Author's notes: Sorry to leave the story like that And sorry I messed up on the end of the last chapter. This time I'll do the story in third person. And in the next chapter Beta stays in a house for the night. Where will he sleep? cough cough you've been warned...
D: you know already!
Chapter 3: Tales of the past.
"Wake up Sakura!" Ino was trying to wake up Sakura with no success at all.
Beta stared at the limp body in the middle of the floor "hey Naruto you know we might have to do mouth-to mouth re- well you know". "I'll do it!" he sounded like he would die if he didn't.
Beta stared at him "Uh, no" Naruto frowned "what's that girl's name" and he pointed to Ino, who was violently shaking Sakura. "Her, oh her name is Ino" he turned to Ino "hey Ino!" and he got his camera and took a picture of Ino holding Sakura which was fizzing at the mouth. "Don't do that! I wasn't ready" "that doesn't matter right now, do you know someone that Sakura likes, that's a boy?" Naruto went crazy "I could've told you that...it's me" "no, It's Sasuke" Beta performed a henge look like Sasuke. Then he told Ino to move and he alighted onto Sakura.
Naruto jumped up "I could've done that!" Beta glared at him "yeah you could but you would do more than needed" Then he wiped the drool from Sakura's mouth and kissed Sakura. At least what it would've been if he wasn't pinching her nose. After a few times Sakura opened her eyes finding them staring into Sasuke's cold one's. When he tried to get up Sakura bear hugged him and tried to pry his mouth open with her tongue. Naruto almost fainted, and Ino tried to pry Beta off of Sakura. Beta couldn't keep up the henge so he shook out of Sakura's grasp and glared at her "I only did that to wake you up and nothing else, I don't like you, this never happened, goodbye, and have a nice day" and then he ran out the front door causing the spectators eat/cook/serve/dance again.
Sakura instantly got up and tried to chase him out the door but then fell right on top of Beta (he just transformed back). "Um Sakura" "yes" Beta brought the conversation down to a whisper "Sasuke left saying that if he let anyone else do it you would probably kill them." Then his and Sakura's eyes settled on Naruto. Naruto held up his hands in defense "what did I do?" Sakura felt her lips "then why didn't you do it?" Beta rubbed his head "uh you fainted because of me" Sakura started to cry "you're the reason I'm leaving Sasuke" Forgetting that Beta was right under her. Beta's stomach growled "Um, two things. One, I'm hungry so can we talk over some noodles. Two, even though I like you on me can you please get off?" Sakura jumped up "oh I'm sorry, let's get some food and talk this over" and she walked over to get some food and was followed by Ino, Naruto, and Beta. They sat in a booth at the back of the store. Sakura sat with Ino and Naruto sat with Beta.
Halfway through the conversation Beta had eaten 7 bowls and Naruto had 6.Ino laughed "this change must have been destiny" Sakura thought about it "So tell us how you got to change with me? After all it has never happened before?" Naruto looked up from his 8th bowl of ramen "Ha! I'm in the lead Beta" "you're wrong, I ate 9 bowls" "I bet you did. Sakura what do you mean by that?" Sakura punched him on the head causing him to spit out his noodles making Beta laugh and spit out his noodles. "You're such a baka! Did it ever occur to you that he was your new teammate?" Ino laughed but refused to spit out anything "back to how you got Tsnuade to change you with Sakura" Beta smirked "it was easy, I made a BIG gamble and she agreed to her bargain as long as I don't tell anyone what the bet was, she wants her reputation you know." Naruto patted Sakura's head "don't worry about it I'll try to come visit you every day!" Sakura tried to smash his face in, and she almost did too. Beta laughed "I hope you don't mind me coming along. After all I only got one picture of you." Sakura raised an eyebrow "what do you mean you got one picture of me?" Beta laughed some more, and he looked at the clock on the wall "Shit, we're late!" Naruto stood up "what do you mean?" "its 6:37, we got to go girls, I'll show you your picture later" and he scooped his bag and raced Naruto to the bridge. Ino looked at the door, which by the way flung open with such force that Naruto and Beta were orange and white blurs.
"Hey Sakura, you should go too, remember you have new teammate's" Sakura got up from her chair and frowned "yeah you're right" she got up and headed for the door nut Ino stopped her "Sakura don't worry, you might get a friend like Beta so don't worry. After all everyone on your team is a girl right, what could possibly go wrong?" Sakura started to smile again "yeah your right, I have to go now" "see you later Sakura" "bye Ino" and she ran out of the door crying.
"You're late Kakashi!" Naruto and Beta yelled (it was 7:00).Sasuke sighed "both of you were late also, so how can you say talk about him?" Kakashi looked at them both, and he made an observation that they were tired out from doing; something "did you two do things you weren't supposed to? If you did why didn't you invite me to watch?" Naruto blushed and yelled "we weren't doing anything, you, you pervert, how could you think I wou-"Beta covered his mouth "it was my fault we were late, I stopped Naruto on our way here and we had some fun, you can watch next time, I'm so sorry, please forgive me" Beta was faking but Kakashi either didn't notice or didn't care. "I forgive you; now let's have some fun here, how about Beta tells us about his life and his fighting style?" he was a bit curious. Beta smirked "I'll be glad to, on two conditions" Kakashi smiled "what condition do you have in mind?" Beta looked at Sasuke "I fight Sasuke one on one." Kakashi thought about it for a bit "only if Sasuke would like to" Sasuke glared at Beta and Beta stared at him and smiled this caused Sasuke to get madder "I'll be glad to fight him" Kakashi pulled his book "alright, just make sure you don't kill each other and if the fight gets out of hand I'll stop it"
Naruto was starting to get jealous of all the attention Sasuke was getting but happily said that he would count down. He looked at them both at the opposite ends of the bridge. "1" Sasuke crouched. "2" Beta stood still. "3!" Sasuke lounged at beta, focusing chakra into his right hand and his eyes "you're going to pay for what you did earlier!" Then Beta just smiled and took a picture.
