I'm updating again. How about that?! If only I had some ideas for my other fic I'm working on. (Begins hitting head on a heavy book, cursing writer's block)

Hiei: That is a good thing. I saw that on your computer. That thing is more evil than I am. Didn't it try to take over your computer?

Himizu-chan: … Yes… But that's not the point.

Ryouko: Why didn't you use it to take over the school computers?

Himizu-chan: (Gets evil smile) Hmm… That presents possibilities.

Kitsune: Himizu!!!

Himizu-chan: Kidding! (Cough) Not! (Cough) Now, responding to reviews!

wonderingprophet: I updated! Happy yet? You read this during class then... why are you reading this during school? And only one review per chapter and STOP BUGGING ME!!! I"ll update when I get five reviews, capeesh? But thanks for the compliments.

Time and Fate: Thank you for being so understanding, unlike some people (Cough, wonderingprophet, cough). Here's your reward, hope you like this one!

Mae: I updated! And you're right, you don't need to be there to find this funny. Oddly enough, I really did dream that.

Kitsune: LOL, that is so funny!!!!!!! Tell your boyfriend to bite me at the next full moon!!!! (JK) Glad you liked it!

Samantha: Quite amusing?!?!? That's an insult! What about hilariously funny?!?! Jk, I know it's a compliment. Thanks for the review!!! And I hope you like this chapter!

NOW ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chapter 3

As they trotted downstairs, Ryouko's phone rang. Picking it up and saying hello, she listened for a moment before saying, "Oh hi Tara. Yeah, Himizu and Kitsune are here too. So are Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Botan, Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, Genkai, and Koenma." She hung up the phone. "I think the girl's gone mad. She just started laughing hysterically. Then the line went dead." Her eyes narrowed as she glared at Hiei, who hastily shoved his katana out of sight. "Did you just cut the phone line?" Hiei shrugged. "Oh good grief! Why?"

"I didn't know it was your phone. It tripped me. I had to punish it."

Ryouko began laughing hysterically. Then she stopped abruptly and glared at Hiei. "You're paying for that! If Kurama doesn't know how to fix it, you're dead meat." She looked over at Kurama, who was standing up. He had fixed the phone line. In thirty seconds. Kitsune smiled joyfully.

"My Kurama-kun is so intelligent and talented, aren't you, Kurama-kun?"

"Kitsune, just call him Kurama. You're going to drive him nuts, not to mention me." Suddenly, Himizu grinned. "I just thought of something. We have complete control over them, don't we? We can make them do whatever we want, right?"

"Well…" said Ryouko slowly, "that's not exactly how it works..."

"Like, for example," continued Himizu, "if I wanted to make Hiei tap-dance…"

"Don't even think about it!" growled Hiei.

"I've already thought about it, Hiei, don't worry about that." Himizu smiled sweetly in the fire demons direction. Hiei drew his katana and swung it at her. In mid-swing, the katana stopped, flew out of Hiei's hands, and thudded into the wall next to them. "Oops," whispered Himizu. "I didn't do it!" she added. Hiei moved towards the wall and abruptly started tap-dancing. Kitsune, Ryouko, and Himizu began laughing at Hiei's comical plight. Then Kitsune looked at Himizu.

"How did you do that?"

"I have no idea. He was swinging his sword at me and all I could think of was 'don't let it kill me, fly out of his hand'. Then, it flew out of his hand and, well, you saw the rest."

"Wow, now we can control them with our minds. But why?" asked Kitsune.

"Author power," answered Kurama.

"Come again," said Ryouko.

"You are now authors who write stories about us," Kurama explained. "By rights, we have to do whatever you want, both in the stories, and in real life, whenever we're around that is. Of course, there is a catch."

"What else is new?" groaned Himizu.

"The only time you have complete control of us is the day after Friday the 13th, and then, only if there's a full moon on the 13th."

Himizu sighed. "Nothing in life is free, easy, or fair."

"That's nice to know. Now… Yusuke, Kuwabara, get the katana out of my wall and fix it! The wall, not the sword!" Ryouko cried as Kuwabara began to polish the shiny metal surface. "That's right, fill the crack and paint over it, my mom must never know. Oh, and Hiei, the dance is cute, but you can stop now."

"No he can't! This is amusing. He has to keep going. I need a video camera! Do you have any lying around?" asked Himizu eagerly.

"And you wonder why they're all out for your blood," Ryouko muttered under her breath.

Suddenly, a voice called down, "Tommy! Are you there?"

"Oh no! It's my mom! Don't come down here, Mom!"

"Are you all right?"

"Fine! Everything's fine! Just don't come down!" Ryouko quickly signaled to the YYH cast to get into her room. The door had barely swung closed when Ryouko's mother appeared on the stairs.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing! Really! We… We're being teenage girls. You know, we want our privacy." She smiled winningly at her mother. "What are you doing back so soon?"

"We were trying to call you to ask if you wanted to go out to eat with us, but the line was dead."

"It's working now. And if you don't mind, I'd rather stay home."

"Okay. See you later, girls."

"Phew! That was close!" Ryouko gasped as the door the front door was closed. She, Kitsune, and Himizu went into her room. They were met with the wide-open staring eyes of Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara.

"Tommy?!" asked Yusuke incredulously.

"Yes. That is my Hebrew name. Like it, don't like it, I don't care. That's my name. It's not like Yusuke or Kuwabara is any better."

Kurama and Hiei nodded. "Oh, yeah, Hiei, your name isn't normal either," added Ryouko.

"Hey, what about Kurama?" asked Kuwabara.

"Kurama is nice. Kurama is a sweetheart."

"Kurama is mine. Rrrrrrr," growled Kitsune, baring her fingernails in claw-like fashion.

Kurama sweatdropped. "Ladies, ladies, please. Let's try to keep this gathering civil."

"It's a good thing you're not Youko. Then things could really get interesting," Ryouko said with a grin.

Himizu twitched nervously. "Oh well, at least they're not cross-dressers." All the boys glared at her. "See, there is really something wrong with cross-dressers that is at the same time amusing…" Her voice trailed off and an evil grin spread over her face. "Oh Kuwabara (sing-song voice)." Kuwabara turned to run.

"What's a cross-dresser?" asked Yukina. Everyone did a face-fault.

"Yukina, you don't want to know," said Kitsune.

"Yes she does! She needs to understand why it's bad to love Kuwabara. That's why we put him in a dress…" Himizu quickly ducked behind Yukina as Kuwabara raised his fist menacingly.

Ryouko began to work on her science homework. She began to study Hiei intently.

Hiei gazed back. "What?"

Ryouko frowned intently. "If your mom is a ice demon and your dad is a fire demon…Where did you get your gravity-defying hair? Are you in any way related to Vegeta, from Dragonball Z? What about your grandparents?" (Continues asking questions and listing people who he could be connected with) Hiei sweatdropped.

Kurama said, "Don't question him too much. He can be very dangerous at times."

"He can do what he likes to me, but if he tries to do anything to my room, he will meet a very angry human." Hiei slowly backed away.

Kurama, still trying to be helpful, tried to explain further. "But Ryouko, I don't believe you have ever seen Hiei at his full potential…"

"Back off Kurama. You're next."

Kitsune cried, "NOOOO!!!! MY LOVELY SHUUICHI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ryouko stared blankly. "Who's talking about Shuuichi? I want Youko!"

Kitsune asked, "Why are you so interested in demons all of a sudden? Is there something you need to tell us?"

Ryouko smiled. "Well, demons are more interesting than humans, and they are much more polite, well-mannered, kind, etc."

Yusuke and Kuwabara cried together, "Hey, what about us?"

"You are two very well-trained delinquent monkeys!" Hiei continued backing away.

Ryouko smiled. "Gee Hiei, I thought fire demons were really tough and strong, not sissies."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SISSY?!?!?!?!?!" Hiei yelled.

Ryouko sighed patiently. "Really Hiei, I thought you were more intelligent than that. You're beginning to remind me of one of my classmates who never knows when he's being burned." She was forced to run as Hiei began to chase her, katana brandished.

"Are you making fun of me?" Hiei demanded as he clipped at Ryouko's hair.

"What if I was? A certain someone in this room would never know if people were making fun of her and you just happen to have the same genes as that certain someone…" She yelped as Hiei tripped her. Turning over, she found the point of Hiei's katana pricking her throat.

"Shut up. Or else."

"Hiei, the red really doesn't go with my t-shirt. Do you mind?"

"Why am I thinking of C.S.I and the vampire that severed the girl's jugular vein and then stole her blood so he could drink it when he got thirsty and was totally nuts because he thought that he had released the girl's spirit and that it was inside him…?" Himizu froze as Hiei whirled to touch her throat with the blade.

"Are you implying that I am a low-life vampire?"

Himizu frowned, pondering this. Finally she said, "Well, I've never actually seen you drink blood, but you have fangs, you love killing people, you're a maniac…Owwww! Stop it! Bastard! If that blood gets on my shirt, my mom's going to kill me."

Ryouko rolled her eyes. "Himizu, if Hiei's a vampire for those reasons, so are you. You don't have fangs, but you love the sight of blood, although you don't drink it, you love watching people die, and you're a maniac. So you must be a vampire."

Himizu shrugged. "Cool. I'm a vampire. That's nifty. But then so is Hiei."

"Take a joke, Himizu. Neither one of you is a vampire. If one of you were, the other probably would be. That would be scary."

"How do you know I'm not a vampire? Maybe a vampire brought the YYH group to this world and dropped in to visit me. Then it bit me and made me one of them."

"Then you would have bite marks on your neck," answered Kitsune, who looked sick at the thought.

"It doesn't have to be on the neck. On C.S.I., the girl who died thought she was a vampire and she would go to a blood bar where people would bite each other, usually on the shoulders or arms because these are areas that heal quickly. Maybe that's what happened to me."

"Why don't you take off your clothes so we can look," asked Yusuke, rubbing his hands together. He was knocked out instantly by a lightning fast punch from Himizu, almost instantly followed by a punch of equal strength and velocity from Keiko.

"They're all bastards!" yelled Himizu. "They're all freaks, morons, freaking idiots, maniacs…" She continued her tirade, throwing in curse words that would have made Yusuke blush if he's been conscious.

Ryouko winked at Kitsune. "Do you think Himizu is upset?"

Kitsune pretended to ponder this. "Hmmm, could be."


Himizu-chan: Yeah, that was weird. Ryouko, Kitsune, and I wrote it one afternoon at the library. Kinda' pointless, but still… I hope you liked it! And all you Kurama fans who want to kill me right now, please don't! I like being a living breathing human and I get plenty of death threats from Hiei. The whole Kitsune thing is in there because, face it, it's funny to watch some girl go nutso over Kurama. And Kitsune isn't really like that anyways. So please don't flame me for Mary Sue. I warned you at the beginning of The Beginning anyways. (That sounded weird!) So don't hurt me. I'll update faster if I'm not in the hospital with burn and/or injuries from heavy objects. (Gets hit with a rock) WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!? (Sees angry readers) Crap… This ain't good… REMEMBER, FIVE REVIEWS!!!!! JA NE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away, fast as heck)