Hello, this is a story, well, actually, this is a parody, on a parody, that we (Arthwen and Den-Blaa-Drage) are writing.
Den-Blaa-Drage, doesn't have a user in here, yet, so we are using Arthwen's. We are both girls, and a little bit crazy perhaps, we talk to ourselves, got a problem with it, we don't care.
Disclaimer: We own nothing, but this story, and Pewel! (and other unknown persons... But we wont tell you who... yet. Muhahaha!)
Apology: This is a parody, please do not flame us, this is only two bored girls, being bored, we do not wish to offend you. (Or maybe, we do? Muhahahah)... cackle
Pewel's Greatest Adventure EVER!
Chap1.
A surprise for Phoebe.
In the early morning, a pretty Wednesday, when the sun shone brightly. A young woman stepped down the stairs in her and her sisters pretty, pink, house. She was wearing a beautiful, purple nightgown.
Her brown hair shimmered in the morninglight. 'I wonder if we got mail this pretty morning?' She thought to herself, not wanting to talk out loud, as she was alone, and we know talking to one self, is crazy.
A plopping sound was suddenly heard in the wintergarden, and the young woman, Phoebe, rushed in there. Because she thought it was the usually morning, demonattack.
But soon she realized that this was only much worse, it was: Assassinmaster Pimboli! 'Damn it', she thought to herself, not wanting to talk out loud, even though she was not alone anymore.
"Haha," Assassinmaster Pimboli cackled as he jumped on the table. "I am here to ruin your watches!" – ruining watches was Assassinmaster Pimboli's job, and he enjoyed it. "Ha-ha-ha", he continued, suddenly realizing he was alone, talking to himself, which we all know means that he's crazy. "I knew that!" he said into blue air. Such a psychopathic man/thing!
Meanwhile Phoebe had run upstairs to wake the other Halliwell sisters. "Paige, Piper, Assassinmaster Pimboli is here! He wants our clocks!"
"Don't fear, Pewel's here!" somebody outside the house suddenly said, but no one heard her, as the door closed and it was early in the Wednesday. A very pretty Wednesday morning, by the way.
The new girl, Pewel, entered the Manor. "Hullo, Assassinmaster Pimboli. We meet again."
Assassinmaster Pimboli screamed a very girly scream followed by a "You! I thought I left you with the giant squid!"
"You did! And his name is Joe, and he's, like, really nice!"
"Damn you Pewel and your animalpowers – damn the other powers as well, you powerful girl!"
All the Halliwell sisters ran down the stairs – only Phoebe fell – and they saw the newcomer. Assassinmaster Pimboli narrowed his ugly, yellow eyes, and said, in a very girly voice:"I will be back!" And he left in a misty cloud of pink. It smelled like rotten eggs – and bad perfume.
"Who are you?" Paige asked the girl, who was standing in all her stunningly prettiness, her curls very curly and stuff. She wore sunglasses.
Who was this extremely handsome stranger?
