Yami: So many people love me!

Hiei: Let's just get the ball rolling!

Kurama: (drives up with a wrecking ball) IT'LL ROLLLLLLLLL!

Yami: Oh dear…

Hiei and Kurama: (mad laughter)

Yami: By the way, this chapter is dedicated to Kiharu-sama, because she helped me to get some ideas. Arigato, Kiharu-chan!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu blah blah blah you get the gist of this crappy thing!

Chapter 3

Keiko Sleeps No Longer!

Kurama, Hiei, and I acted like Ace Ventura in his movie, sneaking against her front porch, and jumping onto the wall, even though our feet still touched the ground. Then Kurama used his Rose Whip to allow me and Hiei to get to Keiko's second story window. I climbed up and sat down on a chair. I watched as they went through her drawers first. They took out all of her shirts, and tried them on. Then they tore them to shreds. They did the same to her pants, pajamas, and skirts. Then they went through her desk drawers, looking for any sort of blackmail. They found her diary under her mattress, and handed it to me also. I grinned and put it next to Yusuke's. They saw that Keiko had pictures of Yusuke hanging up directly above where she was sleeping. They grinned and drew a moustache and beard on Yusuke, gave him fuzzy eyebrows, and put an angelic halo over his head. Then Kurama put on some of Keiko's lip gloss, and kissed the place right beside the picture. Hiei wrote in a very neat script, "The Kisser!" next to the lip marks. They grinned.

"Well… well… well…" Kurama said. They went to her head, and gave her a small haircut. They took all of the hair they cut, (which was all but her bangs), and then glued it to her legs. They then went inside her bathroom, grabbed her shampoo, conditioner, liquid soap and shaving cream. I watched as they poured them all together to get a very strange drink. Then they took water from the sink, and added it to the mixture. Kurama began to shake it up. Then they put it next to her empty bottle of shaving cream, and labeled it "TO Keiko FROM Yusuke! It's special shampoo!"

Then they decided to mess with her head. Hiei did a perfect imitation of Yusuke.

"Keiko…" he whispered. Keiko stirred a bit.

"Yusuke?" she whispered back in her sleep. Hiei and Kurama tried not to laugh.

"Yes… I have a confession to make…" Hiei said in Yusuke's voice.

"What?" Keiko whispered, her heart pounding, even in her sleep.

"I… ate… your… mother's second cousin's best friend's fourth cousin's cousin twice removed," Kurama said. Keiko's eyebrow rose in her sleep, and she snored loudly.

"Whatever you say, Yusuke my love…" she said. Hiei and Kurama started to jump on her bed, landing on her sometimes. Finally, Hiei managed to grab hold of the ceiling fan, and Kurama grabbed hold of him. I managed to put the dresser on fire right as both of them fell with the ceiling fan onto Keiko. I grabbed them as Keiko shot awake, and we jumped out the window before she saw us.

"Pink baboons and red koalas are very proud!" I declared, kissing their foreheads. They grinned.

"GENKAI! YOU OR BOTAN IS NEXT!" they screamed, and ran off into the night.

To Be Continued…

Yami: I put either one of the two, because I have to figure it out still.

Kurama: Can I at least destroy Hiroshima?

Yami: Only if you go back in time to when we (the U.S.) bombed them.

Kurama: YEAH! COME ON HIEI!

Reviewer Responses…

AnimeTrekkie: You know me! I don't care who wears it! LOL! Thanks for the review, and I'm glad you like my little change!

Chibi-T: its Pink BABOONS, not pink Babons…

IY: Be nice to him…

Me: Whatever… It's okay though!

AnimeTrekkie: Gross… but funny… THAT'S ME!

Chibi-T: Hiei is very glad!

Crazy Hyper Lady: I'm glad you liked it, and please… don't die! That wouldn't be good!

Kaori Minamino: Sorry if I spelled your name wrong! Don't worry… I don't plan on anything too fatal happening! Thanks for the review!

Jasmemini: I hope your okay, and please, stay alive! Glad you like it so much!

Fire-demon-goddess: I hope you didn't do this… O.o Glad you like!

Kiharu-sama: I dedicated it to you! Genkai or Botan is next! Cya later!

Youkai: I'm updating… and evilness is good!

Thanks for all the reviews, and please keep 'em coming!

LAter,

Yami Tenchi, Kurama, and Hiei!