..: Post Parody :..
DISCLAIMER: "Ha-ha, I'm FIVE days older than you! You're still the baby of us all!"
"Is tha parody ovah?" Rogue said.
"Yeah," Jubilee said, still downing Pixie Stix. "Why?"
"Because mah brothah and my roommate are makin' out on tha ceilin'," Rogue said, pointing up.
Jubilee looked up. "Ah," she said.
Kurt and Kitty paused in their ceiling mack session to say in unison, "Don't deny it 'til you've tried it." Then they went back to business. (1)
Rouge looked around. "Hey, where is everyone?" she asked. Jubilee shrugged.
Robbie popped up out of nowhere, stumbling around. "Wow," he said. "Dying four times in one parody is fun!"
"Where is everyone?" Rogue asked him.
"No clue," Robbie said.
And then Remy, Pyro, Bobby, Ray, Tabby, Amara, Logan, Ororo, Evan, Scott, Jamie, X-23, Rahne, Jean, Sam, Pietro, Lance, Toad, Fred, Wanda, and Forge popped up out of nowhere and fell on them.
Well, actually, they all fell on Robbie.
And then Kitty and Kurt fell off the ceiling and landed on everyone.
"Um, is Robbie dead again?" Jamie asked as they all climbed off Robbie.
Sam pried open one of Robbie's eyes. "Nah, he's fahne."
"What are we all doing here?" Pietro demanded. "I just had to play the bad guy!"
"Well, actually, your dad played the bad guy," Jean pointed out.
"Shut up!" Pietro snapped.
I hate to admit it, but she's right. But relax, you're just an extra.
"I'm an extra?" Pietro demanded.
Hey, it's better than being an ugly fat loser with one lame line.
"Good point," Pietro said.
Oh yeah, Jean, you know you're said ugly fat loser with one lame line, right?
"What!"
Oh wait, you might be an ancestor, too.
"Oh, great," Jean muttered.
Well, here's the full cast list:
Director – Forge (yes, again, but he barely did anything for MotC)
Mulan – Rogue
Shang – Remy LeBeau / Gambit
Mushu – St. John Allerdyce / Pyro
Yao – Bobby Drake / Iceman
Ling – Ray Crisp / Berzerker
Chien-Po – Robbie DaCosta / Sunspot
Mei – Jubilation Lee / Jubilee (JUBBY)
Ting-Ting – Tabby Smith / Boom-Boom (TABAY)
Su – Amara Aquilla / Magma (AMARTO)
Grandmother Fa – Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat
Fa Zhou – Logan Howlett / Wolverine
Mother Fa – Ororo Munroe / Storm
Great Ancestor – Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler
The Emperor – Evan Daniels / Spyke
Mongol Lord – Scott Summers / Cyclops
Mongol Lord's Son – Jamie Madrox / Multiple
Matchmaker – Jean Grey
Ancestors (?):
X-23
Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver
Jean Grey
Scot Summers / Cylcops
Sam Guthrie / Cannonball
Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane
Evan Daniels / Spyke
Road Bandits (?):
Lance Alvers / Avalanche
Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver
Todd Tolensky / Toad
Fred Dukes / Blob
Evan Daniels / Spyke
Little Girls (.):
X-23
Rahne Sinclair / Wolfsbane
Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch
Jubilation Lee / Jubilee
Tabitha Smith / Boom-Boom
Amara Aquilla / Magma
Kitty Pryde / Shadowcat
Jean Grey
Ororo Munroe / Storm
(?) – I'm not sure how many Ancestors there are, so for now I just assigned 7. Likewise with the Road Bandits, I'm sure there's more, but for now there's just the Brotherhood. Well, plus Evan. If I need more I'll take from the Morlocks first.
(.) – Okay, there are a LOT. But since they kinda split into 3 groups (I think), I assigned nine for now, with X-23 being the first little girl. And don't worry about the ages, Forge's gonna help me with that.
So, whatcha think of the cast list? If you're iffy on the pairings with Roberto and Ray, let me know! I ship JUBBY and RAHM, though, so if you don't like those, tough cookies. And I'm not 100 percent positive on the extras. They'll probably change when I get to the part in the parody. Oh yeah, and let me know if you're iffy on anything else, too. Except anyone in italics, cuz they were those people in X Mulan.
Scott raised his hand. "Yes, do I have to be the Mongol Lord?"
SHUT UP YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS!
Scott put his hand back down. "Damn."
(1) – From the ficcie Shall We Dance? by EE's Skysong. Chapter 4: The rules of the universe, by R LeBeau. About halfway down the page. The 46th paragraph. Well, 48th if you count the scene-change lines. 59th if you count the ANs and replies. Yeah.
I have no clue when I'll have X Mulan 2 up by. Next week at the latest. I hope. Review, please!
