Author's Notes: I'm baaaa-aaacckkk. Haha. Ok….um….I don't own any characters…but I do own………TOM WELLING! Haha. Ok, I lied. I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL JULY!!! HP 6 IS COMING OUT!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 YEARS, LIKE LAST TIME! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R

I got a TAMA SWINGSTAR!

Coolgrl: The whole "master" thing. Have you ever seen 'I dream of Genie?" well…it's kind of like that. He's basically in possession of her powers b/c of the blackmail…and I didn't put this in, but…that's just b/c I forgot: Malfoy now has her bottle, thanks to Colin. Ok, so that means, he has her bottle, she's working for him now. The master thing is just genie-ism. Oh, man I'm babbling. Sorry.

Chapter 11

(before I begin: I'm taking Merwin092's idea. Ok, Draco in Hermione's body is Draco/Hermione. Hermione in Draco's body is Hermione/Draco. K? Merwin092's fic is amazing btw, go read it. She's a genius, just look at how wonderful the idea is so that none of us get confused. Yay! BTW-thanks merwin.)

"Uh-er," Malfoy/Hermione said, stupidly.

"Here's the deal, Ferre-Hermione," Hermione/Malfoy corrected herself. "You cannot, cannot let anyone know what happened. Got it?"

"Yeah, yeah," Malfoy/Hermione sighed. "So, this should be fun!"

"What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean, Hermione?!" Hermione/Malfoy growled, angrily.

"Er—just—er—ya' know—making fun of—er—Potty…" Malfoy/Hermione coughed.

"Better be. Oh, and by the way, if you do anything to my body you'll find yourself missing a valuable piece to…your…er body." Hermione/Malfoy finished with a smirk on his face.

"Hey! You're already getting my smirk," Malfoy/Hermione beamed.

"You're a git."

"Thank you, Mudblood—oh wait, I mean pureblood."

"Hermione! Malfoy?!" a voice shouted from behind them. "What are you doing here?!

"Potty!" Malfoy/Hermione grinned, Hermione/Malfoy elbowed him/her in the ribs. "Ouch! Er—I mean—how are you, Harry dear. How I've missed you!" Malfoy/Hermione then proceeded to give Harry a sloppy kiss on the cheek, leaving him mortified.

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!!!!????!?!!!!?!?!" Hermione/Malfoy shouted. "I DON'T WANT TO SEE GRANGER MAKE OUT WITH THE BOY-THAT-WON'T-DIE! BLOODY HELL!!!"

"Look—er—Hermione, I love you and all, but I thought we were just friends. Besides, aren't you dating Ron or something?" Harry half-asked, half-told.

"Ew! Weasel? I'm dating the Weasel?!" Malfoy/Hermione gagged.

"Are you ok? Malfoy did something to you, didn't he?! He put something in your drink…cast a spell on you…I know he did something!" Harry shouted. "I'll save you!"

"Somebody has a hero complex," Malfoy/Hermione rolled his/her eyes.

"Look, Ha-Potter," Hermione/Malfoy sneered. "I didn't do anything to your precious little (cringe) mudblood, so you can chill."

"Don't call her a mud-that thing you just called her. She's more magical than you'll ever be!"

"Do you have any idea how gay that sounded?!" Hermione/Malfoy said in between fits of laughter. And then, she/he went on to mock what he had just said, "She's more magical than you'll ever be!"

"S—he does have a point…it did sound pretty—er—you know…" Malfoy/Hermione coughed. Then he added, under breath, to Hermione/Malfoy, "Although he does have a point." That caused a certain guy in a girl's body to be slapped.

"DON'T YOU DARE HIT HER!!!" Harry bellowed, and then, as if in slow motion, tackled Hermione/Malfoy. "Don't (punch) ever (punch) think about (punch) hitting (punch) a girl (punch) ever (punch) again (punch) especially Hermione (knee in the groin)."

"Hey!" protested Malfoy/Hermione, "You're not fighting fair!" He winced as he thought about the pain Hermione/Malfoy would be going through after being kneed in the groin.

(A/N: Well, now you have had a taste of mind/body writing. So now, I'm going to give you a sample of the way I originally wrote…I refer to them by the bodies they are in…so read this…and then review and tell me which you prefer. K? Thank you, LaxGoalie)

"He didn't fight fair—he hit you," Harry said, angrily.

"Oh please," Malfoy scoffed, "women go through cramps and periods, and you think a little wimpy hit like that would even bother her?!"

"What the f—" Harry began, but was cut off by the surprise of Malfoy standing up, as if nothing had happened.

"You know, men really exaggerate about being hit there…sure, it hurts, but that's nothing compared to what women go through…" his voice slowly diminished when she realized they were both gaping at him. "Ha ha—" he laughed nervously. "I mean—er—ooowww that really hurt," and then made his voice go really high, "I can't believe how much that hurts…ah…the pain is blinding. Ow!"

"I don't bleeding want to know…" Hermione sighed. She then grabbed Harry by the ear and dragged him down to the Great Hall for something to eat.

Author's Notes: Alright, tell me which way you want me to write!

Next Chapter: Man, I feel like a woman. BLOODY CRAMPS! BLOODY BLEEDING BLOOD! Haha, singsong voice Malfoy gets his ppeeerrrioooodddd. Bwahahaha.

Future Events: Well, after the body swap…I don't know…DM/HG? Not slash or anything of course…but a relationship.