Chapter Three: Your… Girlfriend
"Oi! Hermione, where'd you get that ugly mark on your neck?"
Weasley was practically on top of her gaping at her neck. By golly, I think the rat pack finally found my handiwork.
"Err… bug bite Ron, nothing I can't take care of."
"That sure was some bug for it to leave a mark like that." Potter said curiously.
"Harry, really, how thick are you? You've been in the wizarding how long and still don't know that anything is possible with the bugs around here?"
"No, I'm just wondering how she got a bug bite that looks an awful lot like teeth."
"Oh, come off it Harry! Lots of bugs have teeth."
Potter raised his eyebrows skeptically.
"Name two." He said smugly knowing that he would win this fight.
"Pongers, Pandals, and Hamperzinies." Granger butted in knowing Weasel wouldn't be able to do it and getting herself out of the mess the Weasel got her into about her mark.
I had to smirk at this. Even though I was across the Great Hall I could hear every word of their bickering. I wanted to laugh because I knew that in a few hours time she wouldn't be able to get herself out of trouble.
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"Hermione, is it true?" That Lavender girl asked.
"You wanna 'connect the dots' with me?" Asked a Slytherin wiggling his eyebrows at her.
Hermione looked at him like he was out of his mind, he may have been. Who would want to let the mudblood touch him?
"Hermione! How could you do that with Harry?! He is mine!" She looked over at the Weaselette like she was out of her mind. She may has well be, dating The-Boy-Who-Just-Will-Not-Die-To-Spite-Me. Really, even she could do better than him.
"What are you talking about Ginny? What is everyone talking about?! I want to know!" The Weasel girl looked at her skeptically, then handed her a flyer that everyone else seemed to be sporting. She raised her eyebrows curiously as she looked at it, "What's this?"
"Take a look and read it."
Dear Diary,
Oh My God! Today was like, the best day ever! Like, Harry and I like, you know, got it, like, on. Do you wanna like, now how it like… happened? Of course you do! Well, if you like, promise to keep this a secret, I will like, tell you! How totally awesome is that! -Insert Girlish giggles here- Alright, here it comes! We played Connect the dots on each other's body. Harry of course went first, connected the freckle on my collar bone to the scar on my stomach above my belly button, to the freckle on the inside of my right thigh and then steered off course to, well… If I told you, you would hypothetically blush. Hehe. Then it was my turn to connect the dots, except like, well, I skipped the connecting part, and went straight for the little (and I mean little) wand in his boxer shorts and made it do 'magic'. Oh damn, I hear Lavender coming! Don't tell about my excursion with Harry ok?
-Hermione-
P.s. I get turned on by looking at my own body. I noticed it when Ginny said I looked god in the Library. -goofy smile-
"That isn't my diary, I swear! Why would I want to play with Harry? He's yours!"
"Well, Granger I don't know, but for all I care, Harry and I are though and so are you and I."
I watched the little Weaselette disappear into the angry mob starting at Granger. It actually wasn't all angry. Some of them were horny guys wanting a bit of action from our new mudblood slut.. I've decided, she needs my two galleons.
"Mudblood." I nodded. Wow, even after being made into a slut people still don't want to call her mudblood… So many angry people… Gonna have to work on that a bit more…
"Malfoy, how could you-you slimy," I ought to let her continue, but if she gets in trouble with Snape who is walking up behind her, I may never get her. "Gi-" I placed my hand over her mouth we're both going to be paying for that later. My poor beautiful hand, marred by the dirty mudblood.
"Mr. Malfoy, please let Ms. Granger continue with what she was saying." I looked from Snape to Granger hoping to hell she would just not talk.
"What I was saying professor," No such luck. "Is that Malfoy is a slimy… Gryffindor!" Snape's eyebrows rose quite comically. "You see, he… he came over to see why I was hogging the attention from him, being the natural Slytherin he is, hence the 'slimy'. And he… bravely fought through the crowd like only a true Gryffindor would do, hence the 'Gryffindor'." She smiled weekly and looked up to Snape hoping he may have gotten a bee in his ear to affect his hearing so he wouldn't question her. I myself, almost peed my pants.
Snape, seeing the condition I was in decided to take the attention off of us, so I could run to the nearest bathroom, bush, tree, whatever! Just as long I don't explode internally.
After he left Granger talked, she really wanted me to die didn't she? Can't she see I'm gonna burst.
"I hate you, I fucking hate you!" She screamed but instantly lowered her voice so only I could hear and hissed, "you good for nothing dick fucking, narcissistic, sadistic, masochistic, egotistical prat. I will get you back for everything you've ever done to me."
I am obviously not scared, she may be smart, wise, and cunning. But revenge wasn't her forte.
"You like it Granger? I felt it was you exactly, showing your girly side with the 'likes' but becoming more serious by not using them to tell the tale like only you would, then snapping back to girly." I said after deciding I wasn't worried about her plotting revenge. I could just make up a second diary entry to accompany the one I just created.
All I get in reply was a simple 'ugh' I believe she muttered a few colorful choice words that if McGonagall heard she would faint. But I don't care at the moment. If I wait another second I'm gonna piss my pants. Fuck! It hurts to run… walk fast Draco, walk fast.
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What I see before my eyes ought to be written down. Weasel is in the library, voluntarily! It seems he's arguing with everybody's favorite mudblood.
"Granger, how could you?" The look on her face was unforgettable.
"Ron, you too?" Yes, that was not me confronting her like that, it was the poor boy of the once Golden Trio.
"That's not a bug bite is it? That mark on your neck, it's form Harry, isn't it?" Ahh, the look of guilt that crossed her face was pure bliss, to me at least.
"Ron, it's not what it seems." (Whoa, freaky Swan Princess moment flash back.)
"So you don't deny it? You cheated on George?" What?! No one told me she was with Someone! This is great, I love myself.
"I didn't… I didn't do anything with Harry! I love George! I would never cheat on him with Harry!" She yelled that one quite loudly.
"So how the hell do you explain the flyer going around the school?"
Her eyes flashed over to me and unfortunately they are staying on me and oh great, now the Weasel is looking at me too!
"Malfoy? What's he got to do with this?" Granger holding back some serious built up anger at the Weasel responded:
"Are you Daft?! Malfoy hates everyone of us! By writing that he ruined my friendship with you, Harry, Ginny and all intellectuals, my relationship with George, your mother will hate me along with the rest of your family and defaced me all in one shot." Wow, that's a big list, too bad none of it was the truth.
"Oh."
"Oh? That's all you have to say for yourself?" Yah Weasel, you just insulted her! "Well?"
"Everything you said makes sense, but… where did that mark come from?" For once, I like you Weasel! Keep going with it!
"I…" Granger could only look down in shame.
"That's what I thought." The weasel spat angrily and stalked off.
I watched Granger crumple into a seat and decided she didn't need to be alone during this delicate time. I walked over to her and sat down at a chair plopping my feet on an unnaturally sized book.
"Enjoy the show?" She spoke first, amazing. I figured I would be forced to speak considering her 'delicate' position.
"Immensely." I smirked.
"Glad I could offer such wonderful entertainment." She said sarcastically. She was twirling a piece of hair in her fingers, slouched way down in the chair. I kinda wonder how her neck isn't snapping from being in that position… she's also lucky she wears her school skirt longer than most girls. If not I would be blessed with the not so wonderful site of Granger's knickers.
After a very long silence of about thirty seconds I felt I needed to break it.
"You didn't tell me you were dating a Weasel twin."
"Didn't feel you need to know, none of your business."
"I certainly think it is, for you to be my girlfriend you can't have a boyfriend that isn't me!"
"Malfoy, I didn't plan on being your girlfriend ever, I didn't have to tell you."
"What do you mean '…didn't plan on'?" Does this mean what I think it does?
"What it means is that I will be your… Girlfriend." I plan to ignore that grimace of disgust, "besides, what do you care?"
"I don't, just wanted to know why you gave in so easily." Damn! If I could do a jig, I would! I win! I fought the mudblood to the end!
Little did either of them know that someone over heard every bit of their conversation. They left as Draco and Hermione left the Library. Not together of course, it was bad enough they were sitting at the same table. Madam Pince would have to rope off the table and make it a historical monument. Pureblood and mudblood all at one table, talking almost civilly. And no hexes.
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1720 words! That I think is the most I've ever written! Yah! Go me!! Haha, sorry, but I'm proud of this chapter… It's not too bad. Do you guys think I need more humor? Also, a reviewer not saying who, contacted me and brought something of importance up. At least to me… They said I write like a boy but my name at the time (xxgummybearxx) was girly. So to clear up any confusion that anyone else has, I'm a…. GIRL! Haha, it's a lot more evident in my other story Like the Rain.
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