September 2-3, 2003
(Author's Note: Lol, the reason this chapter is out faster than it should be is Aile Anna's fault. She found a special item on Gaia that I wanted and promised to give it to me. Now, not wanting to be the stupid greedy smuck that I am, I asked her what fic did she want to see next as my way of thanks. She picked this!)
Inuyasha - Round-Robin Story Telling – Style
By Yashira
~*~Sessy takes a stab at it~*~
"I just want to state one thing, before I start," Sesshoumaru replied flatly, his gaze seemingly distant as he was bored to tears. Just for good measure, he tried to stifle a yawn. "This is supposed to be a story, not some sort of free for all commentary. If you start stepping into my part more than necessary, I'm going to start taking heads."
Inuyasha, still sulking over Kagome's (in his opinion) viciousness by giving Sesshoumaru priority over him, simply growled at his half-brother. Miroku and the others seemed unmoved by Sesshoumaru's threats as if thinking there would be no reason to over-step the tall, white hair youkai anyway. After all, here was a calm, rational individual who would probably just tell his side of the story without much incident. How much trouble could Sesshoumaru cost?
***
He was the King of all! The greatest of the great and the name that all humans everywhere revered and worshipped. Kagogo and her small retinue cowered in doddering fear of the mighty Sho-Sho for there was no greater honour than standing helplessly, with awe, at his feet.
. . .
He cast them one aloof, burning eye as if suggesting with that disparaging gaze just how fruitless their endeavors would be. HE was the CREAM of the GREME and the only majestic form they could see! The mighty Lord of the Plains of Fluffy was someone they would have to bow down to and worship for who were they in comparison to him?!
We weren't quiet because we agreed, you know! It was just the sheer open mouthed stupidity that kept us from speaking!!!
SILENCE!! YOU DARE INTERRUPT THE MIGHTY SESSHOUMARU-SAMA!?! ACK!!
OO! That's a good one Inuyasha, hit Jaken again!!!
"What are we going to do Kagogo, he's too big to fight!" Shipopo, cowering like the runt he was, had sidled behind Kagogo's leg as if taking up a new sport. Koukou was also whimpering and hiding behind Kagogo's other leg.
I'm just waiting for him to say that they're humping her l- ACK! SANGO! What did you hit me for? DOGS NATURALLY DO THAT TO HUMANS- Ack! Inuyasha what the hell did you hit me for?!
"Well, there's no way I can tell it to get bent." Kagogo's voice was serious and full of trembling awe for the huge demon in front of her was great and mighty.
"Yeah, by the looks of it," Shipopo replied with a nervous swallow, "he'd "Bent" us some."
Unfortunately, the wolf demon had passed out in fright by this point and was no use to Kagogo and Shipopo. Then again, wolf youkai are always so inferior to dog demons, so it was bound to happen sooner than later.
THE HELLI WOULD!
Well, at least I agree on that point.
Shut up dog-turd!!!
"How did we ever get to this point? Weren't the plains of Fluffy the other way?" Kagogo looked thoughtful for a moment, her finger resting lightly on her lips, as she gave the mighty Shosho another careful look. "I mean, I remember setting out, but either we walked fast or MyoMyo the Banshee that warns of death was right. This is the Plains of Fluffy afterall."
From somewhere very far away came the annoyed and yet hurtful voice of the Banshee in question. "I told you, but you never listen! Oh no, just step on the flea,, squish him a bit, it doesn't hurt. See if I ever warn you again."
Shipopo only shrugged, his eyes still quivering as if he were about to cry. In front of them, with Riri on the huge dog demon's back proudly looking down, Shosho let out a slow, nasty sounding growl. It was the kind of growl that suggested, "GET THE HELL AWAY" before something even nastier than the growl happens. "I think he's hungry. Princess Kagogo, what are we going to do?"
I know what I want I want to do to him.
Shh, Sesshoumaru is getting angry.
Oh, it's now Sesshoumaru, instead of Kouga?
Oi, Inuyasha, I wouldn't go there right now.
WHY NOT! IF SHE DOESN'T CATER TO THAT DAMN WHIMPY WOLF, IT'S TO MY STUPID BROTHER. YOU WOULD THINK THAT SHE LIKES IT!
Sit! Sit! SIT!!!
That's why.
!?*$^*!^
"I don't know, I could try shooting him, but I get the feeling, that might just make him madder than he looks." Looking distraught and hesitant, Kagogo also added, "But now this is great, how are we ever going to get to the Crooked man who lives in the Crooked tower to ask him why Sandbow won't go into my cellar to get my special jewel?"
"Yeah, that's a problem." Shippo noted, idly kicking at KouKou as if that was normal procedure for checking for a pulse. "Especially since Inuyoshi ran off to warn the evil, yet younger sister of Old maid baba after you told him to get bent, and you're taking both me and Koukou as protection in case you … Oh dear. We did run into the Plains of Fluffy and we're utterly useless…"
I'll give you utterly useless, you bastard!
SHHH, Kagome will get mad, Kouga. If you take a look at Inuyasha, he still hasn't come out of the hole is body made from the impact he made the last time.
(From the hole) OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooh, my head.
"Oh! OH! Don't forget I just got a fax from Villain's United about Inuyoshi, your servant, who has met up with the evil, yet younger sister of Old Maid Baba for a lover's tryst!" That last came from Ja-chan, the ever-green frog as he finally, and quite out of breath, arrived at the scene of the confrontation.
If you were hoping for another sitting, I think Kagome's tuckered out. She's fallen asleep from the effort.
You know, I'm getting tired of you interrupting my story.
You know, I think you had the story long enough as it is.
***
"I didn't even finish my big scene," Sesshoumaru's yellow gaze bore a sinister light in Sango's direction as he said the last. "I demand a recount on the counter."
"Well," Miroku began thoughtfully, holding up what looked to be the broken remains of the glass tube with its spilt out salt, "Inuyasha accidentally broke it with his last sit. But I would take Sango's word for it, she gets very persuasive when she wants her way." By persuasive, Miroku obviously meant her Hiraikotsu, for he glanced suggestively at it.
"Well, who is next then?" Shippo was glancing up at the others, his eyes flickering over to where Inuyasha lay buried in his hole and to where Kagome had drifted off in exhausted sleep. "Hmm, since we're no where near the Tower or the Cellar, moments like this deserve quick action. I'll go again!"
"Hold it! Nice try, I think I'll go."
(Lol, curious who said that, you'll find out next post)
