Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
A/N: I made it a goal to finish some of the stories I had started now, and here I am, finishing them just so I don't get people yelling at me to finish things! That and I have to finish some of the before I can start more of them…
Snape's Hair
Headlines: Professor Severus Snape, Potions Master at Hogwarts gets caught washing his hair!
As of the second day of summer a startling discovery was made by none other than Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
"I didn't mean to walk into there; I wouldn't have if I had known someone was in there other than my friend whom I was looking for." He states as he stares at the wall, "It's something I will never forget." After a long pause and a look of horror upon the poor boy's face he continues his story.
"It was Professor Snape, that's who I saw in the shower. I didn't see much, just his head and hand as he was reaching for his towel…it was…" At this point in the interview the boy was too shaken up to talk so we took a break and waited for him to get over his shudders.
"His hair…was washed, I could tell because it didn't glimmer in the lights, reflecting like it did in the dungeons where he teaches. It was clean! I mean, we never see it clean! And more than that, it was…FUZZY!" he exclaimed. After hearing this, our team of reporters went to the scene of the crime, of course Professor Snape wasn't there but after tracking him down his hair hadn't changed and he barked at us and cursed us in various ways. (Picture to the right) Of course, we also tracked down from our sources that this man promised Dumbledore to wash it at least one time a year…and decided to make a day of it at a spa. How unfortunate for him.
Pardon us folks for this most biased article but it was so funny of a story it was a headliner because of our slow news day. Stay tuned for all follow-ups.
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Severus Snape threw the Daily Profit down onto his coffee table.
"I am never doing that again…" he said glaring down at the picture and then back at his hair. He still couldn't find a potion or counter curse for what had happened and he was furious. He would never wash his hair again…it was supposed to be greasy and greasy it would remain. He was used to it and that was what he wanted. And furthermore, any more spa trips would be in a recluse area where no one could find him…anyone, not even Dumbledore…could find him. Of course, Dumbledore seemed to know everything…so Snape considered the possibility that Spas were off-limits for forever…
"I hate my hair," he grumbled, picking up a hand mirror. The shampoo he had used had an after effect he could have done without…it turned his hair to green…not just any green, bright neon green… If he finds out the twins had anything to do with it those Weaslys would be dead meat!
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The Weasly twins peeked into Snape's house. They got his address from an unknown source but they were glad they had gotten it. George snapped a picture of Snape's neon green hair…this would make headlines tomorrow! The two boys ran off giggling to themselves into the moonlight. What trouble should they cause next?
THE END
FIN
A/N: I know it sucks ending but at least I finished it. Review but don't flame…or flame. I don't care I just want to finish some of my stuff so I can move on to stories I want to focus on…like Everlasting Sacrifice, Duel of Love, Broken Darkness and others stuff…
OWARI!
