When Valon Attacks!


Summary: DOOM has been disbanded, Dartz is dead, and its all thanks to Bakura! Now, what will the world do when a bored Valon has sugar for the first time in his young life…? Run and hide of course!

Genre: Humor/General

Written by: Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion

Here it is, The Big Ending that I will be killed for. No, there won't be a sequel (maybe…), but keep a look out for my next Yu-Gi-Oh! humor story, Bakura Takes Over Anime! (still in progress, don't get hopes up)


When Valon Attacks! Ch5: The Big Ending


"I WAS SAILING ALOOOOOOOOONG! ON MOONLIGHT BAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" sang Valon as he leapt from car to car, and had replaced the bag of money, which the police had forgotten to take, with a bag of soda, and was drinking it as he used his armor covered body to play a sick perversion of hopscotch on top of cards in traffic. With a loud belch, Valon stopped on a bus. "A B C D E F G! H J K L M N O P! HEY! That song had PEE! What kinda pervert sticks PEE in a children's song?"

Valon did not notice the crowd gathering around him, but instead he ripped off one of the side mirrors of the bus he was on and stuck it on his helmet (Armor card, not motorbike)

"BANANA! BANANA! SING THE BANANA SONG!" yelled Valon as he jumped off the bus and in front of a fruit cart. He picked up a thing of bananas and threw it in the air, then threw the mirror on his helmet like a saw and cut the bananas in half. "YAY! SING THE HALF BANANAS SONG!"

"Hey, man! Thata wasa my lasta banana! Mama mia, how could youa do somethinga like that to mea?" sobbed the owner of the fruit cart as he ran away crying hysterically.

"Wow! That guy was Italian! Hey Italian guy! Are you Italian?" yelled Valon as the sobbing man ran away. "Oh well! Sing the Oh well song! OOOOOO! Oh well… You broke maaaaaaaaaaaaaaw heart… HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUU?"

Valon sang happily while drinking soda, until he realized he had arrived at his destination.

"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!" roared Valon, just as something deep inside him began to take effect. "Time for my revenge!"

And just as Valon opened the door to the game shop, his sugar high finally came to a climactic ending. He passed out right on top of Shizuka and Yugi. Well, Shizuka inside Yugi's clothing, they hadn't stopped their "Free Porn" yet.

Well, Valon lay there dead to the world, Yugi and Shizuka didn't notice, and Yami, Ryou, and Anzu got bored and moved Valon onto the street, where he lay sleeping peacefully, while two hormonal teenagers made sweet sweet love. (oO)


The End

End the Fifth and Final Chapter


And that is the end. Bye bye now, leave a review on your way out!

Sevetenks, the Ultimate Fusion