April 9, 2002

Round-Robin Story Telling- Inuyasha-style

By Yashira

(Author's note: Normal text is story dialogue, italics unless otherwise mentioned will be for interruptions. ^_^v I hope you like it, let me know what you think..) (Oh, one other thing, I want to dedicate this fic to one of my very closest and dearest friends Leloi. I hope she will enjoy the insanity I have in mind or should I say thanks for putting up with my insanity all this time. ^_^;;;)

***Shippo starts it***

There was a very pretty girl named Kago..er Kagogo who used to live in a beautiful we..er wealthy house with tons of servants and tons of rich shiny jewels. One day, Princess Kagogo said to her most ugly servant who looked like something of dog with sharp ears. Oh yeah, his name was Inuyoshi.

Hey! You little brat, what the fuck are you thinking?!

Shh, just let him tell the tale.

"Inuyoshi go fetch for me the perverted man who lives in the crooked tower. He must have the answer why my most precious maid, Sandbow is frighten of the cellars and won't go down to fetch my most prize jewel."

Then Inuyoshi, cuz he was a big bad tempered servant said something like, "Go fetch him yourself you lazy bitch."

Princess Kagogo was so stunned by his words that she stared at her filthy mouth servant and said, "Si- GET BENT!"

Why am I not surprised?

Shhh.

Shut up, Inu-kuro.

Inuyoshi was so frighten with these words that he collapsed on the ground and made a very big hole.

Damn.

Shhhhhh!

"I shall go find the perverted monk on my own to find out why Sandbow is scared," said Kagogo, "But the way is dangerous and fraught with peril. How will I get past the evil spider called Narado and the black witch Tsupoki?"

Then a voice piped up from the side, it was Kagogo most trusty servant, Shippo-er.. Shippopo. "I shall protect you."

Yeah right, phfft…

Pipe down Inuyasha, and let Shippo tell his tale, or Kagome-sama will say the word.

"He's just a pint-size runt," came the growling voice of Inuyoshi at which the brave yet freedom fighter, Shippopo turned around and quickly gave the dog-servant the most vicious beating of his life.

That's not possible!

Osuwari!

Fuck.

Kagogo's eyes went big as she clasped her hands together, "Yes, you shall come with me." Kagogo cast a dark look at Inuyoshi before turning her head and following after Shippopo. "Get bent again.. many times…"

So Kagogo followed after her most fearsome warrior Shippopo, but when they reached the gate that would take them from the wealthy house Kagogo lived in they were met by an old woman called, Old maid Baba.

"I saw in a vision that you are going on a quest to see the perverted man in the crooked tower. You will meet my evil yet younger and beautiful sister on the way. She likes to feed the spider that lurks in the woods and occasionally fights with the evil witch Tsupoki. Take this, it will protect you."

The old maid Baba handed Kagogo a beautiful looking bow with a quiver of arrows. "Wow," Kagogo replied with surprise, "News travels fast." Kagogo who was naturally good with arrows, bowed and thanked the old maid.

"Yeah well, in addition to my vision I saw your ugly yet dog-eared servant as he just ran by me on his way to see my sister. It looked like he wanted to warn her. He seemed upset about something being bent and was muttering something on getting even with Princess Kagogo."

Sounds like my stupid brother, alright.

Not you too, shhhh.

Then the brave and mighty warrior, Shippopo lifted his head proudly and said, "Don't worry. With Kagogo's arrows and my fearsome power, I shall vanquish any who stand in her way. We will smite the spider Narado and the evil witch Tsupoki, get the answers from the perverted man in the Crooked Tower and then find out why Sandbow is scared of the cellar."

"That's the plan," Kagogo nodded, "So lets go."

"Oh one more word," The old maid Baba said, her tone ominous, "Beware the green frog should you accidentally get lost and end up in the plains of Fluffy because an angry looking dog called Shosho likes to roam there. The Green frog likes to send unwitting people to confront Shosho… that's a big no no."

Shosho?

Shhhhh!

"Never fear," Shippopo announced, "I shall smite this Shosho and his little frog too! Let us be off Princess Kagogo."

"Er Time's up," Kagome called out as she held up the Timer.

"What, it can't be, I just started," Shippo wailed. "There's so much more I have to say."

"Well don't worry, once everyone has told a part of the story, it will come back to you." Kagome was smiling at him as she adjusted the timer.

"Kagogo?" And Inuyasha was glaring at the Kitsune, "Why didn't you just use are real names."

"Um?"

"Hey who next? Let me know so that I can start the timer."

"Let me," Myoga seemed to croak as he floated over to Shippo's shoulder. "I want to try. Also it's safer hiding on the boy."

"Okie. Now hush everyone, it's Myoga's turn," and with that Kagome turned the timer over.