When Valon Attacks!


Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!


Sevetenks: Welcome readers, to my newest story! It won't be long, a few chapters at most. This is my first attempt at any kind of sugar high fic, though they seem popular so I thought I'd give it a whirl.

Hika-chan: Hika likes Valon cause he had a cool voice!

Chimon: …

Sevetenks: Anyways, I have not seen all of DOOM, but hey, this is still good right? Please read and review!


When Valon Attacks! Prologue


"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Bakura as he fired more missiles from Kaiba Corp.'s roof at Dartz's base of operations. "THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO PUT ME IN THE SHOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

As he fired more missiles, souls began shooting out of the destroyed castle thingy.

"NOW FOR THE PEACE OF RESISTANCE!" yelled Bakura, rearing his head back and laughing insanely. He pulled out a remote out of his pocket that had a red button with a skull and crossbones. "DA NUKES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


And so it was… The insane tomb robber known as Bakura used a nuclear missile, destroying the base of DOOM and freeing all the souls. He was known as a hero, until amidst the chaos he stole the Mona Lisa. He gave it back as long as he was known as evil again. Soon after, he stole some jewelry, but no one noticed.

As for the former employees of DOOM? Well…

Raphael went on to be famous and got filthy rich after being the 'Survivor'. He never got rid of his Duel Monster cards, which in turn, ripped when he used them too much, but with some tape and card protectors, he was back on track.

Allister had an identity crisis and got his gender changed as soon as possible. He, or now, she went on to being a famous movie star and super model, by the name of Amelielda.

Mai was no longer brainwashed, and forced Joey into being her slave, which he gladly agreed to, because of all the bad things she did. Rumor has it Joey is the happiest man alive, despite being the slave of a guilty sex crazed woman.

Dartz was dead. HA HA! Sucks to be you!

And finally… Valon… Crazed motorbike Australian with cool goggles and armor cards… Well, why not take a peek into his life, shall we…?


Valon sighed and walked into his apartment. Tossing his motorcycle helmet on the floor, he walked to the refrigerator and pulled out a water bottle. He guzzled it in a minute or so, then tossed it in the trash and collapsed on his couch. He grabbed the remote and turned on the TV.

"This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down…"

"Fresh Prince?" muttered Valon with a sigh.

CLICK!

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!"

"AAAAH! IT BURNS!" screamed Valon as he closed his eyes.

CLICK!

"POWER RANG-"

CLICK!

"This just in! Me, Mr. SuperDuperNewsGuy, just learned that…"

"Bo-ring…" groaned Valon as he got up to get some popcorn and cheese snacks. He sat back down.

CLICK!

"Oh… Take it like a dog, you bastard…"

"Is that Joey?" exclaimed Valon, then he blinked. "Gah! I'm too young!"

CLICK!

"Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon!"

"Well this ain't so bad…" said Valon, leaning back and stuffed some popcorn in his face.

"The Good, The Bad, the Digi!"

"Aw dang, one of the worst episodes ever!" exclaimed Valon. With a sigh, he changed the channel, suddenly remembering he was boycotting Digimon for stealing his idea of goggles as a fashion statement.

CLICK!

"I love you, you love me-"

"…"

CLICK!

"YEAH! YEAAAAAAH! YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH!"

"Um…" stammered Valon, watching Seto Kaiba singing behind a shower curtain, Celebrities Caught On Tape, he turned off the TV. "I'm bored…"

Suddenly, as if by magic and strange powers, he saw a box of Yoo-Hoo cans, a giant chunk of Hersheys, bags of gummi bears, and bottles of Soda.

"Ya know… I'm kinda a bit hungry…" said Valon thoughtfully…

End Prologue

Sevetenks: Whatcha think? Yeah, it's just the Prologue, but please leave a review! (And maybe a review for some of my other fics…) Either way, I hope you all look forward to the first Chapter in my maddening story!

Hika-chan: (eating popcorn and kicking feet over chair) Please leave a review!

Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion