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Ok, that's done. Now let's get this party started right. (Moonlight Party starts playing on Himizu-chan's Media Player) O-O Okkkaaayyy then... On with the fic!

YYH Cast: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Himizu-chan, Ryouko, and Kitsune: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I'm lazy. Please go back to Chapter 1 if you want a disclaimer.

Chapter 2

Meanwhile, Kitsune and Ryouko were waiting anxiously for Himizu. She was much later than usual. As they sat in Ryouko's kitchen, they heard loud noises from outside. Jumping up, they ran to the door to look. It was without a doubt, the most unusual sight either of them had ever witnessed.

Himizu was riding her bike as fast as her long legs could push the pedals. She kept looking back over her shoulder, apparently terrified. The reason for that soon became obvious as a screaming, yelling Kuwabara came running up the street after her, waving his spirit sword and hurling dire threats. Himizu was turning into the driveway when Hiei, brandishing his katana, blocked her path. Himizu didn't even bother stopping, she simply plowed right over him, leapt off her bike, and hurtled into the house, slamming the door behind her. She was completely winded, barely able to breathe as she collapsed on the floor.

"Where (pant) did (pant)they (pant) come (pant) from (pant)?"

"We could ask you the same question," replied Ryouko, peering out the window at Kuwabara and Hiei, who were now arguing ferociously. Between gasps, Himizu related the harrowing tale of her morning. Kitsune sighed.

"We should have known this would happen. All our dreams, Friday the 13th, the full moon. Why didn't we realize it?"

"Because this kind of thing only happens in a really bad horror movie," grumbled Himizu. "Just my luck, they would have to come to my house."

"Question, Himizu. Why did you catapult Hiei out of the tree in the first place?" asked Ryouko.

"Because he was sitting in one of our trees and if he had broken it, Dad would have killed me. I had to get him out somehow."

"And you let your temper get the better of you and flicked him out of the tree," Ryouko finished with a grin.

"To tell you the truth, I have always secretly wanted to do that," Himizu admitted.

"No wonder they're out for your blood," Ryouko muttered under her breath.

"One thing puzzles me. Where is Kurama?" asked Kitsune.

"With any luck, he's still in his own world," Himizu answered immediately.

"With the luck Himizu has been having today, he'll show up any second and ready to kill her too," Ryouko sniggered.

"Shut up, Ryouko," Himizu snapped. "I can't help it those two freaks hate me."

"Yes it is actually. You insulted them first."

"All right, what should have I done? Let Hiei break a branch off the tree and have my dad ground me for the rest of my life, or do what I did?"

Ryouko was about to reply, when she saw Kuwabara approaching the door, spirit sword raised to strike. "HEY!!! DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She moved forward to open the door.

"Oh no," moaned Himizu.

Then the door was opened. Instead of Kuwabara with an upraised spirit sword or a furious katana-brandishing Hiei, they were met with something totally different. It was Kurama, hands in his pockets, staring at the door as though he was about to reach out to knock. Himizu did a face-fault, as did Ryouko. Kitsune, however, had no hesitation. She flew forward, hugged Kurama happily, and cried out,

"Oh Kurama-kun!!!! You came!!!!! You came too!!!!!"

"Disarm him immediately!" demanded Himizu. Her eyes were narrowed suspiciously. "I don't trust any of them. Where are that psycho fire-demon and that crazy mullet-haired moron?"

"Right behind you, idiot."

"Himizu whirled around. Perched on the dining room table behind her, arms and legs crossed, sat Hiei. Himizu groaned. "I don't feel safe here anymore. Where's Kuwabara?"

"Trying to break in through the back door, oblivious to the fact that the front door is wide open."

"Figures. Ryouko, please close the door."

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"Because Yusuke is walking up to the door."

"That's it! I'm out of here! I'm not staying one more SECOND in this madhouse! I'm going home!" She started towards the door, brushing past Yusuke, but was bowled over by Botan sailing in on her oar. Then Keiko, Yukina, Shizuru, Genkai, and Koenma all trooped in. Then…in came Kuwabara. He paused, obviously torn by killing Himizu and going to embrace his beloved Yukina. In the end, love won. But even as he embraced Yukina, he watched Himizu out of the corner of his eye. Himizu twitched and moved so that she could watch both Hiei and Kuwabara. Ryouko sighed.

"I am so glad my parents and sister went to a soccer game. Oh well, let's go to my room. Gee, I hope we all fit. There's…" She took a quick count. "Thirteen people to fit in there, counting me and my friends."

"Make it twelve, Ryouko. I thought I told you that I was out of here," Himizu said calmly.

"No you're not," Kitsune retorted, grabbing her friend's arm before she could run. "I'm sure Kurama will help make sure that Hiei and Kuwabara don't hurt you, right Kurama-kun?"

"Aw man, does he have to?" asked Ryouko with a tone of mock sorrow. "Just kidding Himizu, come on, it'll be fun."

"For who? You guys, watching me run franticly from those bloodthirsty bastards? Hiei and Kuwabara, getting free sword practice?"

"No, for you. You'll enjoy it. We can write fanfics now."

"Why couldn't we write them before?" asked Himizu immovably.

"Because it's more fun when they're actually there and get all pissed when we make suggestions and get ideas that they hate."

"Yeah, they get pissed at me."

"Himizu, what's the matter? Why are you being so paranoid? Don't you like Yu Yu Hakusho?" asked Kitsune.

"Yeah I like it. When it's on T.V. and I'm watching them kill demons like Karasu and they're not sitting five feet away from me, glaring at me, and fingering their swords like Hiei is doing as I speak."

Ryouko turned to look at Hiei. "I appreciate you wanting to kill Himizu, but at the moment, I need her to feel welcome so she'll help write fics. That means you don't act like you're going to kill her."

"I'm not acting."

"I know that. Just stop, okay? You can do that later, I promise. But right now, Himizu is needed, agreed?"

"I don't have to be happy about this, do I?"

"No."

"Good. Because I'm not."

"Thanks for the valuable insight, Doctor Hiei. Have any more little gems of information that only you know that you would like to share with us?"

Hiei scowled. "Be lucky you're not in a million pieces on that floor right now," he snapped, turning away.

Kurama lifted an eyebrow. "You know Ryouko, I think Hiei's taken a bit of a shine to you. Anyone else really would be dead right now, just as he said."

Himizu scowled. "Some people get all the luck. Then there's me."

Kitsune and Ryouko seized Himizu and dragged her down the stairs to Ryouko's room. Hiei took one last look around the upstairs. "What's up with all these chickens anyway? They add nothing to the décor."

"You have no idea," Ryouko muttered under her breath. "Maybe if I can't sell all plus-250 of them after I inherit them, I'll sell them to you for target practice."


Himizu-chan: Well, I hope you enjoyed this chpater as much as the last chapter! And I thought you guys would like to know that the apple thing at the beginning of Chapter 1 is a real incident. In Ryouko's music class, some guy did a skit involving him holding an apple and singing the Barney theme song. He was not wearing a Barney costume, according to Ryouko, but I thought the image of Hiei in a Barney costume was too good to pass up. (evil grin) Ja ne! Read and Review! And I won't break my rule next time! I want 5 reviews this time, pretty please! (gives reviewers puppy eyes)