February 4, 2004
(Author's Note: Don't eat and read; I did and nearly choked on my veggies. Btw, forgive me if there are a few typos. I was unable to access my edited copy my Beta Reader had as she keeps forgetting to send it back. Please R&R if possible."
Inuyasha - Round-Robin Story Telling – Style
By Yashira
~*~Inuyasha gives it a Kaze no Kizu~*~
…hand reached out to grab the perverted houshi by the throat and to shake him vigorously.
HEY! He can't do that…. Can he?
It's my story and I can do what the hell I want.
Even kiss Kikyou?
Yea. No, wait! ACK!
OSUWARI!
I … really hate you.
"Inuyoshi, what are you doing to that holy man?" The younger, but older sister of Old Maid Baba, fixed Inuyasha with a cold look. She had not been attempting to seduce him, as the Monk had previously mistaken, and was showing no signs of trying. Afterall, all Inuyoshi wanted was the shards and this miko would surely help him. AFTERALL, Inuyoshi reasoned, the only person who really looked contemptible was the monk since he was the ONE running behind bushes and all. You really had to wonder what sort of reputation a monk had if all he did consisted of sneaking around.
Do you really want me to dignify that with an answer?
I doubt you could.
That's right, you'd be too busy lip-smacking with Kikyou anyway.
Yeah, hold on! ACK- NO!
OSUWARI!
… It will happen... it will just be a matter of time, but I will kill you.
"He's turning black and blue," the miko replied with a concerned look on her face. Her brown eyes watched the struggling face of the houshi as he turned many interesting shades of colour. The young, but older sister of Old Maid Baba was really someone to feel sorry for. No one wanted to understand her and everyone she came across either wanted to hate or kill her. Was it simply because she was so pretty and yet internally strong? A supposed "Ice Princess?" If that were so, then why was she bothering to worry about this perverted monk? "Maybe you should let him go and hear what he has to say?"
Inuyoshi apparently has other ideas. "Yeah, right. I let him go and the next thing he'll be doing is touching your butt. I know how old these crooked monks think. 'Oh, bear my child,' or 'This place has bad omens,' or 'Buy one of my charms," that's what this guy will say. So, I'll think I'll just hold onto him for now."
Anyone notice how OOC Inuyasha suddenly is?
I was WHAT?
OOC.
WHAT THE FUCK IS OOC, Miroku? Sounds like some monkey sound!
For your information, Inuyasha, OOC is OUT OF CHARACTER.
How the FUCK would I be out of character? NO ONE IS IN character in the first damn place!
Well, I last left you and Kikyou kissing and suddenly that's not happening anymore.
OI! DON'T OSUWARI ME AGAIN! I explained it! HE HAD SOMETHING IN HIS EYE!
I DID NOT.
Do you want something in your eye now?!
Point taken.
"I think he's just passed out." The older, but younger sister of old maid Baba pointed out as she gestured to where the Monk's head had suddenly lulled to the side. The crooked monk looked innocent like that, but he wasn't fooling anyone.
"I'm not taking any chances. He's not just ANY monk, but a pervert monk™. I heard his kind likes ookami youkai. We better check him for Shikon no Kakera. He may be hiding some."
WHAT?!
Prepare to die, inu-koru!!!
That's OOC and YOU KNOW IT! I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! Just last week I-
Oh, is that a confession?
Really, houshi-sama?
ERK.
Payback is sweet.
And there were other reasons why the younger, yet older sister of Old Maid Baba had sought out Inuyoshi's brave and daring company. Afterall, they had been close once, and she could always come to Inuyoshi when she needed something from him. Which, given the present circumstances, regarding the evil witch Tsupoki, she had. That very woman who had once been a miko, but for reasons of jealousy issues had decided to ally up with Narado the evil spider in order to hurt Kikyou… er I mean the younger, but Older-
Freudian Slip. -_-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?
Oh, I'm sorry, I used the wrong word. OSUWARI!
But I didn't do anything wrong!!
Maybe it's not so OOC, considering how much of your relationship you've incorporated into the story! Right, Kagome-sama?
Thank you for reminding me Miroku.
Oi, what's that look on your face for? I'm just telling a story, there's nothing to get jealous-
Osuwari!
-over.
Okay, let's just skip over the part with Inuyoshi, the younger, yet older sister of Old Maid Baba and comatose crooked monk for a moment since it's getting our hero nothing, but headaches. Time instead to shift back to the wimpy ookami, you know the guy the crooked monk has a thing for-
You don't know the meaning of revenge – there are some lines to cross and some NOT to cross. Right Kouga?
Lets see, if I tear out one lung first, he still can breath enough to feel me tearing out a kidney, hmm, what was that Miroku? Wasn't listening, I'm planning my revenge.
As if the two of you would scare me, keh.
Well, food for thought, he holds you down, I use my Kaza Ana, I think we got it cover.
Keh. One good bakaryuuha would take you both out and you know it.
- and who was traveling with Princess Kagogo and her freedom fighter, Shippopo – a little runt as I have heard. The only reason he had a title like that was that he was over-compensating for what he lacked.
Hey, I'm just sitting here and minding my own business. Why are you bringing me into it?
I seem to remember you saying something about me "getting bent" and quivering in a hole in chapter 1. You do remember the "Shippo starts it" chapter, right?
Yeah, but that was in character! SOMETHING I know HOW to do. AI!!! Kagome, save me!
Kagome won't save you now, you're going down-
At least- wahh! – I didn't French kiss Kikyou.
That's just getting old, you know. Kagome can't keep falling for that-
Osuwari!
Or you could be wrong Inuyasha, scorn women have LONG memories.
And lets not forget Shosho the great DOG with one arm and two legs - see, I remember that – stood glaring down at the pathetic group before him. I say it was pathetic because the wimpy ookami had run off again.
I would never leave Kagome behind, you asshole!
HA, you would so if you had to save your sorry ass.
I would not! I'll pick her up, leave the others behind, and then take off.
Gees, thanks.
Besides, the whole damn story is OOC because you won't spot picking on me long enough to let me have a word in EDGEWISE! Who the fuck would believe that Princess Kagogo and her freedom fighter Shippopo were on a mission to see the crooked monk to find out why Sandbow wouldn't go into the cellar? AND WHO the fuck would believe she was engaged to KouKou?
I was wondering how that would get mentioned again
Token summary, had to be added somewhere.
Will you all just shut up!
You're the one not continuing the story.
If you would just shut up!
"Times up," Kagome announced to the seated group, her voice echoing inside the small cave they were all crowded in, as she crossed her arms and fixed Inuyasha with one of those hard looks of hers. She looked furious, but she seems to have somehow managed to keep a hand on her temper.
"There's no timer, it's broken, remember! So HOW can it be up?" He has been sat so many times that his hair is a mess and his clothing are in need of mending.
"Are you doubting poor Kagome-chan?" Sango interjects as she points to Kagome and then to herself, "We still have our turns, and we don't need you hogging the story."
"Hogging it? You guys are all picking on me! I just want my revenge!" He sounds like a kid sent to bed without his supper for something he didn't do.
"Inuyasha, if we're all picking on you," And Miroku wears this superficial smile on his face as a temple-vein throbs on his forehead. That comment about him and Kouga has really offended him and he is trying hard not to pick up his staff and whack the hanyou right over that damaged brain of his. "It's because you make it too easy. Now, if you will be so kind let Kagome and Sango choose who is to tell the next story."
A load of swear words drop right out of Inuyasha's mouth as he drops down into his hole, and crosses his arms. "This is why I didn't want to play this stupid game."
