Disclaimer: I don't own Snape...I wish I did, but I don't!
A/N: Last chapter before the ending. I'm getting a little tired of this story and I want to finish a lot of other stories that I have in the wings, so please understand. It's been a blast writing this and whether or not you liked it, you must have read it out of curiosity and that means something...
Oh, and the ratings going up because of this. It's kinda written fan service for Snape lovers... ...don't say I didn't warn you!
Snape's Hair
Harry's Discovery (shield your eyes! Dirty innuendo, but not really)
Severus was getting frustrated with running into everyone he tried so hard to avoid, so he decided against hitting the hot tub until tomorrow if he wanted to extend his vacation and skipped right to the part he had been dreading, the washing of his hair...
"I don't know why..." he said bitterly, "I promised Dumbledore..." The showers were empty thankfully and he was grateful for that. He had brought some shampoo and conditioner from home and he set them on a shower tray. He sighed, the water better be warm. He turned on the shower and the water grew warm and steam filled the room. Severus entered the shower in his swimsuit (he absolutely positively would not go in naked, at least not in a public shower) and got his hair wet. He picked up the shampoo, muttering resentfully and began to massage it into his hair. It wasn't so bad; it felt good against his scalp. Besides, the shampoo had a nice smell to it, (which Severus would make sure didn't exist when he was back at school) and the water was getting slightly hotter. He quickly fumbled with the knobs and changed it back to a nice warm flow and rinsed his hair out, being careful not to get any in his eyes.
He picked up the conditioner and poured some onto his hand. It was clear and he remembered last time he didn't realize he hadn't gotten it all out, since it didn't suds up like the shampoo did, so he promised to be more careful with it this time. He didn't have to scrub it into his scalp; he just scrubbed it into his hair gently. The conditioner had a slightly different smell than the shampoo did, but it didn't matter to Severus.
"Someone in here?" a voice asked and Snape froze. He had heard this voice before, too many times before! It was Mr. Harry Potter!
"..." Snape said nothing but he knew that his silence would do little as the steam rose from his showering stall.
"Who's in here?" Potter asked, "Ron, don't tell me you're in here playing a joke!" Snape began to rinse his hair as quickly as he could, trying his best to get all the conditioner out of it. He couldn't reach for his towel either, it was just outside the stall; he couldn't get it without Potter realizing it was him!
"Who's in here?" Potter asked again and Snape almost found it amusing for one moment, but the moment passed very quickly. Was the boy ever going to leave so he could get out of the showers unnoticed? His luck wasn't going to help him, was it...?
"..." Severus couldn't exactly figure out what to do. For all the time he's scared that boy out of his wits he's now afraid of being discovered! He sighed heavily, it was no use, and he wouldn't be getting out of there. If Potter already hadn't been told, he would be as soon as he left to find Miss Granger and the others. Severus Snape turned off the water and just reached his hand out to grab his towel and brought it in as quickly as possible, wrapping it around himself. He muttered a spell to dry his hair off as well.
"OH MY GOD!" Harry screamed and Snape groaned, "It's...PROFESSOR SNAPE!" He came out of the shower and towered over Harry. He was in the mind set that at least he should make Harry really scarred for life, but instead, once Harry saw him, he burst out laughing.
"What is it boy?" Snape sapped and Harry looked away and laughed some more.
"You....you..." he couldn't make out any of the words and then looked back only to see Severus Snape glaring death at him. Harry began to back away slowly and dried the tears of laughter from his eyes, still being cautious as he backed away.
"Get out of here POTTER!" Snape exclaimed and Harry made a mad dash for the exit.
"Professor, I never knew your hair actually had body to it!" he called over his shoulder and then let out an EEP of fear before getting out of the room.
"What in the name of Merlin did he mean by that?" Severus asked and made his way to a mirror. He stared in shock. What kind of shampoo had he grabbed? Or more than that, why didn't he let his hair dry naturally? He touched his hair in shock...it had...it had... It was...it looked...FLUFFY!
TBC
A/N: Like it? Hate it? I shall use all flames to roast my marshmallows just so you know...and I know for this entire story he's been a little OOC, but it's still funny, right? And don't say I didn't warn you! Review, it'll make me all happy inside!
