AN: Any words you don't know, we made up. You can't use them. We will Sue you, or write you into the story, your choice really.

And we're still just having fun, anything you know from Charmed or Hp isn't ours, rest is.

-Who was this extremely handsome stranger?

Phoebe looked at the extremely handsome stranger, who was a girl, and said: "Oh my God, are you, like, who I think you are?"
And the girl, named Pewel, answered: "Yes, I think I am who you think I am, then again, who knows if who you think I am, is who I really am?"

Piper glared at Pewel, her cheeks going into a very ugly shade of red, which you can only see in the summer at some flowers called Gographilaitanoi-flowers. And you better not count on finding any, because Piper ate them all, so people wouldn't know the ugly shade of red from the Gographilaitanoi-flowers, which she knew would make people laugh. And she hated when peopled laughed at her, because that was a very bad thing for Piper.

Paige said: "Hello" and Phoebe answered Pewel: "Are you my long lost daughter that I gave up a long time ago, and aren't you like, supposed to be 35? I know time passes quickly at the Humanitoriatylimo-galaxy."

Pewel pulled out a Pez dispenser and quickly ate a few, "Yes, but you didn't count on me having the power of Pez."

Because, just as Assassinmaster Pimboli said, Pewel was indeed a powerful girl.

Meanwhile, somewhere else, Assassinmaster Pimboli returned to his master, because he felt like it. And even though the title claims that Assassinmaster is the assassinmaster, it is actually not the way things are. There is another master, who's master over the master, and the name of that mastery master is: LordVoldemortTheSource.

And the dark lair was at the moment very pink, as the mastery master(s) were having a slumber party with all the bad demons and death eaters. Even Lucius was there, wearing his wife's new nightgown.

Assassinmaster Pimboli entered, looking very pale and screaming: "Troll in the dungeons! Troll in the dungeons!" – No, not really, he said: "Pewel got me, again." And everybody sighed, very deep sighs indeed, because Pewel had defeated nearly all of them, except for LordVoldemortTheSource.

A small lowly creature with no real use besides being annoying, by the name of Dreed, came limping into the very pink room, now, for real, shouting: "Troll in the dungeons! Troll in the dungeons!" – and everybody went down killing the troll.