November 23, 2003

(Author's Note: I haven't forgotten about this story, honest. I just have been inspired to do a lot of serious fics and it's hard to get out of an angst frame of mind sometimes. Thanks to Aile Anna for beta reading my fic. I appreciate it a lot.)

Inuyasha - Round-Robin Story Telling – Style

By Yashira

~*~Miroku feels it up~*~

Meanwhile, as our group of heroes face the terrible Shosho, his green frog Ja-chan and the young Riri, the NOT SO crooked monk was busy taking a stroll. You see, he was tired of being locked in that damn tower, hunched over in that small cell of a room with nothing to do and wanted some air and a moment to stretch his legs. (You see, they thought he was crooked only because he spent so much damn time in that room that he was always hunched over because of it.)

If he's gone out, it isn't for air. He probably wanted some women.

Yeah, that too. Ack, what did ya hit me for, Sango?

Because you deserve that and you can't leave the tower, anyway.

I can do what I want, I'm telling this story.

But that's cheating. When they get to the Tower, they won't find you.

Who says they'll make it that far?

Anyway, before I was interrupted, the handsome monk was making his way through the forest and thinking to himself, "I should go out more often, but it's hard when someone's jammed the lock and forced me to climb down from the window." You see, he lived in a tall tower, but there was only one way out and someone had put a padlock on the front door.

Gees, I wonder who would do something like that. (note sarcasm)

You'd be surprised.

Oh, would I?

With his whily charms and deathdefying skills, the monk had climbed down and was as you now see him. Free to walk the forest and to do whatever his heart desired. And right now his heart desired one thing. It was to be…

Feel off women?

You said it, I didn't.

You mean it's true?

Er. That answer depends if you're going to hit or not?

TWACK!

…able to walk around. Right now, he didn't feel like going to look for women and such, not because he wasn't a man, you know. A man didn't have to go out with more than two women to call himself a man, and this monk already had a most beautiful woman and UNDERSTANDING woman waiting for him in the cellar of Kagogo's mansion. That's right, the supposedly perverted houshi would never two time someone in the same way Inuyoshi had done. It was almost famous how Inuyoshi was suppose to be some great servant of the Princess, supposedly devoted to her, but who had gone to be with the younger, yet older, beautiful sister of old Maid Baba when he should have stayed by his princess' side.

By the way, the reason the monk knew this was he'd gotten a fax (from Hentai-Monks Anonymous Ltd.) that let him know about recent events. But this is beyond the point. Since the monk was such a great guy, he decided to go out of his way to find Narado and put him out of his misery. Afterall, even if the story hasn't got to it yet, you know Narado has to be at the center of all the problems anyway.

Saves his ass, quick he does.

Oi, Inu-koru, I thought you were out cold.

I have amazing recovery skills, wimpy ookami.

Blah.

But this is all moot as I have to wait until it's my turn. I have some creative payback for you and the monk! Be afraid.

I'm so scared.

Feh, you will be.

The only problem the monk had was that he didn't know where the nasty spider was. It wasn't that he was lost-

Yeah right

But that Narado knew how to run a lot.

Much like Kouga.

Shut up!

Luckily for the monk, he heard talking and he crept that way. Was this his lucky day?

This is the stupidest addition I've ever heard.

It may be stupid, Inu-koru, but Kagome's waking up right now. I hope she Osuwari your sorry ass again.

And as he crept forward - the story-teller by this point completely annoyed with the numerous interruptions - he was amazed to find Inyoushi and the younger, yet older and beautiful sister of Old maid Baba locked in a passionate embrace.

WHAT?! Oh, shit!!!

OSUWARI!

DAMN YOU, MIROKU!

"I better leave them alone," the monk said to himself quickly. "I might like to be involved in romantic encounters, but that's only when I'm getting the girl. If I stay, I'll only be a voyeur." Although, he thought this, he couldn't help but watch what the two were doing. It seemed that Inuyoshi's hand–

***

"TIME'S UP! TIME'S UP!" Inuyasha screeched, waving his hands about angrily as Kagome sat glaring at him. The furious expression might have been one of the reasons that had prompted Inuyasha to speak so quick. The other reason probably had to do with the "Osuwari" that was about to leave her lips.

"What do you mean time is up? Inuyasha." Miroku was wearing a semi-innocent expression though it was obvious he had found a lot of amusement in what he had been saying. "I'm not finished."

"You are now! It's my turn and I want to have my turn!"

"I didn't have my turn yet, either." Sango interrupted as she glanced over to Kagome. "Nor did Kagome. Maybe we should draw lots."

"Draw lots? NO, I'm going to take my turn and that's all there is to it!!!!"