I'm sorry for waiting so long-anyways, here is the next chapter!

Sick Days

Chapter 5: Oh my god!

Well, as we left off in our last chapter, Sage and Rowen were arguing until the door knob began to jiggle and in stepped...

"Oh no.." Rowen groaned.

"Why me?" He looked towards the ceiling and for a minute Sage thought he was going to cry. He looked so miserable up on that counter.

But back to the funny part!

In through the door stepped, yes, yet ANOTHER horrible, evil, undead fiend! Yes! A Nurse! Oh my god! Everyone run! You're all going to die!

No, seriously.

If you want to be saved get on the floor and pretend your bacon in the pan!

That's right! Sizzle! Sizzle! MWAHAHHA!

O.k., o.k.! We all know your probably getting mad at me, so here ya go-on with the torture!

Rowen groaned. His battered, beat up, sickly body had had just about enough today! I mean, seriously, how much worse could it get?

"I came to get some blood from you Mr. Hashiba." She smiled cheekily; yes the little brat had the nerve to smile!

Rowen, upon hearing this, turned white and began to shake.

"S-Saaaaage!" Sage sighed. Poor Rowen. He hated needles. He hated them with a vengeance! To him all needles were evil creatures from the fiery pits of hell! According to Dante, the philosopher, it was probably the eight level, or was it the ninth? Oh well, he didn't want to muck with it right now! All he knew was that needles were and would forever remain evil!

"Mr.. Hashiba?" the nurse was obviously confused and she held up the needle and syringe blankly. Sage sighed and unfolded his arms and got up from the wall.

"Either you come calmly, or I hold you like a little baby."

"You'll never take me aliiive!" Rowen made a mad dash for the door, using the cupboard to propel himself. The cupboard of course felt and wood went flying as well as glass, pills, cotton swabs, etc, etc.

Sage caught onto Rowen's legs, the later screamed shrilly and they fell in and undignified heap. They grappled for a minute before Sage successfully pinned Rowen on the floor.

"Hurry up!"

"Uh right.." Rowen began to scream at the top of his lungs, hoarsely, shrilly, and sounding much like a girl.

"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!" the nurse 'casually' stuck the needle in and began to draw blood. Rowen's face went paler, showing off his flushed cheeks more.

"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!" the nurse pulled away and by that time Rowen was clinging to sage by not only his arms but his legs as well.

"SHE'S CRAAAAAAAZY!!! CRAAAAZY! LOOK! SHE LOOKS LIKE A DEMENTED CHIPMOOOONK!!!!" he wailed, and Sage finally had to pry him off. Finally he set Rowen on the counter.

"Baby."

"I am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"too!"

"noot!"

"Toooo!"

"NOOOOOT!"

"TOOOOOOO!"

"NOOOOOT!!!"

"NOOOOOT!

"TOO! And that's final!"

A few moments of silence, and then a few choice words could be heard for miles.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A.N. Sorry it took so long! I was having friend troubles!