Author's Notes: Well, long time, no see. Happy Thanksgiving! Um…let's see….I don't own any characters. Yay!!! Oh, btw, this is kind of a take-off of "Superstar" Buffy the Vampire Slayer….

Chapter 5

"That's your wish?!" Hermione gaped in disbelief.

"Yeah, what's wrong with it?!" Colin snapped back, feeling inferior, but masking it with the venom in his voice.

"But—your wish—it's just so…" Hermione began, biting her bottom lip and wringing her hands together, nervously.

"Amazing? Genius?" Colin supplied.

"Lame," she finished, bluntly.

"Hey! I resent that!"

"So, what?"

"I have control over you, so grant my wish!" Colin yelled.

"Fine," she sighed, "just say the wish again, except this time you have to say it while standing on one foot and jumping around in circles while patting your head and rubbing your stomach and then, after you say it…you haaaveee toooooo bow down to me 5 times while saying 'Hermione Granger is the best person in the world, I am so inferior."

"Yeah, right. Just grant my bloody wish!"

"All right, all right…but you do have to say the wish again."

"I wish I were Harry Potter," Colin beamed.

"That really is pathetic…"

"Hurry up, Genie!"

"Fine!" shouted Hermione, "Wish granted," her voice rumbled, as her eyes began to glow red and everything went black… (oooooo suspenseful)

Author's Notes: Do you believe me? I wrote like 2 paragraphs and I'm posting! I don't know why exactly, but I wanted a fresh start to Colin's wish…but on the bright side, you won't have to wait long…

Next Chapter: Well, I already told you, Colin's wish…SUPERSTAR!

Future Events: Who shall get the bottle next?