( A.n : Well, I looove you peoples! I feel soo speaical. I am glad you like it. But anyways could something happen with Stretch and Stella... who knows.
Stretch : I do... I hate her... she is a b-
Me : Don't start, you like her! You know it... so stop it.
Stretch : No... I ...don't... ya damn fleshies and your stupid love! Ah who needs it.
Me : You do... now shut up and let them read this.
Stretch : Woman, don't you tell me what to do. I am getting mighty sick of that! And did you see what she did to me in the kitchen. That was... was...
Me : What you needed.. now shut up!
Sorry people, he is an butthole... as usual... well here is another Chapter... I am sorry if it slow... but I must add all of this... so here... Have fun and please comment... no flames its my first fic.
Chapter 10
Ring…
Ring…
Ring…
"Hello?"
"Why, hello there stranger!"
"Stella! Is that you?" Kat shrieked with girlish delight in her voice.
"Yes, girl, it's me! Missed me?" Stella threw back.
"Of course! Oh my goodness…it's been a while! So, have you had time to relax…and…think?" Kat said with a hit of concern in her voice.
"Well, I can't say I've done much relaxing. Too little time to relax and think too. And I have been thinking a lot Kat…" Stella's voice faded a little into half sadness, "At least now I know that I made the right choice. I could never have gone for Michael. Especially now that I know…"
"Know what?" Kat said, obviously confused, "Don't tell me you met some runaway groom at Whipstaff!" Kat half laughed, wondering if she hadn't guessed right.
"Well, in a way…I guess so…" Stella trailed off in thought…
"Stella! Spit it out!" Kat begged.
"There's nothing to spit. But, anyways, on to more important matters: you didn't exactly let me know there were DEAD PEOPLE living here!" Stella laughed with feigned anger.
Kat busted into laughter of "oh-I-knew-it". "Well, dear, I knew you would think I'd lost it if I just came out and said it. You kind of have to see something like that for yourself. But are the boys treating you well?"
"Well, actually I think you should be worried about how I'm treating the boys!" Stella laughed, "Nah, they're fine. I'm having the most fun I've had in years. I mean, I had forgotten about…about my life until just a while ago. And I thought I had better call you."
Kat was smiling, a thousand miles away, "Well I'm glad you are getting vacation time from life. But how are the boys? It's been so long since I've seen them… I miss them so much... "
"Yea they are...something..." Stella said a little doubt filling her voice
"Uh oh, that doesn't sound good... what happened? Oh, if the Trioare treating you horribly I will march up there and tear them limb from limb I swear! "
"Kat! KAT! Calm down... they are treating me fine. But… Stretch... oh man..." Stella's voice was trailing again.
"STELLA! Stop that! Tell me! What is it?" Kat was a little worried by now…
Stella hesitated for a second, and then took a deep breath, "Well, it's not easy to explain, but…the way I feel. It's bothering me…because..."
" Oh dear lord ...STRETCH? Why?" Kat yelled
Stella busted out laughing, "How do you do that, Kitty Kat? "
"I dunno, I'm just good like that." Kat said seriously, then busted out laughing, joining Stella's slightly embarrassed giggling.
Kat calmed herself, "But STRETCH? Why on earth Stretch?"
"But Kat…I kissed him." Stella said, giggling, just waiting for Kat's response.
"Oh my goodness, you crazy hoochie woman!" Kat busted out laughing, "You kissed him? But he's dead! Then again ya know…I can't talk, I mean, I kissed Casper. But.STRETCH! He's so…RUDE and…vertical." Kat busted into laughter again.
"Well, yes…he is, I won't argue. But I mean, I know that deep down…he's sweet, he's kind…he's…caring… " Stelle began to lose her point at the end.
" Sweetie are we talking about the same guy... I mean ... he was sooo mean, crude, rude, nasty, self-centered, crazy and oh my God, the way he treated Casper! I could straggle him. " Kat said as she make a low growl in her throat.
" Oh gosh, Kat, I think I have lost it. I need to get laid. Because I was just down stairs flirting with a DEAD GUY! I still can't get over that... its soooo... icky feeling. Am I going crazy? " Stella said as she ploped down into an over stuffed armchair.
" Well, yes... but its ok... Now how the hell did this happen? I mean one minute you was freaking out about getting married and the next you are calling me telling me you just put the moves on a ghost " Kat said as a new burst of giggles started.
" Ohhh Kat don't say it like that! " Stella put her head in her hands. " It sounds so weird. What am I going to do. "
" Well, it sounds like you are having fun, so keep doing that. " Kat answered.
" But... " Stella whined into the phone.
" But nothing. Look yes he is a ghost, but hey its new, never been done and so I say go for it. You never know what could happen. " Kat finished.
" Oh but he makes me sooooo mad! He is so cocky and stuff... I hate it... He makes it to were I can't think straight. No man has done that! And he isn't really even a man... anymore. " She finished the last part as a small sigh.
" Look, Stella get over the fact that he is a ghost. My dad said that they still ' feel ' the same ' Things ', understand? I mean he IS still a man. Sorta.So stop worrying. Have fun. I mean, you will come home in a few weeks and never see him again and if Stretch is still the same, which he appears to be, he will forget you too. Ok? Stop worrying! " Kat yelled.
" Ok ok ok. I think I will have fun... loads of it in fact. But besides that, the rest of the boys are wonderful. They are soo funny and they soo much about tv. Don't they ever get out? " Stella said, laughing a little thinking of Stinkie and Fatso watching the soaps.
" Who knows. But Casper... what about him?" Kat said, all to hasty.
" OH, he is wonderful. Soo sweet. I just don't see how he can live here with these three all the time. Its a mad house. But I love it. " Stella began to giggle again.
" I know. Remember I lived there awhile. But yes Casper is a sweetie. I swear sweetie, if ghost didn't age slower than us I would have swooped up Casper back when I lived there. " Kat laughed a little at remember her crush on herOWN dead guy , " I loved him sooo much. Oh Stella.. He probally has forgotten me. I left, to go to college and when daddy left I just didn't see any need to go back... but everyday I wanted him. And everytime I felt a gush of wind on my cheek I thought of him.. he was so sweet... he wanted to keep me and I told him he could... but I left. "
Kat began to cry.
" Oh don't cry, sugar. I know he loves you too. And I am sure he understands. Shhh sweetie, you will upset Vic. Shhh... " Stella whisper to her friend.
" Oh your right, I am sorry. " Kat dried up her tears and began again " So anyways... what are you going to do about Stretch? "
" I am going to show him a thing or two. Bring him down to earth. And find out why him and Casper are so alike yet different. I sense it, Kat. There is something he is hiding. Something that explains him and why he is like he is. "
" Sweetie, Sweetie... you are rambling. And Casper is nothing like Stretch. Forget it. But seriously, if anyone can bring him down to size its you. So go for it. I am holding down the fort here. Your parents are going crazy and Micheal, well Micheal is being Micheal. God, what a bum. All he wanted from you was your daddy's money. Thank God you didn't marry him. " Kat said.
" Yea, I know. Anyways, I think my family will be fine without me, just keep them off track. Ok? Because I think I am going to stay around here awhile and teach one ghost not to mess with fire, because even though he is dead, he will get burned. " Stella began to laugh again.
" Oh baby, burn him good. He needs it! Keep me updated... and I want to talk to Casper next time. Ok? " Kat said sounding a little sad.
" Okay. And you know, I think I need to burn all of them a bit. This wonderful house is a mess. " Stella said looking around the living room.
" Yea, I know. None of us were into cleaning so it stayed that way. Hum... I miss the old house. " Kay sighed.
" Well, I will take care of it. Don't worry. " Stella said as a loud banging sound followed by yelling was heard coming from the kitchen. " And I am going to take care of a certain tall, pale and moody ghost! "
" Go get 'em, honey! " Kat squeeled.
" Will do, c-ya babe. " Stella said.
Stella laid down the reciever, a small smile playing on her lush lips.
" Now, time to whip a dead beat into shape. " She said, the small smile replaced with a wide Watch-out-big-boy-here-I-come smile.
