Authors note's: Muh, Muh, Muh, Muh, Muh I'm sooooooo EVIL! Well evil and back anyway. He. He. Well I know it has been awhile but time to step back up now shall I? And let's see who ends up on top shall we? By the way, I plan to have everyone in Naruto in the story by the end.

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Chapter 5: The wind picks up

Beta slowly walked up the steps, the sky as black as the dirt beneath him, and nothing was making a sound, except for the camera around his neck. He side stepped up to the double doors listening for any footsteps. He slammed open the doors with such force that they broke. A man in total black stood waiting. The man looked at him and breathed, "I have been waiting…" Beta charged forward with his sword unsheathed. "…My brother."

Beta opened the doors to Sasuke's mansion with a loud yell. Sasuke was asleep on the couch and he sprung up: 3 shuriken in each hand. Beta laughed at him and then he helped Naruto get their stuff in the house. "So you want to kill me now? And even after all of those lovely times we had together?" Sasuke grimaced, "What times?" "Aww, that's just wrong Sasuke! I just might have to get some blackmail on ya now-", Beta smiled, "-I know just where you live." "Well, I can make sure you never use that little bit of info against me shall we?" He threw all six shuriken at him, and in 1.649 seconds, a large shink was heard.

Naruto could barley get in the door before he saw Sasuke throw the shuriken at Beta, and he began to run to him, though it was pointless.

Beta caught a shuriken in both hands, and he caught the other four in his teeth. "Pfwell, I phope fhu arg… spit… I hope you like me in time then" Naruto fell over the biggest bag right on top of Beta. Sasuke just watched as he got up, looking Quite ruffled. "Well, I hope you two will have fun later on." And then he tried to leave the room, but Beta grabbed his hand, "you know what! I bet during your entire life, you have never had any REAL fun." Sasuke threw Beta's hand away, "You know what else! Your vision of fun is probably blackmailing people!" Beta smiled as Naruto tried to stop them from arguing. "Hey, how about we go and have some food? I'm getting kinda hungry again." Naruto laughed. "Yeah let's go to that new Ramen shop that we saw on our way here!" Sasuke turned away again. "Have fun you tw-AH!" Beta hit him on the head causing him to get knocked out. "Well it's about time he shut up!"

"Aren't you going to take a picture for blackmail?" Naruto asked as he neared the door to leave, "You said you would." Beta picked up Sasuke on his back and carried him out the door, "Naaa, he probably wouldn't like me anymore, would he?" They laughed as he and Naruto headed for the Ramen shop as fast as they could.

"HOW YA DOIN EVERYBODY!" What's up?" Beta shouted when he entered the ramen shop. Everyone jumped like Sasuke did, and their shurikens were exposed. Even the cook looked just about ready to throw his frying pan at Beta. "Well sorrrrrry for being friendly." He walked right up to the cook and started to order his meal, as everyone settled down.

Naruto entered the shop, and some people looked at him and started to whisper. Sasuke woke up and he immediately jumped onto his feet. "Well, look who decided to wake up." He calmed down as he saw his surroundings. "So you took me here anyway?" Meanwhile, Naruto found a table at the front of the shop near the window. "Come on you two!" Beta laughed, "You heard the guy, let's go" Sasuke frowned as he followed Beta to the table. "o.k. people, I got the shrimp ramen" said Beta. "Well, I got the chicken ramen" Said Naruto. "I didn't know what to get so I didn't get anything. I'm leaving now." Sasuke turned to leave the building but he was stopped by an out reaching hand.

He turned around to see Beta, but instead he saw Sakura. Beta s ed "Well I see you made it you LATE cough." Star entered after Angel and they both glared at him. "Well! Excuse us for showing up! You think you're so strong! I have a size 8 and ½ shoe on, and it can fit snugly up your-"Angel covered Star's mouth with her hand. the people in the restaurant began to look over at them more and more. "Star! Calm down! Sorry, she can get pretty loud." Naruto looked at Sakura, who released her grip on Sasuke hand pretty slowly, "how are you Sakura! Get any missions?" Beta smiled and whispered to Naruto, "more like, Get any good buys?"

Star punched him right in his mouth, causing to double over in pain. "Are you O.K. Beta?" Angel tried to see his wound. luckily it only left a little mark. Star crossed her arms. "Not bad eh? that's what you get for being so sexist! Humph!"

Then everyone shifted their eyes towards a noise behind Star. It was a customer. "I have to ask you to leave now. You'll are causing me and my friend distraction." Sasuke stood up and smiled "About time. I didn't want to be here anyway." He started hading for the door but the customer stopped him. "What? You don't think this store is good enough for you? You dirty little worm!" He picked him up by the collar. "Well I can teach you how to like it!" he swung his fist at Sasuke and it was caught by Beta "I wouldn't do that if I were you, he's actually quite strong, he. Well maybe like 7 times stronger than you are." The guy started to throw random punches at Beta, but each time beta dodged him and laughed. The customer flew into a rage as he grabbed the shurikens from his pouches.

Then the manager stepped in between them. "I have to ask you all to leave the premises. my customers are starting to leave because of you." Sasuke smiled as Naruto and the gang left as soon as he said this, but the other guy just watched them. "I'll you both sooner or later! Or my name's not Gale!"

"Well what do you want to do guys?" Naruto said as it started to rain. "We suggest we could, umm, go bowling" Angel suggested. Star raised her fist "What a great idea Angel! that way I can prove how strong I am!" she laughed crazily. Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were puzzled because they never went bowling before. "What's that? A game?" Beta nodded "yeah it is, and it's a lot of fun." follow us; we know a great place to bowl near the entrance to the village. Come on!" they started to run to the alley not knowing that they were being followed.

"O.k. this is how you play. There are ten pins in the shape of a triangle. You must roll a bowling ball down the lane to hit the pins. The goal is to hit as many down as possible. Whoever gets the most points wins" Beta demonstrated his directions. he was able to knock down 7 pins in the first try and 3 on the second. Everyone was doing great until the seventh turn.

"Huh? who's there?" Beta turned toward the door. "Naruto can roll for me guys. I'll be right back." he left building to follow the person he had sensed from within it. he put his hands in his pockets as he headed for the garbage out around the center. Suddenly the guy from before, Gale, jumps on his back causing him to go down. Gale held both Beta's hands down with one hand as he sat on top of him. "It's time for pay back squirt!" He started to punch Beta's face repeatedly with his one hand till he couldn't anymore. then a click and a flash was seen and heard behind him. "you know what? the thing I like most is the fact you actually believed I would let you go that far without getting hit once, It just goes to show how you think.

Gale looked under him as the Beta he was sitting on disappeared in a cloud of smoke. It was just a clone!

"Beta you know what? I thought you were smart enough to run away, now DIE!" he threw 7 shuriken at Beta, and Beta just appeared behind him dodging them all. Gale drew a hidden sword and charged straight for Beta. Beta barely moved in time to dodge the sword, and a shink was heard. "About time I hit you. ha ha haa!" Beta shook "no..." Gale looked what the sword had pierced - Beta's Camera. "No..." Gale removed his sword from the camera causing the power light to go completely out. "You broke it!" Beta started to shake and he fell to his knees. Gale laughed. "If that's all I had to do to get you on your knees, I would've done that in the first place." Beta looked at him with a deadly glare. "What did you say?" Gale s ed. "I said I would gladly do that a-" He could no longer speak; Beta was standing and was choking him with one hand. "I won't hold back this time, so say goodnight." and then he pulled out a single shuriken.