Lady Luck (One-shot)

Disclaimer: I own no characters in this…(Miroku, get back into the closet! Kouga, put on back your clothes!) -cough- story.

"Hey Kagome!"

"Yes, Inuyasha?"

"You look really hot I your school uniform."

"What! Sit Boy!"

CRASH!

"What the hell was that for, wench?"

"For being a hentai like Miroku!"

"Just stating the facts…"

"Excuse, Sango?"

"Yah?"

"You look sexy in your fighting clothes."

BONK!

"…Humph, eat your heart out, Monk. You ain't getting any!"

"Ouch! Hey, that burns!"

"Kagome!"

"Yes Shippo?"

"You look extra pretty in your clothes today."

"Why thank you Shippo! Here's another candy for you."

"Thanks!"

"Sango!"

"Yes Shippo"

"You looked so cool in your fighting stuff today!"

"Really? Thanks Shippo. Here, you could have my lollipop."

"Hey, thanks!"

Why is it that when we say they look good, we get sit to hell and blown off? And all Shippo gets are candy and thank you?"

"I really don't know my friend. Some guys get all the luck dealing with women."

"Feh! Whatever."

"…You going to try again tomorrow?"

"You know I will!"

A/N I thought of the first two paragraphs while doing the laundry, and the rest just came to me along the way.