Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.
Just a little something a friend and I came up with one day.
The Twelve Days of Christmas- InuYasha Style!
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A hanyou in the God tree.
Inuyasha: Why do I have to stay here again?
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kikyo: So are the two priestesses me and you?
Kagome: Most likely.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kouga: There's me and the mutt…Who's the third?
Hojo: Me, maybe.
Inuyasha: "Idiot suitors?..."
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kagome: Two, three, four…yup, all there.
Inuyasha: Why only five?
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Shippo: Me, Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Kirara…
Myouga: What about me?
Miroku: You'd make seven.
Inuyasha: Besides, you're useless.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kikyo: Ten soul skimmers would be more efficient, I bet.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight sit commands
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kagome: Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit SIT!
Inuyasha: Oooowww…
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine demon slayers
Eight sit commands
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Sango: There're a lot more demon slayers than that.
Kohaku: Apparently they couldn't think of anything else.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten sacred arrows
Nine demon slayers
Eight sit commands
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kagome: Five for you and five for me, right?
Kikyo: That'll work.
On then eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven howling wolves
Ten sacred arrows
Nine demon slayers
Eight sit commands
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Kouga: Howl, my pretties! Instill fear into those puny humans! BWAHAHA!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve paternity offers
Eleven howling wolves
Ten sacred arrows
Nine demon slayers
Eight sit commands
Seven soul skimmers
Six friends united
Five jewel shards
Four incarnations
Three idiot suitors
Two priestesses
And a hanyou in the God tree.
Miroku: Ooooww…Sango, how could you?
Sango: Quit bothering those poor girls! You'll corrupt them!
