When Valon Attacks!
Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!
Genre: Humor/General
Sevetenks: Welcome readers, to my newest story! It won't be long, a few chapters at most. This is my first attempt at any kind of sugar high fic, though they seem popular so I thought I'd give it a whirl. I would just like you to know, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any of the shows I used in the prologue. But I do own myself, who makes a short appearance in the first chapter!
Hika-chan: Which happens to be this chapter! Hika is so smart!
Sevetenks: Finally, I think I might have gone a bit overboard on the super high speech… Please bare with me and don't kill me if you can't understand it. And don't worry, it does not last the entire fic.
Chimon: Yeah, so get on with the reading folks.
When Valon Attacks! Ch1: Visiting Former Enemies…
One hour of disgusting eating later…
"I feel funny…" said Valon as he walked out of his apartment building and towards the Kame Game Shop. Suddenly, it was as if a higher being had activated the Sugar Rush card. "OOOHHH! Lookeelookeelookee! Yugilivesthere,Iwonderifhe'stoobusytoDuelme,butitdoesn'tmatterbecauseIwillDuelhimanywaybecauseIamsocool!HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Laughing more insanely then Bakura, Valon skipped across the road, watching all the pretty cars crash trying to avoid hitting him.
"Youaren'tsupposedtogowhenthelightisredyoupansys!" yelled Valon as he tilted his head and stared at the car crashes. He jumped up and down on top of one of the cars, while the people were yelling at him.
"Get down from there you snot face!" yelled a short kid with goggles and a fancy techno backpack with a "G" on it.
"ShutupyouTeenTitansretard!Ioutakickyo'rlittleweaklin'butt,butIhavebusinesswithYugiMutoutoatendtothatIactuallydon'tknowwhatitisbuttheautordoessoIamjustgoingtogowithit!" roared Valon as he pounded his chest like King Kong.
"What?" exclaimed the small boy.
"Don'tcopymygoggle-rificfasionstatement,youstupidlittletwerp!" snapped Valon as his DOOM Duel-Disc appeared on his arm. Grinning evilly, Valon played his "Armor Knuckle" card, and jumped off the car. "Nowyou'regonnagetit,shorty!MUAHAHAHA!"
"AAAHHHHH!" screamed the miniature genius as Valon created a huge crater in the ground with one punch.
"Getbackhereyaweaklin'!" yelled Valon as he ran after the crying boy, smashing the ground every so often. Suddenly, a young man appeared in front of Valon, with strange clothes and spiky hair. "Whotheheckareyou?"
"I'm Sevetenks, the author!" yelled the young man angrily. "You aren't supposed to be chasing an idiot with your Armor Knuckle, you're supposed to be at the Kame Game Shop!"
"Oh!Right!" exclaimed Valon with a grin. He turned around and ran back to the Kame Game Shop as fast as he could. But halfway there, he stopped. "Wait!I'lljustusemyhandydandymotorbike!Iamsosmart!"
Sevetenks shook his head as Valon took his motorbike out of his pocket and drove off. With a sigh, the author put two fingers to his forehead, and used Instant Transmission to go home to two bratty arrogant Saiyan chibis, a naïve and always hungry Saiyan chibi, an adorable half youkai chibi, his cat-like Digimon partner, a perverted cyborg, a shape shifting demon scared of the adorable half youkai chibi, and his computer, where he writes fanfiction among other things.
Anyway, back with Valon…
"Na,na,na!NA,NA,NA!NANANA,NANANA!NANANA!" sang Valon to the Mission Impossible song. Of course, it sounded like being sung fast forward by an Australian chipmunk, but that's besides the point.
Finally, the former DOOM minion parked his motorbike in front of the Kame Game Shop and looked behind him, smiling at the burning and screaming he had caused.
"Thisissuchanicetown!" exclaimed Valon happily as he walked into the Kame Game Shop.
"Oh no!" exclaimed a voice. Valon looked up to see Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Anzu, and Shizuka.
"It's the mean Australian man!" whispered Shizuka, hiding inside Yugi's clothes. They started making out and were ignored for most of the remainder of the story.
"Evil doer!" yelled Yami angrily. "begone!"
"ButIamgoodnow,don'tyousee?" stammered a hurt and betrayed Valon.
"OUT!" boomed Yami.
"Oh Yugi…" "Oh Shizuka…" "Free porn!" was what Valon heard as he hung his head and left. He got on his yellow motorbike and sighed.
"Ichanged…" said Valon sadly, but still very fast. He made a decision as he started the ignition. "IftheywanttobejerksthenIshallhavetotakemattersintomyownhands!"
With this plan of revenge in mind, Valon decided to go to the one person he knew would have a mass quantity of unused and unnecessary weapons.
End The First ChapterSevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion
