always the mother figure-Paige thought. " Thanks, Piper!" Paige grabbed the mug from Piper's hand, "I'm in a hurry! Gotta get to Magic school early! See ya!" Paige quickly orbed to Magic School.

It was hectic. What a shocker! Paige entered her office to find two kids there. According to her assistant, they were turning their teachers into animals. "Ok," Paige started, "You guys are in big trouble." One of the students was about to talk back. "Don't talk back at me!" Paige told the student. "You're powers will be bind till further notice!" She declared. "Now leave." Paige ordered and the kids left muttering.

After that Leo orbed in with the babies. "Paige, I need help!" The Elder started, "I have to meet this-"

"What?" Paige intervened. "You promise Piper you would take care of Chris and Wyatt!"

"I know, but..." Leo seemed to be listening again to one of those crazy voices in his head. What a psycho-Paige thought. "I need to go." He said after a while. "Please take care of the babies."

"What?" But Leo didn't hear Paige because he orbed out. "Great." Paige muttered. Now she would have to watch the kids. The nursery was under repairs and she couldn't think of anyone who was free to take them. What did she do to deserve this? "Wait!" Paige said as she remember that agent Brody was free today. That's why he called to see her. He could help.

"No way!" Agent Kyle Brody said when Paige orbed in with the kids and explained.

"Why not?" Paige asked. "You said you were free today!"

"Yeah, but that was cause I thought you could help me with the Avatars." He told her.

"Well I will be able to help you if, and only if, I can finished with all my responsibilities at Magic School" Paige explained as she handed Chris to Kyle and put Wyatt on the couch. "I'll try to be here at by 3: 30!" With that said Paige orbed back to the school.

By 2:45 P.M Paige was almost done. She just had a meeting with an angry parent. But Leo orbed in Paige's office before she could let the parent in. "Paige! I did something bad!"

"What did you do?" Paige asked. "Did you borrow my pink sweater again?"

"No!" Leo seemed embarrass. "I was chasing Aramloz, the chess demon, and I ended up playing him for his vanquish. You see that's the only way he can be vanquish, but I lost so I gave him a prize, but he didn't like that much, so he asked for a whore, and then Phoebe-"

"Enough said." Paige halted the Elder's explanation. "I'll do some research and you find the demon." Paige told the elder and he orbed away. Was this actually happening-She thought.

Paige let the parent in, with the intention of postponing their meeting, but only ended up fighting with him for two and half hours. After finally getting rid of him, Paige put a grad student into research mode and decided to check on Brody and the kids. "There fine!" Brody said even though the babies weren't in the room.

"Where are they?" Paige asked.

"Sleeping. My room. I can keep them for a few more hours if you want." He said nervously. Paige would've asked, what was going on, but she did need him to take the kids for a few more hours. So she orb to the manor to look for Piper, since she wasn't at the spa or P3. She was at the manor. "Piper!" Paige woke her up. "Where the hell were you?"

"What do you want?" Piper asked as she slowly got up.

"What do you mean WHAT? Phoebe was kidnap! Didn't Leo tell you?"

"Kidnap?" Piper asked confused. "What do you mean kidnap? By whom?"

"Aramloz!" Paige couldn't believe how out of the loop Piper was.

"The chess demon guy? Why would he want Phoebe?" Piper asked as Paige helped her to get up and orbed her away. This was a crappy day.