Chapter 2: Enter Dr. Evil.
"Lemon fizz" a very shabbily dressed Dumbledore said to the two gargoyles outside the staircase to his office.
The two gargoyles sprang to life and instead of moving out of the way to reveal the stairs they jumped forward and restrained him against the wall and with pink fluffy handcuffed, Dumbledore couldn't help laughing at these!
Dumbledore woke up with a headache to rival his trip to Ibiza the summer before!
"What's going on?" Dumbledore said to the large blurry shape hunched over him,
"You are in the office of none other of than Dr Evil, in my Utah department."said the mad Dr!
"Why are you holding me hostage? Inquired a very frantic and panicing Dumbledore
"I am holding you hostage because my plan to overthrow the UN by paying the head 1,000,000 didn't work, money just doesn't have that impact on people like it used to! Another reason is I am still peed off that Austin Powers is my brother!" replied Dr Evil.
"Your evilness, the nuclear device that we stole from the republic of minipizzastan is in Hanger." Said a very weary looking number two
"Thank you number two, another reason is that I need you to magic away the ignition codes stopping me from blowing the white-house into a pile of nothingness!" explained Dr Evil
"Wait!" said Dumbledore with a confused face
"How did you find out about the magical world?" asked Dumbledore
"Well it all started when a man called Barty Crouch, what's that face for? Did you know him?" asked Dr Evil
"Well lets just say I am a recent acquaintance of his!" said Dumbledore
"Yes… well he turned my son Scotty into a mushroom!" said a now angry looking Dr Evil.
"I am very sorry for your loss but may I ask how you gained access to the magical world? Asked Dumbledore politely
"Well firstly I brought a young baby here by the name of Tom Marvollo Riddle who came in very useful as he had many secrets locked inside his brain! We came across some difficulties in getting them out though and in the process he became a raving lunatic who killed seven of my guards! This was after we had been experimenting on him for about seven years! We knew it was time to pt him back where he belongs so we released him into an orphanage in London." Explained Dr Evil
"Do you realise that you are in this case responsible for the deaths of about four thousand innocent men, women and even twenty seven CHILDREN YOU STUPID IDIOT!" shouted Dumbledore!
Well, I am sorry for your loss! Said a nervous looking Dr!
