Once upon a time...Sugar and Spice

By: Haruka-chan

AN: So very sorry that I didn't update for months, just been so busy that I didn't get a chance but now here is chapter 7 Enjoy!

The Sun in my eyes…Chapter 7

The next morning the three beautiful princes got up to put their new plan in action but not before spending some time in front of the mirror making themselves irresistible, they headed down to the dinning hall were only Kikyou was present looking through a book of what shall not be named. They looked around, found the servants looking at them as if in question.

Kikyou finally looked up and smiled. "Well good morning to our guest please take a seat and enjoy," she said showing of the 10f long table filled with all sort of things.

They smiled and sat down.

"Where are the other princesses?" asked Sesshoumaru.

"Well I would tell you if I knew or cared," she said not looking up.

Inu-yasha chewed his bagel wondering where they might be, when he heard one of the servants.

"The princesses asked for their necessary weapons for the hunt"

"Weapons?" asked Sesshoumaru.

"Hunt?" asked Inu-yasha.

"What?" asked Miroku.

They looked to where they were running around carrying a rather large boomerang, a bow and arrows, and two swords. Inu-yasha grabbed another piece of toast before getting up, followed by Miroku. Sesshoumaru however sat calmly sipping his tea, her took his time cleaning of his lips, and then gracefully like a swan got up to be on his way. They followed the servants to the stables where they saw the princesses in another light. There they stood in their gown petting the horses.

Rin wore a gown with cutout sides that revealed her tanned skin. Turquoise and copper beads enliven the tan mesh thin strap gown. Deep open lace-up back showed her back seductively. She had her hair down blowing in the wind like the horse she was petting.

"He is just a sweetheart isn't he?" asked Rin looking at Kagome.

"He sure is" said Kagome as she walked towards the horse. Her ice blue satin gown with a beaded organza overly cut at an angle with a scalloped hem with a halter neck. She smiled almost as if she wasn't the evil princess with the fire burning in the background. "I think we should probably get ready for our ride," said Kagome pushing her hair out of her face.

Sango nodded as she pulled another horse out of the stables, her pink mesh with re-embroidered appliqués bedecked with rhinestones and bugle beads gown blowing in the wind, her hair done up in a high pony tail. "We have sometime before we go," said Sango.

"Let me ask you a question" started Inu-yasha.

"Yea?" Miroku.

"Are those the same princesses we were bad mouthing just the night before?" asked Inu-yasha.

"Yes"-said Sesshoumaru.

"You have to be shitting me" said Inu-yasha as he stared at Kagome, yeah she looked good in a towel, but she looked even better with clothes on, and forget about how she would look without anything.

Kagome finally noticed the princes who stood some feet away probably out of fear. She nudged Rin in the side to make her look, and Sango followed.

"Look whose up" heard Sesshoumaru.

"I'm surprised they actually showed up," said Kagome.

"Guys can we just go, we have things to do" said Sango.

"Hey wait," said Inu-yasha.

"What can we do for you your highnesses?" said Kagome bowing.

"What's with the formalities?" asked Inu-yasha.

"I'm afraid a proper princess must address her lord with respect," she said with clenched teeth.

"Lord? Respect?" asked Miroku. "Did you guys have something to eat this morning?"

"Why of course Lord Miroku, we wanted to be in our best mood to greet our guests," said Sango with a smile that was brighter then the sun.

Rin bowed, "Is there anything you need Lord Sesshoumaru?" she asked.

"Need?" he asked.

"Yes do you 'desire' anything?" she asked trying her best not to punch him in the eye and give him a pretty black and blue to go with that gold, it wasn't that she didn't like the man, no it was that he said things that pissed her off, and beside he made fun of her laugh.

"Princess Rin Lord Deveraux asked for you in the castle it seems he is here to 'claim' you" said the servant confused.

"Really?" asked Rin. "Tell him I will be there shortly."

"Yes my Lady,"

Sesshoumaru wondered whom this Deveraux was and would he in his right mind want to claim her, she was just so strange to be married to.

"I was just asking! Don't go back to being a bitch, not that it would be a problem" said Inu-yasha.

"God who would have thought you would be annoying as hell first thing in the god damn morning!" yelled Kagome with steam coming out her ears.

"My Lady Prince Kouga is here to ask you to a walk" said the servant.

Kagome sighed and rubbed her temple. "I'm surrounded by idiots," she mumbled. "Tell him that I'm busy um washing my hand, and can't take a walk," said Kagome.

"Kagome?" called the all to familiar male voice.

Kagome smiled at the approaching man. Inu-yasha raised an eyebrow at her. She ignored him and walked towards the man with her arms wide open.

"Prince Kouga how enthralling to see you" she said.

"Yeah you too" he said. "How about I carry you of to my place for some fun" he asked with a smile.

"Oh silly Kouga you got me confused with Kikyou again didn't you?" asked Kagome laughing.

Kouga laughed nervously "Yeah sorry about that."

"What a cold hard bitch" mumbled Inu-yasha.

Kagome laughed like a fanatical animal. 'I bet he wouldn't know Kikyou and me apart even if we were standing next to each other smoking oregano.' thought Kagome.

"So how about that walk?" he asked.

"Um I can't I am accompanying Prince Inu-yasha around the area" said Kagome.

"You would leave me for him?" asked Kouga.

"Yes I would, why don't you ask Kikyou on that walk, and pretend that it's me" said Kagome.

"Um ok" he said walking away.

Inu-yasha watched him follow the servant to the other princess. This kingdom could be Disney world on a more rated R level, where all the fairies smoked and the princesses don't wait for their princes instead they stab them in the back when they are not looking. "What an idiot."

"Your no better so shut it up and get your horse cause were going riding," said Kagome.

Inu-yasha smiled slyly "Oh now you want to go riding? I suppose your going in that gown of yours, won't you fall and break your pretty little neck if you get wrapped up in that, what are those sheets?"

Kagome had veins popping in places that it wasn't possible for them to be popping up and she had her hand fisted on the saddle straps, but smiled through gritted teeth. "Or I can just go on the ride myself, I really don't need you to come with me, I mean you probably have better things to do such as jerk off and chase the maids around, I mean I understand young man have such hormones theses days."

Inu-yasha glared at her as he pulled the reins of her saddles and hoisted himself up behind her, Kagome felt something hard on her behind and blushed slightly at the thought of what it might be. He leaned in behind her and whispered in her ear, "Oh yea, the hormones just fill up a young man, but that ensures more pleasure on the part of the princess."

"You pig head!"

"Glad to be one"

"Someone give me a sword so I can cut his very vital part to make children with"

"Go ahead and try it's so very hard and throbbing that I doubt that a sword can cut through it."

Kagome shook with anger as she kicked the horse on the side lightly telling it to move forward. Inu-yasha smiled happily as she mumbled things such as 'stupid ass hole, jerk, and dick weed' and some others that he didn't quite understand, must have been some other language.

"Why do you insist on staying here, I thought we made it clear to you that we didn't want you here!" said Kagome as she rode into the forest.

"You made it clear to me that you wanted me, but you never said 'get out' just threw hints which we choose to ignore, you see princess you and your cousins have this feisty attitude that we like, and we wouldn't mind seeing what you have planned for the next seven weeks" said Inu-yasha kissing the side of her neck.

"Would you stop that you idiot!?"

"No."

"I said stop it there I gave you a command straight out!"

"Tell me something who was that wolf?"

"You mean Kouga?"

"Yea that idiot."

"Shut up! He is an idiot that started to follow me around two years back, and confused Kikyou for me a couple times so he thinks I slept with him."

"Did you ever sleep with anyone?"

"Yes I slept with many people."

"Who?"

"Let see I slept with Dracula, and umm who is else was on my list of men to fuck?"

"Kagome"

"What Inu-yasha?"

They stopped the horse and looked at each other, he was holding her in the most possessive way, that Kagome almost thought he wasn't after her virginity. But hey she wasn't a virgin when you think about it, she had mental sex with many people, they just didn't know that she was having sex with them, that tends to happen when your licking your lips but in your mind your licking other things.

Kagome laughed inwardly at her thoughts, which would label her a mental whore with a problem to match, did it make sense at all?

"Kagome."

"What Inu-yasha? What? What? Wha-" ok so he knew how to silence her and his lips helped with the process, ok so now they were making out, and they were in a forest that well hey were alone and they could what ever they wanted if they wanted to, of course she didn't want to do anything, no of course not. So she started to hum while he was kissing her.

"Is that Mary had a little lamb?" asked Inu-yasha as he pulled away when he felt the vibration of sound. Hell the girl was driving him crazy.

"No that was Harry had a little champ, hey can I name your penis?" asked Kagome as she looked behind at his groin.

"No."

"Ok I think piffle princess, or maybe sexy diva Stella."

"No, No, No, you don't name my penis shit like that, this is Inu-yasha Jr."

"O so you already gave it a name, and so the title of Jr, goes to him huh?"

"You know your one strange bitch."

"Hey speaking of do you have a tail or maybe something furry like Sesshoumaru, I mean I found furry things totally erotic!" he exclaimed.

"The only furry thing you'll find on me is my ears, that was a mistake at that"

Kagome laughed out, "So you're trying to say that you were suppose to be a girl? Do you have any holes?"

"God damn it!"

Sango was out in the training area throwing her boomerang around when Miroku decided that he wanted to be target. Ok so he didn't decide willingly, maybe he just threw it at him…not by mistake but maybe by mistake, she knew he was coming towards her, but hey the sun was in her eyes….so that doesn't count.

Hell they were suppose to be all sweet and ass kissy but she couldn't get out the frustration of the control he had over her, all he had to do was touch her in a certain area for her to come, and that was just a violation of code: force of self-absorptions, ok so she had no idea what the hell she was taking about, but it sound cool to say at that moment to herself.

"Sango!"

"Sorry didn't see you coming, the sun you know so high got in my um eye, sorry!"

"It's all right…um can I help you with your throwing or something?"

"Hey why don't we do push ups?"

"Push ups?"

"Well you guys are here to train and indirectly woo us to fall in love with you guys right?" asked Sango.

"I guess, sure why not, I mean hell your right." He said getting down to do his first few push ups.

"Ok you busy yourself with that, while I aim my boomerang at nothing in particular."

"Is that going to fly after me again?"

"No, no of course not, I told you that the sun got in my eyes, why would I want to hit you?' asked Sango laughing.

"Go push ups with me,"

"Ok well have a contest to see who can do more ok let's starts!" she said getting down on her stomach and pushing herself up, a couple of times, as Miroku watched her for a second before he was following after her. "I already did 10!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did while you were staring me I did 10 ha!"

"Ok so you did, but I'll still catch up!" he exclaimed as he push himself harder.

"Hey can I touch your fur thingy?" asked Rin as she sat in the garden with Sesshoumaru with her.

"No"

"Come on!"

"No"

"Please, pretty pretty please, with bunnies and kittens, and all things furry!"

"No"

"Come on please, please, let me touch it!"

"No"

"I want to touch it please?"

"No"

"Does it feel like good?"

"What?"

"Does it feel good to be surrounded by the furry thing."

"Yes if you must know."

"Can I just have a feel?"

"No, I'm very sensitive" god what a big mistake!

"Oh so the furry thing is apart of you? Can I touch it!"

"Lady Rin no!"

"Come on Lord Sess, or should I call you fluffy from now on!"

"Fluffy? Did you get that from Inu-yasha."

"No but come on before I tell my grandchildren stories about the mean Youkai that I met that didn't let me touch his furry thing, is it like attack of the furry thing in battles?"

"I thought you weren't ever mating."

"get real like I'll die a virgin! So anyway do you like grab people with the furry thing and like let them feel the wrath with it's softness and it's warmth?"

"Where do you get these ideas?"

"I don't know they just pop up, can I touch it now?"

"Are you going to shut up if I let you?"

"I'll try."

"Very well, touch it."

Rin placed her hand on the furry thingy that looked like a boa, she smiled instantly pulling on the thing nearly chocking Sesshoumaru in the process.

"Oohhh it's so soft," she cooed jumping on his lap and running her hand all over it.

"I almost feel like lying on top of it naked!"

"Don't"

"It's the attack of the furry thing! How pretty your hair will look with flowers in them, can I bride flowers in your hair, and then we could skip down the meadow."

"Dear gods!"

"Come of fluffy!"

If the gods were kind and merciful then they will kill him right now before he is striped naked serving the girl wine, and kissing her hands and feet on all four, god he felt like such an ass. Nope the gods were having just way too much fun watching them being striped of pride and manhood.

TBC

AN: I know very short but already working on chapter 8! I will have it out soon promise! I just put this crap up so I didn't feel guilty for not updating a while, hehehe. Please excuse this piece of crap.