Yami: (is crying)

Kurama: What did you do this time, Hiei?

Hiei: Nothing!

Yami: I'M SOOOO HAPPY! I put this up yesterday, and I already have 5 reviews!

Kurama: Oh… good!

Hiei: Jeez. I thought you might have broken up with her, baka kitsune.

Yami: (gasps) Hiei! You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Kurama: Hahahaha… When did we say we were going out?

Yami: Uh… Internet?

Kurama: Hardy har har…

Yami: Hehehe…

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho… blah blah blah… PINK BABOONS AND RED KOALAS ARE MIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEE!

Chapter 2!
Yusuke's Turn!

Once again, I followed Hiei and Kurama. They were walking directly under the streetlights like they were spies. I rolled my eyes and followed. They then silently walked up to Yusuke's house and just as silently walked to the door. I knew something was up. Hiei and Kurama raised one arm and then-

"ATSUKO! IT'S 1:05 AND I THINK MY BRAIN IS IN YOUR SON'S ROOM! CAN I GO GET IT?" Kurama screamed. Hiei decided to join the fun by banging on the door. No one answered. I jumped into a tree and saw that Atsuko was asleep in her bed, probably passed out, and Yusuke was asleep in his bed. I jumped back down.

"Those two are in there, just asleep. They sleep like friggin logs…" I told Hiei and Kurama. Hiei grinned maniacally.

"LOGS DON'T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" he screeched. I laughed and picked the door open for them. They barged right into the house, grabbed the TV, Playstation 2, X-box, GameCube, and the fridge and hauled them up to Yusuke's room. They got the freezer open and pulled out the ice cubes. They sat them on the windowsill to stay somewhat cold. Then, seeing that there was nothing good to eat or any soda to drink, they began. They pulled out all of the vegetables and started chewing them. They spit them into the container for milk (which they poured out the window onto a stray cat while screaming "DRINK UP PUSSY CAT!), and then spit into it. They put the lid back on and then began shaking it. They then waited until it stopped bubbling, and then they did the same thing with the meat, fruit, and anything else that was healthy. Then they shoved it down Yusuke's throat.

"Mom… God… That's good… When did you learn how to cook?" he muttered. Hiei and Kurama just laughed. Then they took mustard, mayo, ketchup, horse radish, orange juice, apple juice, grapefruit juice, grape juice, and spit and poured it all over Yusuke. Then they took Yusuke's desk and went through the drawers. They found a diary and handed it to me. I put it in the bag I had around my waist, and watched them continue their destruction. They tore apart his desk, bed, night stand, and dresser. They first took all of his clothes out of his dresser, and poured all of Atsuko's alcohol on them. Then Hiei burnt them while Kurama used his Rose Whip to break the mirrors and windows. They then turned to his game consoles and television.

They grabbed all of Yusuke's papers and began shoving them in the controller ports of every game console. Then they put about 50 CDs into the GameCube, 2 in the PS2, 4 in the X-box, and they began pouring toilet cleaner on the TV. The game consoles blew up. I turned on the TV to see if it worked.

The TV would never work again. Then Kurama and Hiei burnt Yusuke's desk and danced around the ashes like monkeys celebrating the success of their plan to rule the world using bananas. (AN: Don't laugh. I know they will. Don't forget that! When it happens, don't say I didn't tell you! Back to your regularly scheduled fanfiction. Thank you.) . Then they looked at each other.

"His… hair…" they muttered like zombies. I gave them a pair of tweezers. They started pulling his hair out one by one, and putting it up his nose and in his mouth.

"Keiko… I know you love me, but stop kissing my nose…" Yusuke mumbled. Kurama then did a very good Keiko impression.

"Yusuke, I'm not kissing your nose… I'm not even near you… That's Kuwabara kissing you," Kurama said. Hiei, Kurama, and I left through the window as Yusuke woke up quickly to see his room in shambles. We all laughed underneath his window. Then Hiei and Kurama bowed to me.

"You both did very well, servants of the Pink Baboons and the Red Koalas," I said, once again kissing their foreheads. They laughed and I took them to another grocery store and I paid for them to munch on their treats. Then they exchanged smiles again.

"KEIKO! WE'RE COMING! PLEASE BE READYYYYYYY!" they both screamed at the top of their lungs and ran off to Keiko's house.

To Be Continued…

Yami: Thank you to all who reviewed.

Hiei: I can't believe you are doing this to us.

Kurama: How do you know about the Pink Baboons and the Red Koalas?

Yami: Well… you two are servants of the Pink Baboons and the Red Koalas, while I am a representative of the Pink Baboon and the Red Koala Treaty of Versailles in 1.

Kurama: O………kaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy then……

Yami: (smiles hugely)

Reviewer Responses

Crystal Twilight 5: Thank you for being my first reviewer! You must keep an eye open for these stories to come up. GO AHEAD! HERE'S HIEI! (hands Hiei over to you) Huggle all you want! Well… until I finish anyway…

Kiharu-sama: They say "Hank you… pretty lady…" For the candy. Hiei is still on the ground, rolling around in pain. THANKS FOR REVIEWING!

Oni Tenchie: Love ya! Glad you like it! Don't hurt me becauseIforgottocallyouandtellyouTimwashere! I love you!

KaileyHaley: There is Yusuke's suffering! Hope that helps to make up for something! Glad you reviewed!

Liojr400: Here's the next one! I'm so glad you liked it!

Yami: Thanks so much to everyone! I'll update ASAP!

LAter,

Yami Tenchi and the Yu Yu Hakusho gang!