Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.

Just a little something a friend and I came up with one day.

The Twelve Days of Christmas- InuYasha Style!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me

A hanyou in the God tree.

Inuyasha: Why do I have to stay here again?

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kikyo: So are the two priestesses me and you?

Kagome: Most likely.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kouga: There's me and the mutt…Who's the third?

Hojo: Me, maybe.

Inuyasha: "Idiot suitors?..."

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kagome: Two, three, four…yup, all there.

Inuyasha: Why only five?

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Shippo: Me, Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Kirara…

Myouga: What about me?

Miroku: You'd make seven.

Inuyasha: Besides, you're useless.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kikyo: Ten soul skimmers would be more efficient, I bet.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eight sit commands

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kagome: Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit SIT!

Inuyasha: Oooowww…

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Nine demon slayers

Eight sit commands

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Sango: There're a lot more demon slayers than that.

Kohaku: Apparently they couldn't think of anything else.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Ten sacred arrows

Nine demon slayers

Eight sit commands

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kagome: Five for you and five for me, right?

Kikyo: That'll work.

On then eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Eleven howling wolves

Ten sacred arrows

Nine demon slayers

Eight sit commands

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Kouga: Howl, my pretties! Instill fear into those puny humans! BWAHAHA!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve paternity offers

Eleven howling wolves

Ten sacred arrows

Nine demon slayers

Eight sit commands

Seven soul skimmers

Six friends united

Five jewel shards

Four incarnations

Three idiot suitors

Two priestesses

And a hanyou in the God tree.

Miroku: Ooooww…Sango, how could you?

Sango: Quit bothering those poor girls! You'll corrupt them!