April 11, 2003
(Author's note: Normal text is story dialogue, italics unless otherwise mentioned will be for interruptions. ^_^v *giggles* I hope you like it, let me know what you think.)
Inuyasha - Round-Robin Story Telling – Style
By Yashira
***Jaken goes off for a loop***
While KouKou was happily getting to know the details of Princess Kagogo's quest, the clever and decidedly handsome servant of Shosho, was plotting ways in which to please his most powerful and awesome master.
Clever?
Powerful?
Sounds like a story, I, Sesshomaru, could listen to… continue Jaken.
I get a bad feeling about this…
Hold on, how can a 3 foot frog be clever?
I'm still trying to wrap my head on how he could think he was even remotely handsome.
"Lately, my master has been bored because no one wants to come into the Plains of Fluffy anymore. I can't see why not. It's such a lovely, adorable name-"
For a dog.
SHUT UP, Lest I STRIKE you DOG with my staff.
HAHA!
DOWN! Forgive me Sesshomaru, I meant to say "DOWN"!
I wonder what Freud would have said about that?
Who?
The HANDSOME and CLEVER green frog turned his head to the side and said suddenly, "Hmm what's this? Villains' United is telepathing me with information that Princess Kagogo, her freedom fighter Shipopo and her prince in waiting KouKou are going to make a trip to the Crooked Tower where the perverted man lives in order to find out why her servant Sandbow won't go into her cellar to get her jewel."
Pausing to catch his breath, he seemed to share the age old agreement that Kagogo and KouKou had before him, "Hmm, that was an awful lot of information… I wonder if I can remember it all…"
That's why they call you clever right?
That's sarcasm, isn't it?
If you were really clever you would know.
Hey, you shouldn't insult me Inuyasha.
Why is that?
You'll see…
"Oh, what this? Villains' United is also sending in another fax A.S.A.P. Oh ho! This is too rich." Laughing, for what seemed like eons, because, as anyone will know, a good villain's laugh takes a great deal of working into… as well as some actual length of time to get every KUKUKU syllable out. And yes this also applies to MUWAHAHAHA, HEHEHE, and KEH! (or Feh for Sunday best)
"Seems like Inuyoshi, the servant of Princess Kagogo has met up with the evil, yet younger sister of Old Maid Baba for a lover's tirst."
SIT!
TWACK! But, I didn't do anything!
HEHEHE or KUKUKU..
"I hope Narado didn't get to hear about it since he sort of has a thing for that Evil, but younger sister of Old maid Baba. And if she's with Inuyoshi, I wonder if they share fleas… anyway, this means he hasn't been fed… oh, he must be hungry…"
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
I'M NOT LISTENING!
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
I SAID I'M NOT LISTENING!
HE MADE IT UP! IF I EVER RAN INTO KIKYOU, I THINK YOU'D KNOW-
OSUWARI x 10!!!!
Yeah, do it again Kagome! Show Inu-kuro what for!!!
You know, I didn't think this merited an interrupted scene, did you Sango?
I think we better shut up before he does something to us too.
Then suddenly, as if his frog sense was tingling, JA-chan whirled around just in time to be hit on the head by the master's-
Watch it, Jaken!
Annoying little er, brat…er…um….AAAAAH. The human ward, Riri. "Why me…"
"Riri, wants to play!!! Shosho says JA-chan would play with her." More like feed and be the watch guard he thought, but hey, he wasn't complaining.
He better not be.
The dark haired girl was always overly persistent and for some reason found great pleasure in bothering-er-pestering-er… ahhhhh, damn it- choosing Ja-chan, the green, but loveable frog as her playmate thing. Ah, who could blame her, Ja-chan was the prized servant of Shosho and she could only be sent to him because of all that trust and respect he had -
I love Sesshomaru-sama, LOTS!!!
Smart girl…Later I will have Jaken take you to the squash patch… Gods only know, I can't lower myself to walking amidst vegetables…
Great Sesshomaru-sama, I'm telling a story, are you listening? *ACK* Don't glare at me… I'm sorry, please forgive me! Oh my head!
Riri wasn't taking no for an answer and she continued to hit the poor green frog on the head with the same stick she occasionally used to scratch Shosho behind the ears with.
Don't you mean play fetch with?
If I meant fetch I would say it…
I'm sure if he meant fetch, I would hit him…
Ja-chan ran his fingers over his green face, as another incoming message from Villains' United came in, "HUH?! The Evil Witch Tsupoki, who hates the evil, but younger sister of Old maid Baba, just fed Narado?"
Why is he stopping? Kagome, ask him.
I think, he's figuring one of us is going to interrupt him again.
Really, why would he think that?
I haven't a clue, Shippo.
"Well, this is interesting news, I better tell Shosho… um…where did Riri go?"
He could hear Riri, running down valley, crying, "Shosho! GUESS WHAT!"
"NO!!! This is my information, I have to tell him…"
* * *
"I guess we could stop there and give someone else a chance," Kagome replied sullenly and with an angry eyed glare to where Inuyasha laid passed out in his own OSUWARI created hole. "Who's turn is it now?"
"Riri, I mean Rin-chan WANTS to go next!!" Rin, who was grinning and jumping up and down beside a horrified Jaken. She seemed ecstatically happy at the name he had given her.
"It's not fair," he cried, running his green hands over his small little hat in dismay, "You interrupted me a lot more than Kouga."
But it seemed that no one cared, or rather no one decided to interrupt Sesshomaru who glared Jaken to silence, "Be quiet, and let her take a turn!"
Handing her marshmallows to Sesshomaru, Rin took a deep breath and then started.
