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A/N: If it seems OOC to you, it is. Thanks for all reviewers for the previous chapter!

Chapter 4: Lunch with a Weasly

Snape decided he'd prefer to eat rather than onto the next stage in his day at the spa. The spa resort itself had some sandwich shops to visit, so Snape picked one and headed towards it.

"If I run into another Weasly, Granger or even that blasted Potter I swear..."

"Hello Severus!" an overly cheerful voice greeted and Snape let out a groan. His day here was cursed...he just knew it. The fates were conspiring against him.

"Molly Weasly!" he greeted falsely, "What brings you here?"

"Arthur won spa tickets so we took the entire family for today," she said smiling brightly at him, "Are you eating lunch? We could eat together!" Severus sighed. He knew there would be no way to get this blasted cheerful woman to eat elsewhere. They headed into the shop and went up to the counter.

"I'll have a chicken salad with grapes sandwich," Molly ordered, "And a lemonade." She paid for her meal, and Snape continued to look over the menu. Molly got a table and placed her number in front of her. Hermione had informed her how this sort of place worked, so she felt fully prepared.

"I'll have...a roast beef sandwich with onions," Severus ordered, "And tea."

"Hot tea or iced tea?" the waitress asked.

"Hot tea of course," Snape said, as if that were ridiculous to try to believe there was more than one kind of tea. Snape took his number and grudgingly sat across from Molly Weasly at the table. She talked and he was forced to listen.

"Arthur has been so overworked lately, the misuse of muggle artifacts is keeping him almost more that usual now, so when we found out we had won some spa tickets; everyone forced Arthur to take a vacation," she said. Snape let out a small groan, these Weaslys never learned to shut up, did they?

"Where's your husband now? Surely he'd be eating with you..." Snape said, trying to be polite. Actually, in a way, he had overheard once about Mrs. Weasly, she wasn't one to make cross. The rumor was that Remus Lupin accidentally said something; Snape thought he heard it was supposed to be a joke about work, and Mrs. Weasly mistook it for an insult and Lupin was literally taken apart by Mrs. Molly Weasly. Of course, once her anger had faded, she apologized, but it was too late because everyone knew about this and many feared her even to this day.

"Arthur? Oh you know him," she said cheerfully, "He won't eat until 1 o'clock. Its habit by now for him, so right now he's sitting in the hot tub with Charlie. Charlie and Bill are visiting this week, its wonderful they are, we hardly see them they are always so busy!" She stopped talking for a minute because their orders were being delivered. Snape had to admit, of all the people he'd run into in this spa, this was actually the least annoying...he thought.

"How interesting," Snape said and found that eating shut her up nicely until she was finished. Molly ate quickly however and she went right back to talking as Severus Snape at his sandwich as fast as he could bring himself to.

"Did you know Charlie just recently helped hatch a Hungarian Horntail? The reason being is they had received a mysterious egg when Charlie was working and he took it upon himself to hatch the egg and see what it was. Of course he had to be careful and all, no one knew what the egg was, it didn't have any distinct markings and it was rather large for a normal egg," Molly said, "But oh, Charlie wrote us the longest letter describing the hatching and I couldn't be prouder!"

"Intriguing," Severus said and sipped his tea, cautiously glancing around to make sure no muggle was listening, but the sandwich shop was basically empty, save for the workers.

"And then Bill found this one piece of treasure for Gringots Bank, and they let him keep it! It was just a small ring so Bill was considering giving it to whichever girl stole his heart," she said, almost dreamily, "And it was a very fancy ring. It didn't have a diamond though; it had a ruby with two small peals on either side of it. It was almost pure gold too. You know he asked me if he shouldn't sell it and put it into our family account, but I told him that was silly! He's an adult now and he should be able to do what he wants with the things he has. I of course told him we managed alright and we're happy with what we have, which we are and so Bill let the issue drop."

"Yes..." Severus Snape said absentmindedly. Molly looked at the clock in the back of the shop and let out a gasp.

"I'm going to be late!" she said and stood up, taking her tray to the counter where she put the dirty dishes.

"However so?" Snape asked with false concern.

"My mud bath is in a few minutes, I must be off!" she said and headed for the exit, "It was a pleasure to see you again Severus! Have a good school year if I don't see you later, alright?" Severus pretending to wave her off and as soon as she was out of sight he turned back to his sandwich. By Merlin that woman was the most annoying of them all, almost worse than Miss Granger in some respects. Severus Snape growled a bit, he'd end up running into everyone today, wouldn't he...

TBC

A/N: I know it wasn't as funny as the others but I wanted to give a short interval and such and make sure people still cared...AH, besides, I had writer's block. Sorry for the OOCness.

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