Ok, this is the second installment to Endless Randomness. It is Hwoarangs' turn! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't own Tekken.

Ok, lets get started! The setting is Hwoarangs' garbage tip...sorry, I meant home. Enjoy!

The phone rings. Need less to say: it was his Phillips Savvy 1998 mobile phone.

Caller (otherwise known as Jin): Hello?

Hwoarang: Piss off, Jin.

Jin: Oh damn. You found out who I was. Oh well. Cya, CARPET MUNCHER!

Hwoarang: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME, PANSY?

Jin: I CALLED YOU A CARPET MUNCHER!

Hwoarang: You're as camp as a row of pink tents, you know that Jin? (This is Australian slang for gay, by the way. And also, Im an Australian! )

Jin hangs up. Hwoarang swears at the click and decides to put some music on. Snoop Dogg and Justin Timberlake's new song "Signs" comes on and Hwoarang starts dancing to the song and yet doesn't realise that he has only got his underwear on. Soon, a huge crowd of screaming girls gathers at the glass- less window. He sees Jin standing there laughing and looks down. And unleashes the biggest torrent of swear words you will ever hear!

Hwoarang: GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY YOU PANSIES!

Jin: Property? I believe your dump of a house is on MY premises!

Hwoarang: Is not!

Jin: Is too!

This continues on until they start fighting. Soon everybody joins in and a policeman (who is otherwise known as Kazuya) arrives and starts beating the shit out of Jin. Soon after approximately 47 hrs, 59 minutes and 59 seconds everybody gets bored and decides to leave. They eventually decide to raid Jin's house ( but only leave with 5dollars that was Lee's pocket money.)

Meanwhile, Jin and Hwoarang decide to have a street fight- in the mall. Yet once they arrive at the mall, they saw Police Officer Kazuya, and decided to hang out with him.

Ok, that's the end of the torment of Hwoarang. Enjoy! And Review!