I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything here. Stuff in bold is my work, stuff not in bold is my friend Kerry's work. This is a parody of Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Same tune, different lyrics.
Pharaoh got run over by a horse 'n buggy
Walking home from Kaiba Corp that evening.
You can say that can't happen.
But as for the horse and I we believe.
When I helped him up, he had three teeth missing.
I let go of his hand and I broke his back.
Got up then laid him on his bed.
Thirty minutes later he died.
I said we could celebrate!
Then we all said, "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
I danced on his spine…
I laughed as his corpse bounced.
I've been really, really, really, really naughty.
So I hope I get to do it again.
One more time!
Pharaoh got run over by a buggy
Walking home from Kaiba Corp. Christmas Eve.
You can say that is so insane
But as for the horse and I we believe.
He'd been drinking too much eggnog
As he got trampled by the door
I told the door to stop it
He was fine and walked out the door.
Kerry broke his brittle bones in seconds
I still get stitches from that night
I saw his teeth on the ground
And got forty bucks from a fight
I gave the Pharaoh's teeth to charity (Graceful Charity that is)
Who smiled crookedly
He was very, very, very, very giddy
And I still have a boot print from his shoe.
The boot print refers to the kick Pharaoh gave me, Smash Queen, after his spine was danced on. If it wasn't exact to the song…who cares! Review please! Running over the Pharaoh is fun, and if its wrong then I never want to be right!
Smash Queen & MarineManiac
