When Valon Attacks!
Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!
Genre: Humor/General
Written by: Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion
Sevetenks: Welcome readers, to my newest story! It won't be long, a few chapters at most. This is my first attempt at any kind of sugar high fic, though they seem popular so I thought I'd give it a whirl. I would just like you to know, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any of the shows I used in the prologue. But I do own myself, who makes a short appearance in the first chapter!
Chimon: Yup. What's up? Well, here's the next chappie.
When Valon Attacks! Ch3: To Kaiba Corp!
Valon got on his motorbike and revved the engine, then sped off towards Kaiba Corp. The next part in his brilliant sugar high plan was about to commence!
"Hmm…Commence!Ididn'tknowIknewthatword!Iamsosmartit'samazing!" exclaimed Valon. He looked thoughtful for a moment. "IwonderwhatthatwierdfoodIatewas.Itfeltgoodthough,Ifeelsofullofenergy…It'ssonew!IcannotbelieveI'venevereatenfoodlikethatbefore!"
"SHUT UP!" yelled someone across the street, whom Valon glared at the man, who was very large, as he continued driving. "YOU STUPID BIKER FREAK!"
"Whydon'tyouuuuuuuushutupoldman?Afterall,Iamquitebusyrightnow,Idonotneedsomefatguyyellingatmetahslowdown,sogoscrewDartzyablimp!" retorted Valon as he sped by. He shook his head. "Still…WhyamItalkinglikethisbutcanstillendingsetancesin '…' Iwonder.Ohwell,IsupposeaslongasmyultimaterevengeforbeingmeantomeeventhoughI'magoodguynowplanworks,everythingwillbeaok!"
Valon shook his head as Kaiba Corp. came into view. He had once seen Mokuba like the way he way acting before, so he needed to know if he was sick or not, before going along with his almighty plan. Plus Kaiba Corp. might have some more weapons for him…
Parking in the Kaiba Corp. Garage, he ran as fast as he could to the Kaiba Mansion. Upon reaching the gates, he pulled out some armor cards, and leapt right over the gates, his armor disappearing back into the cards as he landed, and ran towards the door.
"Hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello!" repeated Valon over and over again as he banged on the door. The door snapped open revealing a disheveled Seto Kaiba and Kisara, his fiancée. Behind them ran Mokuba.
"Oh, it's one of those DOOM guys…" muttered Seto as he stormed off, followed by Kisara. Had Valon taken the time to notice, he would have wondered why Seto was wearing boxers, belts and collars, and Kisara in black leather, but he was focussing on asking Mokuba what was wrong with him.
"Ssssssooooooooo…" started Valon, trying very hard to be understood and not run up and down the stairs that Seto and Kisara had previously just gone up. "IIIIIIiiiiiiiioooonnnnncccccceeeeeeeessssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuuullllllllllliiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss.WWWWWwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee?"
"Um…." Stammered Mokuba. "Did you say 'I once saw you like this. What's wrong with me?'"
"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!" cheered Valon happily, doing a little dance. "AmIsick?IatesomewierdsweettastingstuffthatwasgoodbutIneverhadanythinglikeitbefore!AmIgonnagobyebyeandmeetmymommieanddaddy?
'And from what Seto told me, those DOOM guys never went anywhere… Bet this is his first sugar high…' thought Mokuba dryly. "Well, you aren't sick and you aren't going to die. You just had too much sugar, which was in all that weird food you ate. Oh, and take this money and get off my property before I call the cops."
"OkaythanksMokuba,youbetterstayawayfromyourbrother,he'sbuuuuuuusyyyyyyyyifyoucatchmydrift.Thanksfortheinfoandmoney,bye!" with that said, Valon left Mokuba, who was trying to figure out what had just been said, and once again used his armor cards to leap the gates, but this time he left his armor on. He looked quite threatening with the paint bomb belt, ammunition draped across him, and the many guns he had somehow managed to keep carrying throughout his crazy journey, though looked slightly less with the bag of money hoisted over his back. He attached it to his bike and revved the engines.
Seto Kaiba smirked as he dialed the phone.
"Hello? Yes this is Seto Kaiba. I'd like to report a gun toting maniac trespassing on my property. He's riding a bike, is wearing strange armor, and has a strange device around his wrist." Seto smirked. "Thank you, goodbye."
Seto hung up the phone and sat on his bed. Then he felt two arms wrap around him, he grinned evilly and made sure the phone wasn't off the hook…
End The Third Chapter
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