When Valon Attacks!


Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!

Genre: Humor/General

Written by: Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion


Sevetenks: Welcome readers, to my newest story! It won't be long, a few chapters at most. This is my first attempt at any kind of sugar high fic, though they seem popular so I thought I'd give it a whirl. I would just like you to know, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any of the shows I used in the prologue. But I do own myself, who makes a short appearance in the first chapter!

Hika-chan: Hello faithful readers of our stories which you readers like to read because of coolness and stuff.

Chimon: Huh?

Hika-chan: Silly Chi-san! Seve-sama told me to read that!

Chimon: Whatever… Let's get on with the show.


When Valon Attacks! Ch2: Getting Weaponry

Bakura leaned back in his chair and grinned as he sipped his hot chocolate, staring at the marshmallows as they slowly evaporated in the warm brown liquid. Ah, how he loved hot chocolate. So soothing… The way it was scalding hot as it went down his throat, burning him… The pleasure of it all was so much, sometimes too much for the tomb robber.

Plus it tasted good too. A bonus, to say the least.

Leaning back in his armchair, Bakura sipped his hot chocolate once more, enjoying the scalding sensation that was upon his lips and going down his throat. He set the mug to the side and pulled his favorite book of his coffee table. A Thief's Guide to Jewelry.

"Those foolish mortals actually made a system for deciding how much jewels were worth…" chuckled Bakura, remembering when he had to argue for hours the worth of some jewels. "Makes my job a lot easier…"

Bakura picked up the phone and dialed.

"This is the Domino Mafia Hotline. If you are not looking into our services, this is a wrong number." Said the gangster-like voice. Bakura chuckled.

"Do you have to do that every time I call?" asked Bakura. The person on the other end dropped the accent and laughed maliciously.

"Yup. Got some new stuff though, no one even realized they were gone. I'll show ya when you come to visit… Well, you know what you visit…" said the voice darkly. Bakura sighed.

"Alright then, See you in a few weeks." Said Bakura.

"Bye luvverrrrr…" purred the voice.

"So long Ishizu…" chuckled Bakura as they hung up. He was about to go back to reading when he heard the doorbell ring. "Who the hell could that be?"

Sighing and reminding himself to remember to remember when Ryou got back from Yugi's, Bakura walked to the door and looked out the keyhole.

"Wait…" said Bakura as he smacked his forehead and looked out the peephole. There was a bouncing brown haired boy wearing goggles waiting "attentively".

"Bakuraareyouthere?" asked the boy, and Bakura recognized the accent, even through the speedy speech.

"Valon…? What the hell do you want?" asked Bakura as he opened the door.

"Weeell…" started Valon, trying desperately to make his speech hearable. "IIIIiiiiiineeeeeeedddddddsssssooooooommmmmmmeeeeeeeewwwwweeeeeaaaaaapppppppoooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssss. FFFFFFffffooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssssssttttttttttttaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"

"I got it, I got it…" muttered Bakura, who did not want to hear any more of slow-fast speak from the bouncing Australian. He walked into his secret room, followed by Valon. Bakura tossed him some paintball guns and rifles used by one of the only humans he did not hate, Launch of Dragon Ball Z. Plus a ton of ammo for all his weapons, along with some cool hi tech glasses that could shoot too. "Now get the hell out of my house!"

Bakura walked the fully loaded Valon and kicked him, literally, in the butt and out of his house.

"I wonder what he's going to do with that…?" said Bakura thoughtfully. He glanced at his hot chocolate sitting on his coffee table. Or now… Empty mug… "That Ra damned… He drank my precious! Oh well, if I make more, it'll be even hotter… Mmm… Burning… Hot… Like Ishizu… Mmm… Ishizu…"

Bakura blinked. Once. Twice. Then ran to call the travel agency and get to Egypt as soon as possible.

End The Second Chapter
Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion