Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Ok...I'm so sorry I haven't updated any of my other stories but I swear I will during the holidays...
I've just had my actually GCSE art exam and I feel I haven't done all that well...things are going to be a bit full on because I have a stack of revision to do!
Anyway this fic is for my friend Fran; he inspired me to write a story about 'crap' because we were talking about it. He might never read it but hey...
This is going to be pure humour so do not flame me, maybe there will be romance but maybe not...I'll see later.
Wash or Wipe
Chapter One: The Strange Discussion
Team seven were waiting silently for their sensei that was late as always. Sasuke was leaning against a tree 'meditating' he was glad that for once Sakura wasn't chasing after him. Sakura was busy with the problem page, she had no time to have her one sided conversations with Sasuke but she did miss them. Naruto was...
Naruto was...cringing. He was grunting and his face seemed to be red. None of his team mates had realised what Naruto was doing, he was being too silent and discreet. You see Naruto had gone deep into the bushes to hide himself. He rubbed his stomach and slowly he began to feel relived. He had no water so he wiped himself with a leaf...ewww.
Naruto went back to where Sakura and Sasuke were and sat down, just as he did Kakashi poofed into place. He had a wide grin on his which could only mean that their next mission would be a little dodgy.
"Hey Guys guess what?"
" ..." Silence no one wanted to know.
"I have a great mission for you today, it's a special mission and since all the jounins are busy you guys get to do it."
"S-Sp-Special?" asked Naruto with stars in his eyes.
"Yeess" Kakashi rubbed his hands together, "You mission for today is to...go to Tsunade's headquarters."
"And...?" asked Sakura
"Andtowashoutallthetoilets." said Kakashi quickly
"Washotta what na?" Asked Sakura
"You have to wash out all the toilets; there will be a competition on who can wash the most toilets in the quickest time and nicely. If you win you get thirteen tickets to go to Paris, you can take who ever you want but if you lose you have to get a permanent job as a toilet cleaner and you have to wait a whole year before you can take the test to become a jounin. Enjoy!" With that Kakashi poofed back out of sight.
"Hell no I'm not staying a chunin." yelled Sakura.
"Yea me to." cried Naruto.
"You two are weak, you may as well lose because it probably wouldn't affect your chances, especially you Sakura." said Sasuke in his monotone voice.
"Sasuke- bastard don't talk to her like that you will make her cry."
"It's ok Naruto, he must be on his period that probably why he's acting this way." his words didn't hurt her, well not as much as they used to, she had proved him wrong by becoming a chunnin.
"Err... boys don't get periods." said Naruto, wow that was the first time she didn't hit him after insulting Sasuke-bastard.
"Ah, so your dumb and weak." teased Sasuke
"It's a metaphor."
"...whatever, lets go." sad Sasuke.
So they arrived at the head quarters and they took their personal scrolls. "So toilet No# 20- 30" read Sakura. "Whaaat? Ten toilets each." she read the small print "Sinks and all, you will not be paid even if you do lose." 'What a tight little cow' thought Sakura about Tsunade.
Naruto walked up to Tsunade, "I can do this job on account of my back problem."
"What back problem?" she was drinking sake as usual and she was slurring and muttering under her breath.
Seeing her in this state Naruto backed away, when ever Tsunade got dunk it was like Lee but with out the head bashing and singing. Naruto had been assigned to toilets No# 1-10. He thought to him self what was the point in having to many toilets. Clearly Tsunade's ass wasn't as big as to have three toilets for each butt cheek, or was it? She could disguise her age, so why not her size.
Hinata went to the toilets she was assigned to "Hmm toilets No# 1-10..." It was in a state, how was she ever going to get this cleaned up? She started with the walls she scrubbed and scrubbed. She cleaned it and started with the toilets she pushed the rusty flush leaver on one of the toilets, the handle broke off and fell onto the ground making a loud clattering sound. Just then she heard some one walk in. "I didn't break it I swear, wait a minute what are you doing here?"
"Oh I was assigned to this room" said the blond.
"Oh ok then this place is so dirty." said Hinata as she put on her rubber gloves, removing the other ones which were already dirty.
"I know right, I bet I'm going to need a manicure when I'm done here."
Just then two other people walked in, it was Shikamaru and Naruto. (HAH I bet you thought that was Naruto before, nope it's Ino!)
"Oh see Shikamaru, we can get the job done quicker now, look there a FOUR of us now." said Naruto in a loud voice.
"This is to damn troublesome." said Shikamaru. Hinata walked up to the two men and placed a pair of gloves in their hands she walk off and grabbed her coat; she reckoned she had earned her lunch break since the boys were slacking. She walked out and Ino followed.
"Hey wait up, arn't you guys going to help out?" asked Naruto.
"N-no Na-ruto-kun, we are going to leave you two to do the work, I need a rest on accout of my b-b-back problems."
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