Zappy Fight! – Wait, You Don't Have One

After the episode with Blonda in it, Wanda tries to start her own acting career to compete with her sister, even though she hates the poofarazzi.

"Wanda, I told you not to go to Fairy Wood!" Blonda screamed to Wanda on the phone.

"Blondie, I want to be famous like you. You always get the popularity." Wanda said back.

"It's not Blondie! It's Blonda! It rhymes with Wanda! And I'm not popular! I didn't win the Zappy for best supporting actress! Katie did!"

"Ok, but I still got the main role on 'All my Biceps!'"

"Because you paid them 3 sollars (dollars in Fairy World) to kill me off!"

"And…..so?"

"So? Wanda you have turned against the whole family!"

"You turned against them when you said your first word."

"And what was my first word? Was it 'I-hate-mommy-daddy-Conga?"

"My name is not Conga, Blondie!"

"Well, my name is not BLONDIE!"

"Whatever Blondie, see me on 'All My Biceps'."

"Fine then you bitch." The phone clicked.

Blondie (oops I mean Blonda) was in disgust. She now hated Wanda more than ever.

"Wanda has just ruined my chance to get a Zappy!" Blonda screamed and threw the award she actually won, a Paris award. It broke when she threw it, out the window at her house, where she was.

The poofarazzi was outside, and got a very glamorous snapshot of a zit-creamed face Blonda throwing her well earned award out the window.

Blonda flipped them off, and they took another picture of her flipping them off. So, she ran inside, grabbed a bucket and filled it up with ice cold water.

She ran outside with the water filled bucket and poured it on all the poofarazzi. The police just happened to be there too.

"Blonda, you are under arrest!" a police officer called out.

"How are you gonna arrest me? I'm upstairs." Blonda called out. She forgot all about magic.

Then suddenly, a pair of handcuffs poofed upstairs and arrested her. Then, she was poofed down the balcony, handcuffed, and placed in the back of a police car.

"How many phone calls do I get?" Blonda asked in a sweet voice, trying to persuade the cop to let her go.

"One, like in all the police shows." The cop snapped back.

When Blonda and the cop got to the police station, aka the prison, he poofed her to a jail cell and gave her the phone for her one phone call. She decided to call Wanda.

She dialed Wanda's number and it rang – for 4 hours. Well, it kept Blonda busy.

"Hello." Wanda finally came on the line.

"Wanda, this is Blonda, and I've been arrested for pouring ice-cold water on the poofarazzi! Could you please come bail me out?"

"I don't know, what's in it for me?"

"I'll give you my Paris award – wait I broke that because I was mad at you."

"Well, I'm not gonna come bail you out if I don't get anything in return."

"I'll give you my part in 'Meet the Fuckers!' Last offer."

"Ok, deal."

"Thanks Wanda, when will you be here?"

"In 2 hours."

"Why 2 hours?"

"You wanna get bailed out or not?"

"Ok, see ya then Wanda."

One of them hung up.

Blonda was alone in that jail cell for 8 hours, when Wanda said she was coming to bail her out in 2. Blonda was flaming mad when Wanda finally had the nerve to show up.

"Wanda! Where have you been?" Blonda exclaimed when Wanda came to her jail cell.

"Sorry, I was running late. I was getting ready to go. I thought this place was gonna be pretty."

"Well of course not, it's not pretty in pink, it's ugly in gray."