A/N: Last chapter's got a bit of a twist... I won't be the one speaking... Hope you likeit, if youdon't well at least it's the last one... review or die... that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
Prue's day:
Hi. My name is Prue Halliwell. You know? The dead one? Yeah that one. Well, my day started like this:
For the past three and so years I have been waiting on the Elders decision on what they want to do with me. Some want to send me back to be reborn. Some want to turn me into a Whitelighter. And some want me to rot in hell. Bastards.
Anyway, the meetings tend to go long, and once my sex life comes up I decide to take a five and go checked what is on TV.
The thing you don't know is that over here the TV is actually earth. That's right, the elders like to watch us like some creepy reality show. I tune on my sister a lot. After I died it got really exiting! It was so cool how Piper took my place. She's not as good as I was, but she'll do. Them it got all boring with the baby and psycho Cole, but it's still a good show.
Anyway, since I seemed to be getting sidetrack, I was watching my sisters start their morning as usual. It was all very boring. Paige used all the hot water, big whoop! Oh yeah! There was this thing with Leo. You see, lately he has been listening to creepy voices in his head, and they told him to give Phoebe to a Demon who wanted a whore. That was brilliant if you asked me... what else happened? Oh yeah! Paige left the kids with Kyle Brody. He's this sexy guy who looks like the gay kid from Dawson's Creek... No not James Van Der Beek. The actual gay guy... anyway he kind of lost Wyatt.
So as you see things were going crazy... So I decided that it was time to intervene. So I totally stole one of the cloud-cars and pedaled to Golden Gate Bridge. There I totally freak that sissy Leo out. I snuck behind him and said: "Rough day?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Prue!" He screamed.
I couldn't stop laughing. After a while I decided to do what I did best. Order people around. "Leo," I began, "you go to the Manor cause you're not useful when you're crazy."
"Hey."
"You know it's true. You're hardly useful when you're not crazy. You couldn't even bring me back."
"Yeah... I couldn't." Yeah. I know how that sounded. And I know that Leo knows more about my death than he leads on... but I'll get him later. Right now my priority was to rescue my sisters!
"It was?" Yes Prue, it is! "Oh. Ok" You looked nice by the way. "Thank you."
(How self-centered can this girl be to talk to herself during her narration? I knew I shouldn't have let her finish this story.)
So after a while of tracking I found my sisters at Aramloz's lair. It was pretty much like any other lair... cave-like... Underground... chains and whips... anyway... Piper was totally happy to see me. "What the hell are you doing here bitch?" She told Paige even though she was looking at me. But I'm sure she meant Paige.
"Look!" The little illegitimate hussy who is living in MY house with MY sisters said as she pointed to a dark corner. Yeah, I know. Demon lair, I should be more specific. The right left corner. Phoebe was one her knees giving the demon a blo-
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is PG-13 you idiot! Use innuendo!)
Um... fine... Phoebe was giving a... a... oh... I got one a happy. Is that good?
(It'll do... just finish this...)
Ok... Where was I? Oh yeah... so Phoebe is totally... Um skanking it up. Like usual. So Piper goes all leader-like. "I'll give you a real blow-"
(WHAT? Piper did not say that!)
Were you there?
(Nope... that's why I asked you...)
Then let me finish.
(Don't use those exact words, ok?)
Okey-doyky. So, Piper blows up the demon... Except she doesn't cause in case you forgot, he could only be vanquish by playing chess. So I decided to come up with the brilliant idea. "Aramloz," I said, "I'll play you, if I win... you returned Phoebe."
"What if you lose?"
"Then you'll get my other two sisters." Piper and Paige agreed to this.
"What the f-"
(Prue!)
Well, anyway, I won and he got vanquish.
What?
You don't believe my amazing mind was brilliant enough.
Ok. I give.
You see what I didn't tell you was that I had another tricked on my sleeve. Earlier when Brody went to try and get Chris to sleep I paid a visit to Wyatt. I told him to use his mind control on Brody so he could escape. Then, using his invisible power he followed me to the cave and magically rigged the game.
Awesome, isn't it? And no one got hurt. Well Kyle went crazy looking for Wyatt but... I made him orbed back once we were done.
So my sisters got back to living their normal boring life. I went back to the heavens just in time for the Elders debate on my boobs. Believe me, I rather be in hell. But what can you do? See ya!
End.
