Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter... DUH!
A/N: I meant this to be a funny little story I did in my free time, no plot and Snape was supposed to be totally out of character because of the facts... 1: This is my story 2: This isn't during school time; no one really knows what teachers do over the summer (most of the time) 3: Because I can
I only meant this to be funny; I did it when I was bored, so please stop telling me Snape is out of character and stuff like that. Keep insulting this and you won't get to the ending that I can promise... So... anyways, move on with the show, and thank you for reading anyways... (This was just meant for all flamers...mostly...) Oh, if you think the rating needs to go from PG to PG-13, let me know in this chapter. This is the only chapter that is like this.
Chapter 3: The Weasly Twins and the sauna!
Severus was able to finish his mud bath in peace. No one else had decided to interrupt him, so he figured to himself to go to the sauna next. He had heard somewhere that the sauna's steam cleansed your soul and such, but he never really put it to the test, that is, until now. He cleaned off the mud and wrapped and towel around his waist and headed in the direction of the sauna. He arrived at the door and opened it up, getting his first burst of warm steam.
"Hurry up blunder head, before all the steam gets out. Get in and close the door!" a voice called out to him.
"Or get out and leave," a very similar voice added. No, no, no, this couldn't be... them... Severus stepped in and shut the door and made his way to a bench. He began to scan the room to see where the two voices had come from... and he groaned. It was THEM! The Weasly twins, who made his life hell when they could.
"#$%," he muttered under his breath. Why him? Why on this day? What has he done to deserve this?
"Oh, Professor Snape, it's you!" one of them exclaimed. Snape glared across the steam and met the familiar Weasly eyes and the all too familiar red Weasly hair. Snape said nothing, he remained silent, hoping, praying they would go away. What was worse, their towels weren't white, they were red. No, no, what was worse, worse that that, they could see the color of his towel...
"I thought I'd never see the day when Professor Snape had on that kind of a color, even if it is just a towel!" one of them hollered. Which one was which? It was very difficult to tell with all the smoke. He assumed there were other people in here, trying to ignore the twins... and him... but as far as he could tell, no one else was in his range of vision, except them.
"So, what's a professor of potions doing here?" one asked.
"I could ask you the same question," Severus sneered at them.
"Hermione took all of us for a day. Her parents have a permanent membership here, and in other spas too, depending on where they go for the summer, so she decided to invite the Weasly family, oh, and HARRY is here too," one said, "Isn't he Fred?"
"Most definitely George, however, I think our dear Professor here is helpless. Can't give detentions unless its school and he can't deduct points either!" Fred replied.
"You two better wait until the school year comes," Severus muttered, "Your detentions are going to be the worst nightmares you can imagine."
"You surely can't hold this over our head..." Fred said, "At least for a while."
"And why not?" Severus Snape asked, glaring at the twins.
"Because you don't want us telling everyone else you were here!" They chortled in unison. Snape's eyes widened as he realized that it was true. He couldn't hold anything over their heads, lest he be embarrassed and loose all respect he had in the school... well, not respect, but people wouldn't fear him anymore.
"..." Snape didn't reply to them. All he could think of was, just ignore them, just ignore them... it wasn't as bad as it could be...
"Oy! Harry!" Fred yelled from his bench. That was it, Snape stood up and walked out the door, he wasn't about to put up with that Gryffindor brat if he could help it... The last thing he heard as the door slammed was Fred and George Weasly laughing as hard as they could. Snape growled... his day was going to be in ruins. He better choose a peaceful, single activity now, and hope he didn't bump into anyone else.
A/N: Yea, a little longer... So, like it? Hate it? What do you think? If you absolutely must flame me, keep any and all flames G-PG rated please. And hey, if you like this story, try checking out these...
Everlasting Sacrifice (mine) (My favorite romance story to write... so deep)
Harry's contacts (Mine) (Harry gets contacts)
Evil for Dummies (Mine) (Snape gets a book... and reads it...)
"The Shower Incident" by Ivory tower (Snape in the shower)
"Harry Potter and the shoddy workmanship of the EA" by Arc/Harry (Game sort of thing)
"Vindication" by Ran-Chan2 (Really deep and really awsome!)
"Yugioh does Harry Potter" by Mijikai (Funny)
"Hogwarts Idol" by Hermione-Personality (Oh, c'mon, who doesn't want to hear Snape sing Genie in a Bottle)
What if? (Mine) (Song fictions on the loss of a girl)
Read these authors Cassie Angelica, Falling Ice Star, Lady Mac, Ivory Tower, Phantasia
Trust me, it's all very good stuff! (And most are slightly better written than this story...) Check them out!
A/N: I meant this to be a funny little story I did in my free time, no plot and Snape was supposed to be totally out of character because of the facts... 1: This is my story 2: This isn't during school time; no one really knows what teachers do over the summer (most of the time) 3: Because I can
I only meant this to be funny; I did it when I was bored, so please stop telling me Snape is out of character and stuff like that. Keep insulting this and you won't get to the ending that I can promise... So... anyways, move on with the show, and thank you for reading anyways... (This was just meant for all flamers...mostly...) Oh, if you think the rating needs to go from PG to PG-13, let me know in this chapter. This is the only chapter that is like this.
Chapter 3: The Weasly Twins and the sauna!
Severus was able to finish his mud bath in peace. No one else had decided to interrupt him, so he figured to himself to go to the sauna next. He had heard somewhere that the sauna's steam cleansed your soul and such, but he never really put it to the test, that is, until now. He cleaned off the mud and wrapped and towel around his waist and headed in the direction of the sauna. He arrived at the door and opened it up, getting his first burst of warm steam.
"Hurry up blunder head, before all the steam gets out. Get in and close the door!" a voice called out to him.
"Or get out and leave," a very similar voice added. No, no, no, this couldn't be... them... Severus stepped in and shut the door and made his way to a bench. He began to scan the room to see where the two voices had come from... and he groaned. It was THEM! The Weasly twins, who made his life hell when they could.
"#$%," he muttered under his breath. Why him? Why on this day? What has he done to deserve this?
"Oh, Professor Snape, it's you!" one of them exclaimed. Snape glared across the steam and met the familiar Weasly eyes and the all too familiar red Weasly hair. Snape said nothing, he remained silent, hoping, praying they would go away. What was worse, their towels weren't white, they were red. No, no, what was worse, worse that that, they could see the color of his towel...
"I thought I'd never see the day when Professor Snape had on that kind of a color, even if it is just a towel!" one of them hollered. Which one was which? It was very difficult to tell with all the smoke. He assumed there were other people in here, trying to ignore the twins... and him... but as far as he could tell, no one else was in his range of vision, except them.
"So, what's a professor of potions doing here?" one asked.
"I could ask you the same question," Severus sneered at them.
"Hermione took all of us for a day. Her parents have a permanent membership here, and in other spas too, depending on where they go for the summer, so she decided to invite the Weasly family, oh, and HARRY is here too," one said, "Isn't he Fred?"
"Most definitely George, however, I think our dear Professor here is helpless. Can't give detentions unless its school and he can't deduct points either!" Fred replied.
"You two better wait until the school year comes," Severus muttered, "Your detentions are going to be the worst nightmares you can imagine."
"You surely can't hold this over our head..." Fred said, "At least for a while."
"And why not?" Severus Snape asked, glaring at the twins.
"Because you don't want us telling everyone else you were here!" They chortled in unison. Snape's eyes widened as he realized that it was true. He couldn't hold anything over their heads, lest he be embarrassed and loose all respect he had in the school... well, not respect, but people wouldn't fear him anymore.
"..." Snape didn't reply to them. All he could think of was, just ignore them, just ignore them... it wasn't as bad as it could be...
"Oy! Harry!" Fred yelled from his bench. That was it, Snape stood up and walked out the door, he wasn't about to put up with that Gryffindor brat if he could help it... The last thing he heard as the door slammed was Fred and George Weasly laughing as hard as they could. Snape growled... his day was going to be in ruins. He better choose a peaceful, single activity now, and hope he didn't bump into anyone else.
A/N: Yea, a little longer... So, like it? Hate it? What do you think? If you absolutely must flame me, keep any and all flames G-PG rated please. And hey, if you like this story, try checking out these...
Everlasting Sacrifice (mine) (My favorite romance story to write... so deep)
Harry's contacts (Mine) (Harry gets contacts)
Evil for Dummies (Mine) (Snape gets a book... and reads it...)
"The Shower Incident" by Ivory tower (Snape in the shower)
"Harry Potter and the shoddy workmanship of the EA" by Arc/Harry (Game sort of thing)
"Vindication" by Ran-Chan2 (Really deep and really awsome!)
"Yugioh does Harry Potter" by Mijikai (Funny)
"Hogwarts Idol" by Hermione-Personality (Oh, c'mon, who doesn't want to hear Snape sing Genie in a Bottle)
What if? (Mine) (Song fictions on the loss of a girl)
Read these authors Cassie Angelica, Falling Ice Star, Lady Mac, Ivory Tower, Phantasia
Trust me, it's all very good stuff! (And most are slightly better written than this story...) Check them out!
