Disclaimer: (to the tune of: I'll Make a Man Outta You –from Mulan)

I don't own a thing,

So you best back off!

Just cause I wanna sing,

Doesn't mean that it's fraud!

Don't be paranoid,

I won't steal it,

Even though it's one great show,

I don't own a bit of Yu-Gi-Oh!

…wow… that was corny. I'm really hyper and I just watched Mulan… thus forth creating a very corny song (as they all are)

This song is about the Battle City Finals and how Kaiba wants to start dueling (especially against Yugi) , but it's very important that they beat Marik and duel hard...

I'll Have a Duel Against You (sung mostly by Kaiba)

To the tune of: I'll Make a Man Outta You

Kaiba:

Let's get down to business,

To defeat Marik,

If we don't do something,

Then that dumb ass could win,

Though they're the most pathetic friends I ever met,

Their hearts will stick like glue.

Hopefully I'll have a duel against you!

Stupid as a mutt,

Annoying as hell,

If you believe in fate,

You are sure to fail,

You guys are lame,

Pathetic dweebs,

And you haven't got a clue.

One day I'll have a duel against you!

Joey: Dis Marik guy is insane!

Namu: Boy I can't wait to duel them!

Yugi: The finals are gonna be real tough!

Mai: That Joey's annoying as hell!

Tea; I just love watching them duel!

Yami: The fate of the world depends on a victory!

Chorus:

Duel Me!

The finals are about to begin!

Duel Me!

These four duels may save the world!
Duel Me!

If you just trust the power within!

Duel Me!

Then you can prevail and save us from that turd!

Kaiba:

Time is racing towards us,

Till the first duel starts,

If we are quite careful,

We'll still have our souls and hearts.

These are shadow duels,

Against bumbling fools,

But you gotta hold your head.

I know I'll have a duel against you!

Duel Me!

The finals are about to begin!

Duel Me!

These four duels may save the world!
Duel Me!

If you just trust the power within!

Then you can prevail and save us from that turd!

Duel Me!

The finals are about to begin!

Duel Me!

These four duels may save the world!
Duel Me!

If you just trust the power within!

Duel Me!

Then you can prevail and save us from that turd!

Whew-

Finished!

Thanks for all the great reviews!

More to come... so stay tuned!