Chapter 6

Himizu-chan: I love long weekends. Now I can update my ficcys! Yay!

Ryouko: Yeah, now finish this up and get your butt over to my house! The Mountain Dew is waiting.

Himizu-chan: Oh yeah! Party at Ryouko's house! (Is already way too hyper) Yeah, this chapter is mostly insanity and aruguements. If you like Hiei, this chapter is... interesting... Hiei spends most of it yelling at me and Ryouko.

Hiei: Damn you, now everyone is going to think that I like Ryouko!

Himizu-chan: They can think whatever the hell they want. All I'm saying is that there is nothing between you and Ryouko in my mind, her mind, or your mind. If people want to think that, I can't stop it because my brainwashing device doesn't work yet.

Hiei: O.O

Himizu-chan: Hehehe.

Disclaimer: I own only the brainwashing device. I do no own Yu Yu Hakusho.


Hiei decided he had stalled long enough. Thanks to Himizu, he had humiliated himself in front of everyone, especially his sister, been forced to repaint Ryouko's room, and beaten up by Kuwabara's psycho sister. It was time for the kill. He pulled out his katana, and swung it at Himizu's head. It was countered by another katana, wielded by Ryouko. Everyone stared. Hiei seemed lost for words. Then, some sprang out unbidden.

"Where the hell did you get that from!" he gasped.

"You would be surprised if you knew half the stuff I have hidden in my room."

"Yes you would," Himizu chimed in. "Knives, sabers, grenades."

"Don't forget atomic bombs. Or A-tamic bombs." Kitsune dissolved into giggles.

"How did you know I had bombs hidden in here!" gasped Ryouko. "I didn't tell you, did I?"

"I told you not to tell her that. Now she's going to know that I took them," Himizu hissed. Everyone sweatdropped as they thought about what Himizu might do with bombs.

"Please don't turn Karasu on us," begged Ryouko. Himizu twitched. Kurama ran to a corner. "Anyways, back to the matter at hand. Hiei, I'm sorry to say this, but you don't get to kill her. I get to kill her."

"Since when?"

"Since just now when I made up my mind that I didn't want you to kill her, but I wanted to."

Hiei stared. "………. -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;…………

"No objections? Excellent." Ryouko turned, but Hiei appeared in front of her.

"She's mine to kill."

"No, she's mine."

"She's mine."

"She's mine."

"She's mine!"

"She's mine!"

"SHE'S MINE!"

"SHE'S MINE!"

"MINE!"

"MINE!"

The two obviously didn't know who they were dealing with. Not a fighter, Himizu had instead concentrated on the fine art of heckling. She could talk her way out of almost anything and had never yet been stuck without an insult. So she warmed up her persuasive tongue as she ducked behind an electric barrier around the computer put there for emergency purposes.

"Hey, come on you two. What's the matter anyway? You know it was really Kuwabara who started the paintball war. I even tried to warn you, Ryouko. If anyone deserves death, it's Kuwabara. Besides, it's not my fault that Hiei went nuts."

Hiei glared menacingly at her and jabbed at the barrier with his katana. "When you come out of there I'll…"

Kitsune, who had been sitting there for a while, began screaming at Hiei. "Hiei stop! The electricity is ruining our hair!"

Himizu, who was trying desperately to flatten her hair, yelled, "I don't care! As long as he doesn't get in here."

Ryouko, who was becoming very annoyed, marched into the barrier. Immediately, her hair flew up. "Himizu, stop being such an "I'm-so-scared-of-Hiei" little crybaby! And Hiei, thank you so much for getting my hair off my back, it gets hot in an electric barrier with these two after a while. And I've only been here three seconds."

Himizu was even more pissed than Ryouko by now. "Stop jabbing the barrier you stupid idiot midget shrimp!" She used her author power to force Hiei into a shrimp costume.

"The costume dissolved in a burst of flame. Kitsune and Ryouko burst into hysterical laughter.

They shrieked together, "Hiei's lost his shirt again!"

Ryouko grinned. "My, Hiei, you look much better now with your shirt off then the last time I saw you, and that was about, what, five seconds ago…"

Hiei's skin turned green (to hide his red flushed face) and his hair fluffed, splitting into two points. His eyes narrowed menacingly as he was surrounded by black flames while swirls of more black flames rose around the room. Scary, isn't it?

Himizu, eyes wide with horror at the result of her jest, lost her head completely (not literally of course, sorry). "OH MY GOD! IT'S THE BLACK DRAGON! AGAIN! OH MY GOD!"

Kitsune held up her hands. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hiei, she may be annoying, but she's still our friend."

Ryouko grinned evilly. "Yeah, if anyone should get to kill her, it should be me."

Hiei scowled. "Your friend, not mine. By the way (turns to Ryouko) I'm so sorry I have to take this pleasurable experience away from you, but I must do it for the sake of humans, demons, and emotionless, sadistic dictionaries!"

Ryouko nodded her head understandingly. "Yes! Go Hiei! And do what you must to finally do something helpful for this world!" (Says so very professionally)

Himizu, who was going absolutely ballistic, yelled, "WHAT! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY COMPANY IS INTERESTING TO SOME HUMANS AND YOUKAIS… (pauses) Well, actually, I just fight with demons, but… FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS CONVERSATION, I DO! AND FURTHURMORE…though I hate to admit it…I BELONG IN THE CATEGORY OF EMOTIONLESS, SADISTIC DICTIONARIES!"

Hiei (not paying the slightest attention to anything Himizu is saying) hollered, "NOW COME OUT AND DIE!"

"MAKE ME!" Himizu retorted, laughing her head off.

"I'll help you Hiei!" Ryouko cried nobly. She tried to push Himizu out of the barrier and succeeded.

Himizu continued to struggle. "I AM SOOOOOOO GOING TO KILL YOU, RYOUKO!"

Ryouko laughed. "Go on and face your darkest fears!"

Himizu stopped struggling and stared. "How did you know my darkest fear?"

Ryouko smirked. "The same way I know what your deepest desire is!"

Himizu snorted. "Oh yeah? And what's that?"

Ryouko managed a look between disgust at Himizu's choice and satisfaction that she knew this. "RICK NASH, NO DA!"

Himizu, who was now flushed from both anger and embarrassment, snapped back, "Well, so you do know it… SO WHAT?

Hiei rolled his eyes. "So you can stop this good-for-nothing argument now because you aren't ever going to go back into that freaking barrier!"

Kitsune sighed wearily. "I'm so sorry Hiei, but this is for the sake of the future fics and for your own good." She disabled Hiei's dark dragon attack, just as he was about to perform it.

Himizu fainted.

Hiei glared menacingly at Kitsune, but after a while settled down and returned to normal. "You could have at least let me hit her."

Ryouko, who was still angry, snapped, "Yeah, Kitsune, you ruined the best part of the argument!"

Himizu recovered quickly. "This sounds like some kind of argument between Yusuke and Kuwabara. Of course, Kuwabara wouldn't be making such intelligent remarks."

Kuwabara, who was raging, bellowed, "WHAT DID YOU SAY!"

Ryouko and Kitsune rolled their eyes in unison. "SHUT UP! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE TRYING TO ARGUE HERE!"

Himizu and Kuwabara, who were both pissed, in case you haven't guessed, hollered, "SO WHAT!"

Ryouko, Kitsune and the remaining YYH cast cried, "SO SHUT UP!"

Himizu, who was now totally pissed, bellowed back, "MAKE ME! YOU KNOW I'LL NEVER LISTEN!" She began to laugh evilly.

Kitsune cried out, "STOP, YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN!"

Himizu, who was as pissed as you can possibly get, shrieked back, "WHAT FEARKING CHILDREN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"

Kitsune pointed at the YYH cast. "THESE CHILDREN!"

Kurama, who was pissed as well as insulted, exclaimed, "Hey, I'm not a child, they are!"

Hiei, who was now pissed as well, snapped, "I know I'm only around a hundred, but I'm no kid, woman!"

"Well, at least I'm not three feet tall., you midget!" Kitsune retorted.

Hiei, who was, unbelievably, even more pissed than before, screamed, "WELL, NIETHER AM I!"

Yusuke and Kuwabara who were just as pissed as everyone else shouted together, "Hey, we're fourteen, you know. You're younger."

Himizu pointed at Ryouko. "She is, I'm not! Neither is Kitsune."

Ryouko, who was now very annoyed, "WILL ALL YOU PISSED FREAKS JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"


Himizu-chan: The part about A-tamic bombs is a private joke between us authors. Ryouko has a friend named Eitam (pronounced A-tam) and Kitsune connected that with atomic bombs… it's funny so I included it in the fic. And this is my shortest chapter so far… O.O But I wrote it when I was high on Mountain Dew. And so were Ryouko and Kitsune. We wrote most of this chapter together. It was going to go in another fic, but that fic was eventually discontinued, so I took a whole bunch of the scenes and stuck them in here. I hope you like it. Actually, believe it or not, that whole chapter sounds like something that would really happen between me and my friends… Oh well. Review please! Five reviews before I update! Ja ne!