My side story, until I finish updating and re-doing chapter one and two! Plus, there will be a third chapter. I haven't updated for all most two years. Go me!

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, so there.

Warning: Just a slight bit of Amelia bashing. Blink and you'll miss it. Crude, sexual humor. Blink and you'll miss that, too.

"Wait, wait! You guys have to see this," Amelia called as they slowly made their way across the field.

They stopped, staring back at the princess, all wondering where she had been and why she had even bothered to come back. Why did she decide to slow them down more than they were? If Lina didn't know better, it all most felt as if they were going backwards.

"What? What! What the hell is going on now! This had better be good," the fiery sorceress cried, stopping and turning, her sour look not stopping Amelia's enthusiastic bound towards them.

Without saying a word, the princess dropped a large bag on the ground that they had failed to notice before. "Look! Check it out!"

Amelia produced a pair of red boots and a small sailor dress with a blue skirt and ascot.

"Oh no," Lina said, shaking her head and taking a few steps back. "We already did this gag."

"Now, now, Miss Lina, this isn't for summoning Holy Light… These are outfits of warriors of Love and Justice!"

"Don't you mean 'Sailor Senshi?'" This statement earned Gourry a strange look.

"What? Haven't any of you ever seen Sailor Moon?" The question went unanswered and he went back to staring blankly at the bag.

"Come on! Come on! There's one for everyone! Now we can be true warriors of Justice!"

Meanwhile, the dead bodies of five young women lay naked in a ditch.

Now, back to our real story!

Lina pulled nervously on her extra-short skirt, eyeing Gourry's suit jealously.

"Why does he get the tux 'n top hat?"

""He's your protector, Tuxedo Mask! There to rescue you," Amelia said, hands clasped beneath her chin and eyes sparkling as shoujo manga girl bubbles filled the air.

"Then why do I have to wear… this," Zelgadis asked with disgust, trying like Lina to lengthen the skirt, but failing miserably.

"But… But, Mr. Zelgadis! It is because you are a warrior—" But she was cut off by Xellos stating "With really nice legs!"

The Mazoku flipped up Zelgadis' skirt. "Plain blue? And not even a thong…"

SMACK! A stony fist connected with the mysterious priest's cheek before he went down, Zelgadis not far behind to finish what he had started. The fight ended with a certain Mazoku holding a blue pair of briefs and having quite a pleasant view.

"My, my, Zelgadis, you're rock hard! Are you happy to see me? And the pun is intended."

THE END! You can guess what happened next, can't you? A happy ending… A very happy ending.

Yes! My side-story. Like I had said, I will take down the two previous chapters, re-do them, and put them back up along with a third chapter. You all must be so angry with me for taking forever with updating, aren't you? Well, I had a few good reasons somewhere around here…