When Valon Attacks!


Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!

Genre: Humor/General

Written by: Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion


Sevetenks: Welcome readers, to my newest story! It won't be long, a few chapters at most. This is my first attempt at any kind of sugar high fic, though they seem popular so I thought I'd give it a whirl. I would just like you to know, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any of the shows I used in the prologue. But I do own myself, who makes a short appearance in the first chapter!

Chimon: Yup. What's up? Well, here's the next chappie.


When Valon Attacks! Ch4: Jailbreak!

Mai Kujaku and Jonouchi "Joey" Katsuya sat glumly in their jail cells, right across from each other. It was all bars, no walls, so they could see the prisoners next to them and all the way down the rows.

Now, one might asked what the guilty sex crazed woman and her "slave", who were only briefly mentioned in the prologue, were doing in jail? Well, they were in the park, and they were "disturbing the peace" among other things.

Just then, a policeman walked in with a brunette teenage boy. This boy was covered in bruises and cuts, had a strange device on his wrist, and was shaking so much he was vibrating.

As they passed Joey's cell, a duel monster card and a piece of paper drifted through the bars, and Joey grabbed it and noticed the grin on the brunette's face. He looked at the paper, which had doodles all over it, but scribbled on there was: "Hey mate! Use this, get outa 'ere and have some fun with Mai, alright? Your pal, Valon."

"Lord of the Red…?" stammered Joey in a low whisper. Suddenly he realized what Valon had planned, and leaned back and waited.

Back with Valon, the guard was getting annoyed.

"You know I think this place needs new wallpaper. Hey! You blokes think this place need new wallpaper, cause I think this place needs new wallpaper. Hey, that's a nice tattoo ya got there mate! But seriously though, back to the important stuff. Do you think this place needs new wallpaper?" chirped Valon to a prisoner, who glared at him. The sugar in Valon's blood stream had gone down… Slightly.

"Sir… Calm down do we can get you in here…" stammered the trainee policeman who looked like one of those nerdy cashier workers.

"Ya know what mate? Who's to say I want to go in there? Did you consider I would want to stay out here and get this place some new wallpaper? Or at least stay out here?" asked Valon, tapping his foot so fast it was a blur.

"You were speeding and holding up the Kaiba Mansion. You have to go in there…" stammered the police boy, puffing on an inhaler.

"Who said that? I demand to know, who had the gall to lie about something like that! Why would you think I was doing that? How do I know you aren't lying? Are you lying?" the police boy was sweating and Valon was glaring acusitavely at him. Valon began rapidly poking the boy's chest. "I think you are unqualified for this job, ya sorry little pansy. What I ever do to you to make you want to put me in jail anyway? I didn't do anything to you. I bet none of these people did anything to you! Armor cards activate!"

"What he said!" yelled Joey as both of duelists were covered in armor. The bars all fell down as Valon ran right through the wall, and was followed by all the criminals, save Joey and Mai. The police boy ran away crying for his mommy. Joey tilted his head curiously when Mai started staring hungrily at him and his new attire. "Mai? You alright?"

"Oh yes Master…" said Mai as she whimpered, and Joey found a whole new use for his armor…

MEANWHILE…

Back on his bike, Valon was wearing his armor and humming the Mission Impossible song again. As he started the engine, he heard a yell.

"I OWE YOU VALON!"

Valon smirked to himself.

"You owe me Joey? Well Joey, you shall regret admitting to owing me, because it will be your downfall! For you see, Allister and Raphael were terrible at gambling and owed me very much, and I learned to be the master of being owed stuff! Oh wait, you're the only one that's my friend besides Mai… Oh well, I'll simply bash Yugi on his pointy head instead! Hey, that rhymed!" Valon smiled happily as he began driving when he stopped and his mouth watered. "More of those strange drinks…"

He had just seen his first vending machine. Ra help us.

End The Fourth Chapter
Sevetenks: First of all, the trainee policeman forgot to take away the bag of money Mokuba gave him. Second, I envisioned all of Valon's non-sugar high lines (and some of the sugar high ones too) with his dub-voice, and I suggest you do the same. I laugh my head off hearing him talking about wallpaper. It's funny!

Chimon: … Sometimes you scare me.

Hika-chan: It is true! Hika thinks Valon sounds funny when talking about wallpaper!

Valon: Could ya at least mock me when I'm not around?

Sevetenks/Hika-chan: No!

Chimon/Valon: Sigh… Review please…

Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion