Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... but boy I wish I owned Marik and Bakura!

Okay.. umm I had to delete my other story cause I found a huge mistake.. well anyway it's the same song I just changed the name.
This is going to be a collection of old songs turned into Yu-Gi-Oh songs... the first song is based on the YMCA, my version is basically about Marik trying to recruit followers. I hope you enjoy!

The You and Marik Can Assassinate pharaoh yugi club (YMCA)

(To the tune of YMCA)

Sad men,
there's no need to kill yourself,
cause quite frankly,
I can do that myself.
I said ,
Dumb men,
cause you can save your soul,
there's no need to die without a goal.
Depressed men,
I'm the one you should know,
I said,
Pathetic men,
I can make you be know,
you can join me,
and I'm sure you will find many ways to Ôkill' your time,

It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
They have all the monster cards,
you can ever know,
you can hang out with me and my boys!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
You can get yourself power,
and kill Yugi today
you can do whatever I say!

Stupid men,
there's no need to screw life up,
I said
Retarded men,
cause I can just fuck it up,
I said
Gullible men,
you can make real your dreams,
you just have to obey me.
No man,
does it all by himself,
I said,
No man,
does it without power and wealth,
so just join me cause if you don't
your just wasting your life away.

It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
They have all the monster cards,
you can ever know,
you can hang out with me and my boys!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
You can get yourself power,
and kill Yugi today
you can do whatever I say!

Pathetic men,
I was once in your shoes,
I said,
I was cute,smart and kind too,
I felt,
no man,
cared if I was alive,
I felt the world was out of its mind,
that's when,
I found this strange thing,
the Millennium Rod,
boy it sure helped me,
It was shiny and it gave me the power
to start me out on my own way.

It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
They have all the monster cards,
you can ever know,
you can hang out with me and my boys!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
It kills to join the
YMCA!
You can get yourself power,
and kill Yugi today
you can do whatever I say!

Dumb men,
Dumb men!
There's no need to kill yourself,
cause I can do that myself!
YMCA
you must join the,
YMCA!
Dumb men,
Dumb men,
I was once in your shoes,
Dumb men,
Dumb men,
I was cute smart and kind too!

So how was it? Stupid? Cool? I need your review! OMG... that sounded corny... anyway more is to come... I'm almost done writing my very own Yu-Gi-Oh mambo, as well as 'Hound dog' which is going to be about Kiaba I think...