Let's just say that everything and anything is possible.
"Really, Ron, incest isn't as bad as it seems, you ought to try it sometime."
"Yea, like with me, or George, or Ginny?"
"No, no, Ginny isn't ickle Ronnie's type at all, but Percy?"
"You've got to be kidding me, they-"
"Besides the fact that you two are completely off your rockers, when did I ever say I was interested in…in-"
"Yes, yes, "incest", just spit it out Ron, and don't pretend now, we've been watching our littlest brother grow up all these years and I have to say, you haven't grown much-"
"Where it matters anyways-"
"As I was saying, Fred, I mean Ron, you've got to be honest with yourself, you don't really like Hermione, right?"
"Erm, I-"
"You're actually madly in love with the two of us, and sooner or later-"
"No, no, Fred, it's got to be only one of us-"
"But that's so dull!"
"Actually-"
"And it makes better sense that way, or wait, maybe it doesn't…"
"Of course it doesn't, Fred, back to the subject!"
"Oh, right, what were we talking about, necrophilia?"
"Bestiality…?"
"Pedophilia…?"
"Incest!-"
"Ah, yes, thanks Ron-"
"I mean, no, I'm not interested in incest!
"Then..."
"Not that either! Listen, it was obviously a mistake asking you two about it, so forget it!"
Scraping chair and sneakers pounding up the stairs
"Wonder what his problem was?"
"Oh Fred, it must be that incredibly dazzling, confusing moment every idiot has in his life."
"Could be love,"
"Or Harry,"
"Yup"
They kiss.
