July 10, 2003

(Author's note: Normal text is story dialogue, italics unless otherwise mentioned will be for interruptions. ^_^v *giggles* I hope you like it, let me know what you think. Special thanks to Aile Anna for beta reading it.)

Inuyasha - Round-Robin Story Telling – Style

By Yashira

~*~Rin tries to continue~*~

I rub Sessho's ears and pet his tail!

I knew it was a tail!!!

BE QUIET! Rin, don't you mean, you stand back in awe?

I thought this was her story not yours, Inu-koru stupid brother.

If you don't shut up, I'm going melt your girlfriend!

If you touch Kagome, I'm going to tear off your other arm!

HE'S NOT Kagome's boyfriend!

You are, right?

That's RIGHT Miroku, no wait, I didn't say that! You stupid monk, SHUT UP!

He likes it a lot. He's a big huge fluffy dog, but for some reason he has only one arm. Anyway, I got to tell him a lot of stuff, like what the green swarthy toad, Ja-chan was doing talking to himself in the-

Toad? You make it sound like it's a bad thing.

Isn't it?

That's not funny. Don't you remember what happened the last time you teased me. Something about being with the Older (or was that evil?), yet younger sister of old maid Baba doing-

WHAT? Because of you, Kagome got mad at me! If I was out in the woods with Kikyou, you'll be the last person to know-

Inuyasha-

Oh no!

SIT!

I got to tell him all about the Princess Kagogo as she was leaving with Shippopo, her er…friend or fighter or something, and anyway, back to Shosho. You know he has such lovely white fur and-

I thought she was suppose to tell a story.

If you don't shut up and let her speak about my manliness, I will hurt you.

Manliness? I thought she was busy describing a dog. Hey, don't forget the fleas.

Kagome, if you do not do something with him, I will be forced to hurt him, and you and I know you don't want that.

Stop telling her to "do" something with me. I never got this hassle from you when I was with Kikyou!

Oh Kagome, you still think Inu-koru is too good for you?

SIT DOWN!

DAMN IT!

Shosho was really happy about the news too. He wanted to leave the cave and start out right away.

Yeah, all that bad smell being cooped up in a dank cave with no bathroom must have really got to him.

I heard that Houshi.

It's not like I'm scared, Sango was the one who whispered it to me. I merely repeated- ACK!

HAHA, shouldn't you have seen that Hirakotsu coming?

SHUT UP, Kouga!

We took off without Ja-chan since he's always so slow and headed down a whole bunch of stuff. Since I'm small, I didn't really keep track, all I know was that we did lots of traveling.

I'm not slow, you never stop to pick me up.

Jaken, do I hear you complaining?

No mighty Sesshoumaru!

I thought he was, it sounds a lot like Myoga complaining to me!

Inuyasha, why must you bring me into this?

Look, I've been sat so many times, I'm NOT going alone. Besides, as the BANSHI that WARNS of death, shouldn't you be doing some thing?

Maybe I've retired?

I'll MAKE you RETIRED!

SIT DOWN!

WHAT was that for, Kagome!?

He may be a flea, but he's old, don't throw him into our camp fire!

Feh.

I don't know when we ran into Koukou, Kagogo and Shippopo, but… but…

What's wrong Rin?

I can't remember what happen before in the story… there's so much.

Oh, you mean what the plot of the story is?

Yes, I can't remember! Sniff.

I thought the plot was: Princess Kagogo, her freedom fighter Shippopo and her prince in waiting KouKou are going to make a trip to the Crooked Tower where the perverted man lives in order to find out why her servant Sandbow won't go into her cellar to get her jewel.

Wow, you remembered all that, Shippo? I'm impressed.

Well, when it's mentioned so many times, you tend not to forget these things.

Ah, you do have a point.

...

What are we waiting for? This isn't a bloody story, but a free for all commenting…If I wanted to do something stupid like this I would go back to writing those damn stupid letters in the "DEAR" stories. What was the point in- Oi, Sesshoumaru, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

You made Rin cry with your thoughtlessness. I HATE hearing crying, especially hers. (Crying = annoying sounds btw) I will now kill you… and while I'm at it I might as well take your sword. You won't be needing it where you're going.

OH YEAH!? You try it and-!

OSUWARI!

HAHAHA!

Damn it, are you trying to kill me? I swear you must take his side; I wonder if all those Sesshoumaru/Kagome fics have some basis afterall!

OSUWARI!!!!!!!

***

"Okay, that's it Inuyasha. I was only trying to help you." Kagome's brown eyes settled on him with the same look of death Sesshoumaru was planning to give. Needless to say, it was a much scarier thing to have a pissed off Kagome since everyone knew the direction Sesshoumaru was coming from, but no one actually knew what Kagome had in mind. She tended to be a master on what most people would call the mere word "Grudge" and though she sometimes seemed to forgive things, she NEVER forgot them.

"He needs no help in going to hell!" Sesshoumaru would have moved if it wasn't for the crying Rin buried against his shoulder. He opted for a fierce looking growl and narrowed gold eyes of fury.

"You stay out of it. This is my fight!" Kagome blurted back, shoulders straight and eyes burning with an almost out of control fire.

Miroku and Sango, as they sat there listening to the tangled words, looked at each other with bright huge eyes. "Kagome-sama? What do you mean, 'your fight?'"

"Yes, mine! I was only helping Inuyasha, but-"

"Help me?!" The indignation in his voice only made the darkening look in Kagome's face that much more scarier, "By fucking sitting me 50 times?"

"You deserved it."

"I WHAT?! Oh man, I can't wait till I get out of this cave. I'm going to throw you down the well and put a rock over it AGAIN!" While the words were said in thoughtless anger, Kagome's already upset nerves took it as the ultimate insult.

"WHAT?"

"You heard me."

"I'm sure Inuyasha doesn't mean it, Kagome-sama," Miroku called from where he sat with Sango. Both Myoga and Shippo had taken refuge behind the pair, and they peeked out occasionally to assess the situation. It just didn't look good. "He's just over excited."

Gesturing wildly with outstretched claws, Inuyasha screamed at the monk. "I AM NOT! SHE SAT ME FOR NO REASON. JA-CHAN, DAMN IT, JAKEN MADE IT ALL UP ABOUT KIKYOU!"

Stroking his chin thoughtfully, Miroku replied in an almost cheery, calm voice (someone had to be the rational one, and it might as well have been him – besides the girls liked the calm, quiet boys, he mused with a wry smile). "Well, you could have some creative revenge instead of sulking and interrupting the story…"

Inuyasha's shoulders slumped a moment as the truth of Miroku's words dawned on him. "I THINK I WILL!"

"Oh, are you forgetting one thing?" Kagome called over to them, her voice deceivingly nice.

"What?"

"I have to accept who goes next, and I think Sesshoumaru was going to go after Rin." She smiled brightly at Inuyasha, as his mouth flew open with a:

"HE was NOT, you're just making that up!"

"Osuwari!"

"…"