Satisfaction is the Death of Desire
By: Haruka-chan

AN: OMG! How long it has been since I have updated! Anyways sorry about the long past due update, I have been so busy that I didn't get a chance to write this up. Anyways I love you guys who reviewed! 19 reviews for one chapter too good to be true! As always sorry for the spelling and grammar; though this chapter is probably very suckie I hope you Enjoy!

Chapter 2: Wit, Wise, and Practical advice for the stupid

She lay in bed thinking of the events of the night, how strange that she found herself enjoying the little outing with that arrogant self centered jerk, and his big-breasted sister. Turning to her side, she recalled the two of them dancing to the beat of the music, and the question she had asked that even she didn't think would help her understand the moron.

"No I don't have to, the answer is I have always had so much." She repeated what he had said to her. "Of course I'm sure you weren't denied anything, that spoiled brat."

Almost as if the thought of thinking about him even past the time she needed to think about him was out of the question, she sat up, he was such an idiot, making her promise him that she would have lunch with him, of course she was going to make an excuse not to show up, it was quite unavoidable really, it was simply that she agree or he wouldn't let her go home, of course she could have easily called Walter or the police and report harassment, but in her little heart she felt the jerk was already going to end up in court in a couple of weeks, she didn't want to add to the list to shit he did.

"I'm thinking way too much about the idiot, now I need sleep." She looked at the grand clock which sat in the corner, which read 3:30 a.m. she had gotten home about an hour ago, to her surprise Walter opened the door and smiled at her, leading her slowly towards the kitchen and handing her a glass of milk and when she was finished with that he took her to her room where he had already laid out her pajamas, he smiled.

"Good night Miss. Integral." He said and was gone.

"Why was everyone acting so strangely there has to be something going on in the universe are the planets aligned or something?" she asked as she stared at the blue stain on the drapes that covered the top of her canopy bed.

Alucard just happen to be in the same position as her, only his thoughts were much easy to come and go after all he was young with hormones like rabbits. He laid on his back with a cigarette between his lips, thinking about the ice princess who he met just that morning who just happen to be stamped into his brain and that hardly ever happened, come to think about it he hardly ever thought of a female more then 30 seconds before he had her dancing in the palm of his hands, but this one kept jumping off! Every time he thought he had her that night at the club, she would just surprise him by saying something or doing something, was it pissing him off? A little, but he liked it, he liked her feistiness.

Standing and walking towards the window, he smiled when he looked back at his large bed, and the image of the ice princess just sitting there with her eyes filled with passion, moaning his name came to mind. Damn did he want her?

Tomorrow was another chance to win her over, and he was sure that at least by Sunday he was going to have her here. Smiling at the thought he walked slowly over towards the kitchen, where he just happened to stumble upon his sister and his friend eating each other's faces. He wondered if he should interrupt or just walk past them, pick up the bottle of wine and walk back to his room. Shrugging he walked towards the large wine holder, where about twenty bottles were present, he picked out the bottle of red wine and a glass and walked towards the door. "Have a good night Seras, Pip." He said as he walking up the stairs, he couldn't help but make them jump, surly if their maid saw her she would have had a heart attack.

Laughing he made it to his bedroom, there wasn't anyone in the house, their father was mostly out on business and their mother was living in Italy for a while, so most of the time it was just Seras and himself that was living at their grand mansion. He didn't care either way, he did what he had to do, and basically did what he pleased. Back to the ice princess Integral.

The birds chirped outside, it was morning already and Integral wanted to shoot the little bastards, what was this snow white? No this was a Saturday morning where she would love to kill the little noisy pieces of shit. Sitting up under her covers almost creating a tent for herself.

"I should kill those-" she was interrupted when there was a knock on her door, and soon Walter walked in.

"Good afternoon Miss. Integral." He said. "My what a wonderful tent."

Integral groaned and would have said something to annoy the man, which she hardly ever succeeded in, if not for the additional voice, which sent her heart plunging to her stomach almost killing, it's liveliness in the acid.

"Well looks like the ice princess slept in." Alucard had gone there to pick her up for their lunch, when Walter the butler informed him that she was still in bed, wishing to see how she looked when she woke up he followed the old man up to her room, and was he pleased he did.

"What are you doing in my house, let alone in my bedroom!"

"Don't tell me you forgot about our date." He stated smiling at her, as she stepped of the bed, in a large cotton nightshirt that came up to her knees. Damn she was hot.

Integral pushed her hair back and glared at Walter for allowing this monster to follow him up. "Walter how did he get into the house? And why did you let him come up to my bedroom?"

"It's not his fault, it's actually my fault, and so if you must be angry with someone let it be me." Alucard was having away too much fun from this then he originally thought.

"Get out. The lot of you." Stated Integral standing now with her arms folded over her chest. "I want to get dressed."

"Very well I shall leave you to it." Said Walter.

"Walter take this pervert with you."

Alucard could have laughed if she wasn't serious; this has to be the first time he got kicked out of a girl's bedroom, by the girl. "I'll wait for you."

"Then you'll just die waiting, because I have things that I need to take care of." Stated Integral waiting for him to leave, "get going I have a meeting with my father and then I have some unfinished work that I must take care of, so I'm afraid that I won't have time to go out."

"Actually Miss. Integral your father had a meeting so he has left you to yourself and wished you the best on your date." Stated Walter.

"Thank you for helping Walter." She couldn't believe what was going on, why was god doing this to her? She went to church and never committed any sort of crime or offense to anyone, why was she suddenly being punished like this? "Just get out!"

Once she heard the door closed she felt as if she needed to scream, kill something, more like someone. Walking towards her bathroom, she weighed her options, which were to kill herself or go out with the idiot who was going to kill her one way or the other. "I don't have much of a choice."

Dressing quickly in a pair of jeans and tee shirt she walked down stairs, she was sure that the idiot was doing something with one of the maids, or even Walter. Once she was in the common room she saw Alucard sitting with the book she was reading perhaps earlier yesterday before his sister dragged him away to some club, where she was tortured and gagged. Ok so it really didn't happen that way but she wasn't far off. "Ok listen I just remembered that I have huge amount of work that I have go over so, leave me alone and go away. The next time I see you out side of school is when I take your sorry ass to court, now get out of my house."

Alucard calmly stood before he came to stand in front of her, "don't you look cute; I wonder what kind of underwear you have on."

"Bunnies and ducks!" Integral answered.

Alucard smirked, the girl was completely unscrewed, ha that was a thought there she was so innocent that not even she could tell that she was in desperate need of a good fuck. And he was the right man for the job; he was going to make her world rock, by the end of this weekend for sure. "Now ice princess you promised me that we'd have a date and that's why I came here with vigor, for a wonderful day out doing what ever you want to do."

Integral looked at him as if she was about to throw up from his disgustingly retarded answered, "anything I want huh? Ok fine I want to go the park, and get on the Mary go around."

'This bitch is crazy, but hell she's hot.' Thought Alucard as he thought of what he should say to rid the Mary go round. "Anything you want ice princess."

'Ok this psycho is not running out of here something is not right…hmm' Integral looked at him, "and after that I want to go to down town London, and I want you to sing in my favorite café."

'What!' Alucard smiled and shrugged, "anything to win your heart."

'What!' Integral racked her brain for something horribly fucked up to do to the bag of testosterones standing in front of her with an arrogant smile. "Ok and after that we can watch that Ballerina movie that just came out yesterday, I have this thing for children's movie, but we must go wearing the shirt and cap like true fans."

'Ok she's seriously pushing it, but no one says no to Alucard.' He sighed and threw his hand up in the air, "ok you win we'll go in shirt and cap as well."

'What! Oh god what is happening here?' she gave him a indifferent look and nodded, "fine let's go, but that's just the beginning, there is so much more planned for the day."

"Sure we'll do all that you want but first let's go get something to eat I was so eager to meet you for our date I forgot to eat anything." He said leading her towards his car.

"How do I know that's safe?" she asked looking at his nice ride, but of course she wasn't going to make things easy.

"It's safer then anything you've been in." he answered as he opened the door for her to get in.

She rolled her eyes as she took a seat and waited for him to get going so she could annoy the shit out of him.

He smiled as he watched her play with her lunch; she was adorable in her stern glare and her obvious show of dislike for him, if he had to guess the girl hardly ever got out, unless it was for something she truly needed. "So tell me about yourself."

Integral looked at him with a 'please don't pull my leg' sort of look, "You've got to be joking if you think that I'm going tell you anything you could use to black mail me."

Alucard threw his head back and laughed, "god your paranoid, what do you think I'm some kind of a monster or perhaps a devil's servant?"

Integral cocked an eyebrow, "your kidding me, the devil will probably be smart enough to mess with a psycho like you, I mean while most demented young man cling to one person you tend to do the opposite, I bet if you found out that the devil was actually a woman, you would journey to hell just to get her laid."

"So you have me all figured out is that it?" he asked as he watched her bite the greens of her salad. "You think that's all I do, chase after girls and get laid?"

For a second Integral thought of giving him the benefit of the doubt but then realized just how stupid that seemed, "of course that's what I think, the day you become a one woman man, I will sell my soul to the devil and let his take control of my body to kill psychos for his sick pleasure."

"I'll make you a deal ok ice princess, you give me two weeks of your time and I will be the devil that will have you running around killing psychos." Said Alucard as he leaned in to her.

"Wow whole two weeks? Damn here I was thinking that perhaps it would take you about two days to change my mind, it's good that you know a challenge when you see it, but two weeks of my time wasted on you is like eating twenty hamburgers and becoming extremely large, with no self control." She answered as she looked at him through her round glasses.

Alucard sat back and watched as she looked at him with a arrogant smile on her lips, she was like the female version of him, only she opt to shooting men down rather then enjoying herself, "why don't you take a chance on me, and what are you backing down from the challenge, if in two weeks you are not head over in love with me, then I promise that I will not bother you any longer."

Integral would have loved calling about the horse race about now, and tell them about her situation and see what are the chances of her winning this bet, of course she was sure she wouldn't fall in love with an idiot like him, but still there was that confident smile he wore, she glared at her mind for shutting down in the moment that she needed it most. "No."

"No?"

"Yes, no I will not lower myself to one of the seven sins of life by betting my life away." She answered.

"Oh so you do believe that I will win, how ironic."

"No! I don't think that you will win, I will not waste two weeks of my valuable time going out with you for no reason when I know nothing good will come out of it."

"You never know something good might come out of it, I mean come on just two weeks."

"No. Your just not the best sales man I have met, perhaps if that boy from the club asked me, I might have given him a chance to ruin my life for a week or two but you, no."

Alucard found himself glare at that small fact that she was smiling at that guy from the club last night, but to bring him up and say that she was going to give him a chance was just uncalled for and it was pissing him a little more then he liked, "ok ice princess whether you agree or not I won't leave you alone until you come to me and tell me that your in love with me."

"Yes I see that happening soon, next to me getting a tattoo reading I love Lucifer, get real you idiot and leave me alone, go try your dry ticks on idiotic girls that it worked on so far." Integral was about to stand when he stopped and brought

TBC

AN: I know it's a bit short but I promise the next chapter will kill you as you get a wonderful scene of Alucard riding the Mary go round and much more hilarious situations insures! Please review I love hearing from you all.