..: Post Parody :..

DISCLAIMER: "Ha-ha, I'm FIVE days older than you! You're still the baby of us all!"


"Is tha parody ovah?" Rogue said.

"Yeah," Jubilee said, still downing Pixie Stix. "Why?"

"Because mah brothah and my roommate are makin' out on tha ceilin'," Rogue said, pointing up.

Jubilee looked up. "Ah," she said.

Kurt and Kitty paused in their ceiling mack session to say in unison, "Don't deny it 'til you've tried it." Then they went back to business. (1)

Rouge looked around. "Hey, where is everyone?" she asked. Jubilee shrugged.

Robbie popped up out of nowhere, stumbling around. "Wow," he said. "Dying four times in one parody is fun!"

"Where is everyone?" Rogue asked him.

"No clue," Robbie said.

And then Remy, Pyro, Bobby, Ray, Tabby, Amara, Logan, Ororo, Evan, Scott, Jamie, X-23, Rahne, Jean, Sam, Pietro, Lance, Toad, Fred, Wanda, and Forge popped up out of nowhere and fell on them.

Well, actually, they all fell on Robbie.

And then Kitty and Kurt fell off the ceiling and landed on everyone.

"Um, is Robbie dead again?" Jamie asked as they all climbed off Robbie.

Sam pried open one of Robbie's eyes. "Nah, he's fahne."

"What are we all doing here?" Pietro demanded. "I just had to play the bad guy!"

"Well, actually, your dad played the bad guy," Jean pointed out.

"Shut up!" Pietro snapped.

I hate to admit it, but she's right. But relax, you're just an extra.

"I'm an extra?" Pietro demanded.

Hey, it's better than being an ugly fat loser with one lame line.

"Good point," Pietro said.

Oh yeah, Jean, you know you're said ugly fat loser with one lame line, right?

"What!"

Oh wait, you might be an ancestor, too.

"Oh, great," Jean muttered.

Well, here's the full cast list:

Director – Forge (yes, again, but he barely did anything for MotC)

Mulan – Rogue

Shang – Remy LeBeau / Gambit

Mushu – St. John Allerdyce / Pyro

Yao – Bobby Drake / Iceman

Ling – Ray Crisp / Berzerker

Chien-Po – Robbie DaCosta / Sunspot

Mei – Jubilation Lee / Jubilee (JUBBY)

Ting-Ting – Tabby Smith / Boom-Boom (TABAY)

Su – Amara Aquilla / Magma (AMARTO)

Grandmother Fa – Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat

Fa Zhou – Logan Howlett / Wolverine

Mother Fa – Ororo Munroe / Storm

Great Ancestor – Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler

The Emperor – Evan Daniels / Spyke

Mongol Lord – Scott Summers / Cyclops

Mongol Lord's Son – Jamie Madrox / Multiple

Matchmaker – Jean Grey

Ancestors (?):

X-23

Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver

Jean Grey

Scot Summers / Cylcops

Sam Guthrie / Cannonball

Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane

Evan Daniels / Spyke

Road Bandits (?):

Lance Alvers / Avalanche

Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver

Todd Tolensky / Toad

Fred Dukes / Blob

Evan Daniels / Spyke

Little Girls (.):

X-23

Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane

Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch

Jubilation Lee / Jubilee

Tabitha Smith / Boom-Boom

Amara Aquilla / Magma

Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat

Jean Grey

Ororo Munroe / Storm

(?) – I'm not sure how many Ancestors there are, so for now I just assigned 7. Likewise with the Road Bandits, I'm sure there's more, but for now there's just the Brotherhood. Well, plus Evan. If I need more I'll take from the Morlocks first.

(.) – Okay, there are a LOT. But since they kinda split into 3 groups (I think), I assigned nine for now, with X-23 being the first little girl. And don't worry about the ages, Forge's gonna help me with that.

So, whatcha think of the cast list? If you're iffy on the pairings with Roberto and Ray, let me know! I ship JUBBY and RAHM, though, so if you don't like those, tough cookies. And I'm not 100 percent positive on the extras. They'll probably change when I get to the part in the parody. Oh yeah, and let me know if you're iffy on anything else, too. Except anyone in italics, cuz they were those people in X Mulan.

Scott raised his hand. "Yes, do I have to be the Mongol Lord?"

SHUT UP YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS!

Scott put his hand back down. "Damn."


(1) – From the ficcie Shall We Dance? by EE's Skysong. Chapter 4: The rules of the universe, by R LeBeau. About halfway down the page. The 46th paragraph. Well, 48th if you count the scene-change lines. 59th if you count the ANs and replies. Yeah.

I have no clue when I'll have X Mulan 2 up by. Next week at the latest. I hope. Review, please!